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Vainqueur the Dragon

Vainqueur the Dragon
by Void Herald
ONGOING
870 pages

Vainqueur Knightsbane is your average dragon: a giant, fire-breathing lizard who loves to take naps on his golden hoard, kidnap princesses for fun, and make the life of adventurers miserable. Vainqueur's only pleasure in life is to watch his treasure get bigger, one coin at a time.

So when a would-be thief turned unwilling minion tells him about "classes," "levels," and "quests," Vainqueur wonders if maybe, just maybe, he should consider a career change. 

After all, why bother hunting monsters for free when you can get paid for it?

(The original art of the cover picture was made by Björn Lensig

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The Queen's Hound

The Queen's Hound
by Ace Arriande
ONGOING
1.2k pages

Other Tags: Monster Evolution

The thief was confident that it would be another heist like any other. Steal the mark, get paid, retire, gamble away any money not spent at brothels, and come out of retirement. Again. That was how it was supposed to go. Only, the woman he was stealing from was a noble vampire, and he wasn't expecting to get killed and reincarnated as a puppy. Now, left in the underground dungeon floors of the city's tower, the infamous thief must adapt to his four-legged and fluffier life and quickly if he doesn't want to get turned into a snack by monsters several times his size.

To make matters even more difficult for him, he finds himself bound by a curse to not only hunt and devour the strong but to evolve and become his killer's cerberus. Though, none of these struggles are as difficult as the itch behind his ear that just won't go away.

 


Cover artwork done by ErosPanda, and the full-sized image can be viewed here!

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Feral: The Story of a Half Orc

Feral: The Story of a (...)
by Mahmoud Schahed
HIATUS
299 pages

Char has lived in Jarvin his entire life, subjected to hatred and suspicion for his Half-Orc heritage. He avoids the crowd, only wanting to focus on his blacksmithing and runes. Right up until the girl who is prophesized to save the world decides to become his friend, pulling him into assassination plots, conspiracies, and caves full of giant spiders. Yay?

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Dial (Ben 10/MCU SI)

Dial (Ben 10/MCU SI)
by Mahmoud Schahed
ONGOING
2k pages

A man from our world is dropped into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with nothing but a watch on his wrist to make a life with. Luckily, it's one hell of a cool watch. Now if only he'd gotten the manual...

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Lost in Love

Lost in Love
by OrderMaster
HIATUS
159 pages

My name is Alexander Halesworth, sole heir to a prestigious ducal house. Or rather, that’s what my identity is supposed to be now. I still haven’t gotten used to this whole situation yet.

Not long ago I was just a humble store clerk. But shortly after getting into an unfortunate road accident, I woke up in the setting of an infamous Otome Game called “Lost in Love: A Heart Throbbing Romance in a Fantasy World~!”

Yeah. It’s even trashier than it sounds. Don’t judge me, it was a gift from a friend.

*cough* Anyway, this situation wouldn’t be too bad, except I ended up in the body of the worst possible person: the villainess’ older brother. Alexander has great looks, near limitless wealth, and a thoroughly rotten personality. In most of the game’s endings I end up dead or exiled. My family also falls to ruin, and don’t even get me started on what happens to my evil little sister.

Well, whatever. If that’s the hand fate dealt me, then I just have to prevent the bad ends, right? And if I have no choice but to deal with this family’s baggage, I may as well enjoy myself while I’m at it. Being filthy rich and powerful has its benefits.

For example, this cute maid who I get to tease whenever I want.

 

(Male lead otome reincarnation, inspired by Akuyaku Reijo Ni Koi Wo Shite and similar works)

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Skeleton in Space

Skeleton in Space
by WeirdWhirl
HIATUS
190 pages

Synopsis:
Douglas is a simple summoned skeleton, formed from an old battlefield when some ancient fossil of a necromancer raised him without even asking. His memories are a bit foggy, but who cares about some people he barely remembers when there is walking to be done! Or stabbing cows! Douglas loves life, the simple joy of doing repetitive tasks - like battering down this large tower door - is all that's needed to keep his clacking bones satisfied. But just when he was done with these rapidly changing tasks, the wizard he was mobbing took some weird crystal out and now there are stars everywhere.

Come join Douglas the magical skeleton as he tries to live a fulfilling life in a sci-fi universe!

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As the starving artist meme is real, and I wanna get dat bread, I had to take down 90% of book 1 upon publication. The first two chapters are still available to read, but I had to take down chapter 3-20, unfortunately. You can read it here, polished with lots of editorial love.

Come stalk me through social media and stuff:
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Please check out my released books!
The Dao of Magic: Book I - Amazon 
The Dao of Magic: Book II - Amazon 
Skeleton in Space: Histaff - Amazon

Go read my other story; The Dao of Magic.

Updates every Friday.

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FeralHeart

FeralHeart
by YesorNo
ONGOING
1.5k pages

Disclaimer: This story is intended for adult audiences. You should not read this if you are under the age of eighteen.

"I was born with an extremely prestigious but combat-weak logistics class. As the son of the clan head and the next heir, that just wasn’t enough of an excuse to spare me from my father’s grueling training. For in his creed the only strength that mattered was that grasped in one’s own two hands.

In my journey through the lands with my harem, I was grateful for his training as it saved my life multiple times when my girls weren’t there to engage in combat. This is my story."

Check out my Discord server for character art.

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Dennis the Conqueror (Sword & Sorority Book 1), A Harem Fantasy—a '#1 Best Seller', Available on Amazon & KU NOW!

Dennis the Conqueror (...)
by scotcmorgan
HIATUS
61 pages

Book description below after this note to you, the reader.

Thank you to all of you who have read all or some of the draft of Dennis the Conqueror on RoyalRoad. I appreciate the feedback and support I've received. The final version of the book is now on Amazon (including Kindle Unlimited)!

The book has been well received, attaining Amazon Best Seller status in three categories! Thanks for your support!

If you enjoyed the story, or were enjoying it but didn't get a chance to finish it, you can get it there. It is priced at $2.99 (and free to download if you are a KU subscriber).

I'm working on book 2 now.

Also, I'd love it if you shared book 1 with others, to let Dennis' legend be known far and wide!

You can get the book on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JVBC6NM

You can sign up to my email newsletter on my website at http://scotcmorgan.com I'll email out a reminder to all subscribers when the book is live for sale on Amazon.

I had to pull down from Royal Road all but the first part of the book before publication to comply with Amazon's exclusivity terms of service for KU. My apologies if you hadn't finished reading the story, but it'll be available on Amazon & KU soon. FYI, the book is about 87K words (roughly 300+pages).

Thanks again for your support. 

-Scot

A REAL HERO KNOWS HOW TO RISE TO THE OCCASION

Dennis is a second-year college student whose only luck with the ladies is ogling them from afar and picking up their misplaced bikini tops the morning after wild pool parties he never attends. Struggling to keep his 4.0 and to pay the rent for his crappy one-room apartment, he works late at Conan's Pizza and does poolside cleanup every morning before rushing to class. His hope that something better will one day come and his overactive Frazetta-inspired imagination are all that get him through the day. 

Dreams of slaying beasts to rescue babelicious women will soon be put to the test as his sudden gut-emptying illness turns out to be the side effects of desperate priestess magic from a world of savage-land hotties and nightmarish monsters.

With his newly bestowed herculean body and the aid, advice, and welcome attentions of his female companions, Dennis must learn the skills of a warrior, gain the heart of a champion, and fulfill the uniquely different desires of the women who choose to call him their man.

Facing deadly vagabonds, ravenous beasts, and mythical creatures, he does his best to survive the challenges of this new land and protect the women relying on him. But his hard work in college never prepared him for any of this, and especially not for the Dark One.

Disclaimer: This book has violent conflicts with both men and beasts. Cursing occurs throughout as the main character sees fit. This novel also includes a harem of women and all of the expected extracurricular activities with a red-blooded young man in such a situation. This book is not meant for readers under 18 years of age.

 

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A Snake's Rise

A Snake's Rise
by Kenaren
HIATUS
496 pages

 

Torga's back and he's hungrier than ever. 

In this second book following Torga's journey, he's going to battle kings, mythical beasts, tyrants, and even gods on his quest to find and protect his wife.

Come join him as he rises to power and becomes a living legend...

(Cover is the creature Torga's body was based on.)

Follow me on Twitter for updates on current and future projects!

https://www.twitter.com/KW_Arant

(Link to the first story-- http://www.royalroadl.com/fiction/13297

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The Dao of Magic

The Dao of Magic
by WeirdWhirl
ONGOING
2.9k pages

Here I am, sitting on a mountain so far away from civilisation it might as well be the godforsaken arse of the world, about to ascend. Can't wait to leave this crapfest of a planet... Turns out that the higher ups decided that an unaffiliated rogue like me is too big of a risk to let run around free.

Seems like this entire cultivation world is a late stage capitalist money making machine for the powers that be in the higher realms, and me stealing the good loot in front of their descendants and sect disciples noses finally pissed them off enough to take action.

First, they sent all the sect masters and hidden dao protectors to off me - which failed, obviously. Heh, afterwards they simply bitch slapped me out of their universe though.

That is interesting and all, but I just woke up in a valley watching some critters murder each other while trying not to freak out about how bad it smells here.

Soo… where the fuck am I? Why is that deer fighting a feathery squirrel? Why am I teaching this baby rabbit saved from a cannibalistic mother how to kick beings in the face with the power of qi?

Releases a couple of times a week!

Come stalk me through social media and stuff:
Twitter | Facebook Instagram Website Discord

Please check out my released books!
The Dao of Magic: Book IAmazon | Audiobook
The Dao of Magic: Book IIAmazon 
The Dao of Magic: Book IIIAmazon
Skeleton in Space: HistaffAmazon | Audiobook
Skeleton in Space: GalaxSecAmazon

Go read my other story; Skeleton in Space.



I took the WriTE pledge, which means I will finish it. Or at the very least not drop it or put it on hiatus. Check here for more info.

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Everybody Loves Large Chests

Everybody Loves Large (...)
by Exterminatus
ONGOING
5.7k pages

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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The Blue Mage Raised by Dragons

The Blue Mage Raised (...)
by Virlyce
ONGOING
2.1k pages

Blue mages learn skills from beasts. This is the story of one fortunate enough to be taken in by dragons.

Book 1 and Book 2 available on Amazon!

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Please note that this is the original, unpublished, web-novel version.

Check out my website: http://www.virlyce.com/

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