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Unhappy Company

Unhappy Company
by asphaltus
HIATUS
25 pages

Are you unhappy?
If so, call us.
The Company (established 1849) offers specialized solutions for everyone that guarantees 100% happiness*, ensures well-being, and promotes a healthier outlook on life. With over 1000 successful cases and operational branches in 34 countries, the Company is the best organization* in business in the field of happiness!
With the help of our trusted advisors, you can rid of your negativity*, ranging from annoyance, discontentment, unhappiness, sorrow, grief, and much more! So what are you waiting for?
Call us now, and be happy!
1-800-NOT-HAPPY!
Happiness is now just a phone call away!
*Terms and conditions apply. The legal definitions may vary wildly.
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The Three Keys

The Three Keys
by ShellBlu
DROPPED
161 pages

I'm not interested in continuing this any longer.

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