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Jeff Trance, a 33 year old man who just got kicked out of service due to recieving a major injury to his head, gets summoned to a different world and was asked a cliche line: help us and fight the demon army.

Instead of doing as requested, he instead declines. Now he is off to fight a bigger war: married life in a land that wants nothing to do with humans nor Demonic creatures of any kind.

"Why the fuck am i here again?" Jeff asks in horror.

"Just say 'yes'. Your life literally depends on saying that" the person of whom Jeff has yet to have a name for.

"Easy for you to say! Your not the one with perverted thoughts aboutthe five women standing in front of you making the hottest women back home look bad!"

Where do I begin?

hmm...

I guess you can say that I am fucked and hoping that I can get out of this mess that I for some reason landed in. 

Almost quite literally.

Let's see... 5 women who look like goddess' who claim they have rights to my life, 15 who are 100% jealous of said 5... OH! And not to mention that 3/4+ of the male population hates my ass for some odd reason I have yet to understand.

WAIT! Is that a female voice in my head trying to to me how to get laid!?

I take it back... someone just kill me now.

I am a horny, sexually deprived, and pissed off Captain of the ship named UMN Lecherous Wench with seven more women in the same situation as I am in.

Sure we may have one male on this ship. But when we sure his package, we were more frustrated than before because a fucking pen was bigger than what he is carrying! Are only hope are the other ships in the navy full of men that we carry supplies to 4 times a year.

We tired to bring some toys back with us, but we are always denied as they do not last long in our hands.

it wasn't until we found a damn ship as we were being attacked by are enemies after first contact with them was disasterous 500 years ago. But damn if that ancient spaceman that was tucked away inside was not worth the frustration my crew and I had to face.

"Diana! Stop hogging all of the fucking creamy goodness you bitch!"

It is so hard being captain.

I would say something, but unfortunately I am trying to keep Lucas White, formally Tom Walker, from getting killed by his wives. Have no time for talking.

And there he goes flying after being power kicked from accidently ripping his wives dress off when he slipped on the polished floor of his new house.

Sorry guys. Have to go.

read and hopefully you can make your own synopsis.

to lazy to make one.

got a kingdom to build and a fluffy harem to make.

oh, and a succubus, valkyrie, and an elf to get also.

so seriously, i have no time for you - jack

tell me again why you sent him to me? - female goddess of fertility for beast-kin

because i have enough perverts reading about his adventures that i need to get rid of about 1.6 million more. - male god of earth

will to weekly chapters. anything more is up in the air.