1. Re: Inserting a picture

      That was a lot more difficult than it needed to be, honestly. Thank you very much Felias!

    2. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! This thread was so dead the genie decided to grant your pitiful wish out of boredom. Wing, who was sentenced to soul destruction, has now taken your place in the random dimension you should have (...)

    3. Re: Evil Genie

      Oh, lucky you! God has finaly decided do something with his life and he knows that he's been avoiding the hassle of the Resurrection Day, also known as the Judgement day I other cultures, so he's gonna (...)

    4. Re: Evil Genie

      Congratulations! You have been awarded the title ! The Netherlands have been teleported on top of the rest of the Benelux region (Belgium and Luxemburg), and part of southeastern Germany, killing 15 million (...)

    5. Re: Are you affected?

      It's interesting reading this threat from the perspective of half a year later. Some people were right, some were very wrong, but I'm sure no one expected the situation to be as bad as it currently is, (...)

    6. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted, here is your chocolate bar. Congratulations!! Please, be aware that you will be dying in 3, 2, 1, 0. I wish for me to disappear from existence before I granted the previous wish.

    7. Re: Guys vs Girls counting game

      Joining this madness, curious as to what is going on. 1 would think you are all slightly unhinged, but through the reflection of the previous page, I'm lead to believe the mad 1 is none else than me. 

    8. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted? Im very confused with your wish, so, understandably, I interprete It however I want to. So, granted!! All potatoes are now blue, and maybe book 4 is now called "Air for Avatar The Last Airbender". (...)

    9. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! Two weeks later, a vaccine for Coronavirus is created and you are required to go back to school. Your summer vacations are over, and the new year starts, with a healthy dose of catch up to do (...)

    10. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! He stays home though, it wouldn't do to catch that nasty virus. None of that destroying the world stuff for now. I wish... that you could read my mind!

    11. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! It not only takes care of house chores, but it also takes care of you! It feeds you, it cooks for you, it brings you to bed... but don't even think of taking a knife. It's dangerous, and it will (...)

    12. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! Whenever you tell a joke, it's incredibly funny! I mean, I just can't stop laughing right now. For some reason though, instead of breaking into laughing fits, other mortals look at you weirdly. (...)

    13. Re: Thread & Chill

      I came to look at this thread out of curiosity, but it's simply full of people insulting each other for pages on end... wow. Just wow.

    14. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! You wil& F0%rev·r b3 [email protected]/et?c &!- n0 70ng|r n33ç +0 $7#3=. We regret to inform you that your wish got corrupted during delivery, and thus may result in some unexpected consequences. Please (...)

    15. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! Now your fate is to become one of the dirtiest thinks in existence, touched by dirty hands, stored just beside the ass and crotch of some random guy, and droped and mistreated for your next 2 (...)

    16. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! From now on you'll nail all your test on your wall as a reminder of what happens when you don't study for them. I wish for me to lose my duck.

    17. Re: Evil Genie

      Our reality suddenly splits into several different ones, each of them overlapping one on top of each other in discordant ways, allowing for the existence of several different skies at the same time.  Now, (...)

    18. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted, every time you try to read someone's mind, a physical book that'll last a couple of minutes appears on your hands with all their thoughts and mental processes. Unfortunately, our conscious thoughts (...)

    19. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted, you suddenly become awesome at Latin, but not because you gained the knowledge, but because your guesswork improved by leaps and bounds. Unfortunately, as you wished you are only awesome at Latin (...)

    20. Re: Evil Genie

      Granted! Because there is no wish in the first place to not grant, there is no way to grant it, allowing me to grant you your wish, without granting it. I wish I could make clones of me that study this (...)