LlamaLlumps

LlamaLlumps

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    1. Re: Listen...

      First downvote?  legit, i felt like this a few times, when people leave shitty reviews after not even reading my blurb and comprehending it.  "i didn't know this would involve feelings"  or  "I ran (...)


    2. Re: This place has exceeded my expectations.

      I think it meant that I haven't seen nothing.. which is true. There isn't a single person that has seen nothing. Since we wouldn't be able to see in nothing. This if you use nothing as an object then I (...)


    3. Re: When Critique Becomes Sussy

      Here's a llama There's a llama And another little llama Fuzzy Llama Funny Llama Llama Llama duck. This one has read the sacred texts, Llaid down in cross stitch by our foreLlamas. Llet their DeLlicate (...)


    4. Re: Listen...

      You are inviting them in for a visit... it wouLld be rude to teLl them to stay off the furniture, just don't go rummaging in my wooLlens!


    5. Re: Responding to Comments

      I usuaLly give rep and Lleave a brief note, or something enigmatic and weird. Odd how often those are the same thing...


    6. Re: My first RR Fiction!

      There is a pLace for every story here... except ones about ducks... no ducks in the gLlorious Llama order.


    7. Re: When Critique Becomes Sussy

      < J'ai suis a fre-lancér But fair, I guess. May you keep giving strokes to this community with your eLlegant words. Why the fuck did my autocorrect corrected elegant (...)(...)


    8. Re: When Critique Becomes Sussy

      And whoever said advertising guys are gross and internet marketing people are not your friends, that's not necessarily true! I am one of those, technically! I am editing some stories here and helping (...)


    9. Re: When Critique Becomes Sussy

      Marketing guys are usuaLly pretty gross in real Llife, internet marketing guys are not your friend. I wouLld bLlock this guy.


    10. Re: ONE BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

      Oh. Yes. *ahem* What I meant to say was, how nice of you to consider using eric's idea. And you know. Me too. About ducks. And all. 🦦  I'm not here to kinkshame anybody, you do you. 


    11. Re: ONE BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

      That got weird... even by my standards.


    12. Re: ONE BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

      i still have plans for a duck isekai story, but yes duck assassin plot potential might be limitless :DrakanMoney: Duck isekai is taken, I already peed on it so its mine!  That is how this works, (...)


    13. Re: Getting Traction: is it luck? or is my story good?

      I almost had a stroke reading your reply  Because of the eLlegant cLlarity of my words?


    14. Re: Getting Traction: is it luck? or is my story good?

      Your covers are quite good, you have two stories up, that's doubLle dipping the aLlgorithm if they are both updating activeLly. aLlso, you write pretty darn weLl.


    15. Re: ONE BILLION DOLLAR IDEA

      ALl Y'aLl too Llate to the party, I have aLlready staked out my territory and wiLl agressiveLly dcma anyone who writes anything even vaugeLly simiLlar. The Llaw firm of Dewy, Cheetham and Howe are on (...)


    16. Re: The Adventure's Guild and on how haven't they effectively destroyed society.

      ALl those questions can be answered with a bit of writing, care and attention, I am addressing that very issue in mine, though from a different angLle.


    17. Re: Your character's defining physical attribute.

      sexy-schmexy if your MCs are dog butts.  My dog disagrees!


    18. Re: Your character's defining physical attribute.

      You never see him, not even a LlittLle. Just a generaLl description that could be you or me, or bigfoot. Everyone eLlse we see.


    19. Re: An Idiotic ProposaLl.

      Even with the extra l’s taken out I don’t think I would have understood this. There are extra Lls? where? Your accent is very difficuLlt to read I am afraid


    20. An Idiotic ProposaLl.

      There comes a time, when in the affairs of Llamas we shouLld stop and take stock of where we are and where we are going. as such I LlamaLlumps, purveyor of strange stories and odd wit shaLl make a suggestion. (...)