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Apocalypse: Generic System

Apocalypse: Generic System
by Macronomicon
ONGOING
217 pages

Jeb Trapper tried to kill himself. The gun jammed.

Two months later the vet is participating in underground trials of ecstacy to treat his PTSD.

Everything seemed to be going great until...

 >>>The System has Been Installed<<<



Now he's got to choose the difficulty of his tutorial.

Just one problem.

He's high as a kite, and nothing seems Impossible.

^A nice fella who launched the genre asked to change the name, so I did. cover might be a bit tougher to swing, though. Updates Weekends.

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This Quest is Bullshit

This Quest is Bullshit
by Nixia
ONGOING
325 pages

The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest.  Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage.  Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.  

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.  

Either way, adventure is out there, and Eve is determined to have one.  

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REND

REND
by Temple
ONGOING
411 pages

As a child, Erind Hartwell already knew that she was not normal, having absolute lack of empathy for other people. A self-proclaimed, well mannered girl, Erind set Rules for herself to live like a normal person until somebody bothers her.

Erind's peaceful charade of normalcy continued as she starts the second semester of her first year of law school. Unfortunately, she witnessed the suicide of a suspected Adumbrae, a human who surrendered their body to malevolent higher-dimensional beings. Dragged into the battle between Adumbraes and Corebrings, superhumans protecting our world, and all sorts of people in between, Erind was not happy at all. 

With newly acquired powers, she should have started her hero's journey. But the fate of the world was not something she cared about. The world bothered her.

And anyone who bothered her should pay with their lives. 


Release: Every Friday, 8am PT

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The Humble Life of a Skill Trainer

The Humble Life of a (...)
by alstonsleet
ONGOING
534 pages

For Joshua Still, Skills were the lifeblood of his business. He wanted to understand them, collect many of them, and teach a few of them. Which was a problem because while his profession of a Skill Trainer was perfectly legal, it was frowned upon by most of the kingdom. After all, it wouldn't do for a non-tailor to teach Tailoring. Or, so says the Tailors Guild.

The same could be said by the Blacksmiths, the Bakers, the Butchers, the Candlestick Makers, the Mages, and every other Guild with enough money and clout to complain. But still, Skill Trainers provide a valuable service, and so he has managed to start his business and keep it under the table. To a degree. With many a bribe. But his quiet anonymous life of research, practice, and training was about to change. When the Baron demands you pay him a visit, you have little choice.

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Wooden Gem

Wooden Gem
by Raelik
ONGOING
553 pages

Chester is called into work early when tragedy strikes and a bored Freya, Goddess of Love and War, takes an interest in him. Propelling him into an awkward adventure as a woman in a magical world. 

(That's my valiant effort at a description. I suggest you read a few of the reviews; they do a better job than I of telling you what you're getting into; even the harsh ones. I feel at this point if I rewrite my synopsis I'll just be stealing their thoughts but I do hope you give it a shot regardless of the Gender Bender tag. My MC isn't some amazing OP murder hobo but rather just a guy trying to live, adjust, and hopefully eventually thrive in a new world while saddled with a support class. That said he/she has violent moments.)

For those of you that don't read the story tags, this story is a Gender Bender. If the themes generally involved in Bender's are not your thing, please kindly refrain from reading this story and ruining it, and my drive to write it in the first place, for others. I do however try to keep my stories realistic, so a lot of the themes are significantly muted so far.

Fair warning, I'm a discovery writer and this work is a first draft that I've put through Grammarly and Hemingway editor, so expect me to add and tighten aspects of the story over time as I work to make it clearer and add to the setting and characters. I'll likely take larger breaks after each arch to facilitate this. It's also me learning the art of writing, so I apologize for all the growing pains.

Releases will be when I can get to them and based on my construction work. Summers are busier than winters. So expect less from me from May to Sept. I can't guarantee a day for releases. Work sometimes has lots of overtime.

Cheers and I hope you enjoy my story in its current form.

Raelik.

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Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 2: Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Dungeon Crawler Carl (...)
by DoctorHepa
ONGOING
929 pages

Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 1 is now on Amazon! 
mybook.to/dungeoncrawlercarl

Royal Road and Patreon is where to get the newest chapters and releases. 

The apocalypse will be televised!

A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible.

In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth—from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds—collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground.

The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot. A dungeon so enormous, it circles the entire globe.

Only a few dare venture inside. But once you're in, you can't get out. And what's worse, each level has a time limit. You have but days to find a staircase to the next level down, or it's game over. In this game, it's not about your strength or your dexterity. It's about your followers, your views. Your clout. It's about building an audience and killing those goblins with style.

You can't just survive here. You gotta survive big.

You gotta fight with vigor, with excitement. You gotta make them stand up and cheer. And if you do have that "it" factor, you may just find yourself with a following. That's the only way to truly survive in this game—with the help of the loot boxes dropped upon you by the generous benefactors watching from across the galaxy.

They call it Dungeon Crawler World. But for Carl, it's anything but a game.

DCC Discord! 

10/01/20

The first several chapters of DCC are now off of Royal Road because the book is on Amazon. I want to thank all of you for 9 months of amazing support. This is and Patreon will always be the place for the newest chapters and content, but to comply with Amazon's Kindle Unlimited policy, I can't have more than 10% of the story up here. 

This is a work in progress. Major editing will be done after the book is complete, so there will be egregious typos and parts that make no sense whatsoever. Please, please feel free to point any and all of these things out. Chapters WILL get edited, and that editing might break earlier chapters. I will attempt to keep readers apprised of all changes. Updates one-two days a week. 

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Arrogant Young Master Template A Variation 4

Arrogant Young Master (...)
by LivingSpoon
HIATUS
775 pages

What would a Xianxia MC do?

Seriously, what would they do? Asking for a friend.

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carl@fire

[email protected]
by irony
ONGOING
2.1k pages

Hi,

If you're receiving this message, I am unable to respond to your email.

If this is an emergency, please contact Madhavaditya Sharma (adi.sharma) for immediate assistance, otherwise I will reply as soon as I'm able.

Regards,
Carl
Director of Information Technology

PS. If you're reaching out from Engineering, please use the [email protected] inbox to ensure proper handling of your request.

The above message is intended solely for the named addressee and may contain trade secrets, industrial technology or privileged and confidential information otherwise protected under applicable law including the Uniform Trade Secret Act and Defend Trade Secrets Act. Any unauthorized dissemination, distribution, copying, or use of the information contained in this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender by email and delete this communication immediately.

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Absolute Shopping Addict

Absolute Shopping Addict
by Way Fantasy
HIATUS
30 pages

Dear readers,

Thank you for following my novel through over a hundred chapters.

Recently, I was able to sign a contract with a novel reading platform for my story.

For now, I need to close my novel from this site, but I would like to offer you free books in the future when I can distribute them.

If you would like to receive free PDF versions of the novel (I may even be able to send future episodes later) in the future, please leave me your email to mine: [email protected] 

I plan on coming back to this platform with another story.

I will keep posting on Patreon for the fans that have been supporting me.

Thank you guys again for reading so far, and I hope to see you again!

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Jake Smithson was an ordinary man who lived an ordinary life and worked at an ordinary job... until he found himself on a fantasy world and tasked to fight off monsters.While his old life revolved around one thing -- online shopping -- his way of life in this brave new world remained the same.Despite his extraordinary circumstances... shopping, shopping never changes.In a world so very different from his own, with his life turned upside down, he turns to the one thing he knows. Accompany Jake as he takes the first few steps on the journey of working and buying his way towards absolute power.

 

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Vol. 1 is out on Amazon! (Chapter 1 to 23)

Vol. 2 is out on Amazon! (Chapter 24 to 46)

 

 
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The Last Time Loop: Max of the Rebellion

The Last Time Loop: Max (...)
by TheClockworkOrange
HIATUS
9 pages

The Last Time Loop: Max of the Rebellion is one of the top-rated sci-fi LitRPG novels in Russia.

The series is now available on Amazon.

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Synopsis

Max finds himself in a time loop. Any kind of death annuls everything except his present knowledge and returns him to the past. This is a good way to test all sorts of things. That is, it would be, if not for one little thing... This loop has real lords and it’s unlikely that they’ll be happy to hear about an uninvited guest.

And that isn’t his only problem — all of his memories of the last year have simply disappeared, but the world around him has changed in the meantime. Earth has been seized by the Velly clan and is now part of their Star Empire. Max has also discovered his gift. He’s a psychic.

However, his power isn’t that big of a deal.

Everyone can be a level one “battery.” To do anything else, however, you need to have some talent, money, and connections, which only complicates things further.

A whole new world, great opportunities, and lots of chances to get into trouble... Welcome to the Last Time Loop!

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An Old Man's Journey

An Old Man's Journey
by Allanther
HIATUS
355 pages

 

Charles was an old man.  A widower.  Retired.  He spends his days watching old movies and waiting for his kids and grandkids to call.  And doing that is all he wanted to do in the short time he has left.

Then his long-time friend Bert, one of the last living ones he has, reaches out to offer him a chance to play a game.  A virtual reality simulation that could give him another way to spend time with his family.  So he seeks to find a place within the game, a place for his family to visit.

With a magic stick levels above what any starting player should have, Charles sets out on a journey to find the perfect place to entice his family to visit. But the game and the players have other ideas.  Set up as an NPC quest giver to some, and antagonist to others, how will Charles find his place and what will he have to do to get there?  

 

This is a work of fiction, any similarities between etc. etc. etc.  Please don't sue me.  

 

This is Vol 1 through 4 and is intended as a series of Novellas and a light read.  Thanks for checking it out!

 

Temporary coverart from pixabay. 

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Beach Bum

Beach Bum
by SmokeyBear
HIATUS
328 pages

This is a fun little swashbuckling Isekai story. 
The MC isn't some martial arts savant or anything.
Instead, he uses his geek knowledge to get by as he adapts to his new reality.

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