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Mecha Stalin Massacre (An alternate-universe steampunk LitRPG)

Mecha Stalin Massacre (An alternate-universe steampunk LitRPG)
HIATUS
54 pages

A nerdy underdog, an ex-KGB* operative, and an unorthodox bard must work fight murder their way out of a 1937 Soviet Gulag. 

What would it look like if you combined a LitRPG with a gritty historical thriller and a big dumb action flick?

It would look awesome, that’s what.

Expect narrow escapes, intimate murders, harsh status ailments, tactical gunplay, philosophical musings, and an overpowered Mecha Stalin.

* Back then it was called the NKVD

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New Australia (A LitRPG)

New Australia (A LitRPG)
COMPLETED
309 pages

The game-like alternate dimension of New Australia teems with life: humongous beasts, flourishing civilizations, and a bewildering array of lush ecosystems.

The only problem (aside from the constant war that plagues most fantasy lands): humans.  The World Government is sending all its unwanted humans to New Australia.  Murderers. Political Dissidents.  Assorted felons.  It's not technically the death penalty, and it saves a bundle on prison expenditures.

Then there's Jerome, who just happened to be at the wrong place (sneaking into a top-secret government facility) at the wrong time (when it was guarded, aka all the time).

Can he make it in this fantastic new world?  More importantly, will he stay a child, or will he become the hero that New Australia needs?

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What should you expect?

* Tactical action scenes (LOADS of them)
* Starts with some light-hearted comedy before getting serious
* A mysterious world with bizarre but consistent internal logic
* MC grows from bumbling idiot to whirlwind of death
* Also some emotional character development, if you're into that kind of thing
* Stat sheets!

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I have signed the pledge to finish this story.  All I had to do was give them a drop of blood and my true name "just in case".

The Pledge

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Elf War Online

Elf War Online
HIATUS
0 pages

Elf War Online is too real.

Created in secret by a theoretical physicist with DoD funding.

Limited to the super-rich until last month.

Targeted by the Anti-Gaming Alliance as a Genocide Simulator.

And on Friday, Ezekiel Berenstein will have finally saved up enough money to buy his way in.


CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

This is a complex story.  I'm going to write the first draft, then edit it, and then serialize it.  It will be much better then, I promise.

In the meantime, check out the fun cheesy story I'm writing that doesn't require so much planning: http://royalroadl.com/fiction/16728/new-australia-a-litrpg

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