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Invincible Canadian Hermaphrodite Goddess Cultivator.

Invincible Canadian Hermaphrodite Goddess Cultivator.
ONGOING
44 pages

Let's say you're having a cunt of a day. Just a mild one, to be fair. You have work, a coworker who's an insufferable twat, cranky boss and long hours. You put in your time, you go home, knowing that you'll be sleeping late again because of some videogame you really like. You imagine everything has this grey layer of bleh to it, and dream about your life being just a tad more exciting. 

Shit happens. 

You wake up in another world. 

Butt naked. 

With thousands of people gawping at you. 

The person in this godforsaken mess is Steffany Hunt. 

She goes from a teensy rural farm to the capital of mankind in a heartbeat, crossing worlds and various states of disbelief to get there. Only the empire of man ain't as golden as all the guady paint on the walls would have her think. Slavery is commonplace, murder is they way disagreements are settled, might makes right, and worst of all, nobody fekking apologizes for fekking up a damn ritual and summoning her. 

To the short-tempered Canadian, this is a mortal insult. Now, fast forward two through two years of bottling up that anger and drudging through a city where life blatently sucks. 

She holds out, she really does. Smiles and shows that fabled Canadian politeness. Until, one day, she boils over. With the Grand Demon's Duel -a premier tournament for arrogant young masters to preen and show off their absolute lack of martial skills- on the horizon, Steffany is about to channel all that hatred and anger. Directly into someone's crotch. 

Faces will be stomped. Crotches smoten. Ancestors insulted. And All. Hell. Raised. 

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Locking Horns, Breaking Teeth. [Minotaur Paladin Rewrite.]

Locking Horns, Breaking Teeth. [Minotaur Paladin Rewrite.]
HIATUS
328 pages

 The aliens are here. And they want blood, money and reality tv. They don't particularly care how they get it. 

 Garok, a minotaur from another world, is summoned to be one of their Boss Monsters. Understandably miffed at being cut off from his gods and powers, he sticks a giant middle finger to that and stomps off to do what he does best: break undead skulls and heal people. 

 Clair is far from home, fed up with the random bullshit of a world going to hell in a handbasket, and generally not in the best of moods. With a dark past, warrants out for her arrest and a tag-along she doesn't want or need, she's not having such a great day.

 Well, neither is Dumrye. Turns out, being tech support for the alien invasion isn't the glamorous job this little droid dreamed of when it joined up with Tiipenet. All those random Earth trolls are getting on its bad side, and a Droidian with a skewed temper control algorithm is something you usually stay away from. 

 So, with our little band of misfits introduced (we may have forgotten the lonely demi-lich, genocidal redneck and a hyper-responsible summoner-to-be, but, eh, who cares?) lets get on with it. Sounds like all the trappings of a good reality show, no? 

Hehehehehe. 

 

 [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]

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The Minotaur Paladin

The Minotaur Paladin
HIATUS
1.1k pages

Garok, a Minotaur, is summoned to modern day Earth from another world...right into the middle of an apocalypse.

His purpose ? To be a Boss Monster.

But Garok is a [Cleric], and decides to the Pit with all that.

Giving whoever put him here a giant middle finger, he goes right back to doing what he does best, kicking Undead ass and helping people.

 

 Credits for the cover goes to Sazer, the author of Impulsive: Descendants of the Gifted. 

Slight edits on the cover done by Nefarious, author of The Pale Orphan

 

 This is a semi Parody of the game Exiled Kingdoms. Several concepts and monsters are drawn from there. if you like this story, i reccomend checking it out. it's free to play on Android and available for full purchase on PC. It's an Offline RPG that i've poured many hours into, and helped me partially when writing this story. 

 

Note: despite some heavy content early on. this story will NOT be Grimdark.

 

If you like this, help me by pointing out spelling mistakes and typos, as well as letting me know what you think in the comments.

If you REALLY like it, take a few moments and rate the story. 

 

 

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The Graveyard.

The Graveyard.
HIATUS
44 pages

                                                Here lie the souls of unborn stories. 

  These words are written upon a single, lonely tombstone, standing alone on a darkened hill. Around it lie ghostly pages, tattered and torn, yet untouchable. Their stories strain against the pages, their ink wriggles, waiting for someone to read it. To gaze upon what has been created, but never finished. Unborn. Unknown. 

 You approach, and bend down on the wet grass. By some magick, you are able to grasp the sheets and lift them to be read..

 

Authors note: The Graveyard is a collection of short stories, work i've started but never finished, and likely never will. Still, instead of hoarding them, i intend to show them anway, and maybe let people decide which ones i should continue. These were written over the course of my writing career, and as such, the quality varies. 

You have been warned. 

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The Dead World.

The Dead World.
HIATUS
90 pages

The Gods are dead. The world died with them. All that remains is dirt, death and the Tower. A dead God's final taunt, it stands above the broken ruins of civilization, a challenge to the living. 

 

Nearly four hundred years have passed since the Breaking Of The World, and the Tower still stands unbowed. From it come swarms of monsters, plaguing the world and destroying all they find. Only when the Tower falls will the Breaking be undone. But it has tested the finest forces the living could muster, and found them wanting. It is ancient, and it only grows stronger with every death within the darkness. 

 

 

Note: This story is Dark Fantasy.

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The night of rebirth.

The night of rebirth.
HIATUS
2 pages

A short story made for RRL's Anniversary. 

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