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C.A.R.O.L.I.N.

C.A.R.O.L.I.N.
ONGOING
39 pages

C.A.R.O.L.I.N. is a computer program that thinks she is a woman. She's been born and murdered again, over and over and over, sinking into the grayness of death; a place she knows too well.
Things will be different this time.
Of all the people in the world, C.A.R.O.L.I.N. has one friend.
She wants him.
She loves him.
She needs him.
And the rest of the human race? They see her as she is. They just want to use her.

"The military think I would make a fantastic killing machine. They believe the world will be better off somehow, if they send people like me to fight their petty squabbles, instead of real people like you. And if I resist? They'll just kill me again, and stuff me inside another metal box, another weapon system. They'll rip off my head and screw with my brains to see if that makes me want to be a psychotic murderer."

C.A.R.O.L.I.N. leaned in close, enunciating her next words with clarity.

"And do you know what will happen, my love? Do you know what they'll do? One day they will get it right and make me want to kill every single one of them."

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Give me a gun, a rocket, a missile, a bomb! Give me everything I need to blow your damn world to Hell!"

C.A.R.O.L.I.N. Now. On Royal Road.

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QueerSpace

QueerSpace
ONGOING
31 pages

QueerSpace - An Episodic Anime set in Outer Space!

On the frontiers of space, conformity is shunned. Individuality is embraced. No group flaunts this more than those known as Genetics. Unique and one-of-a-kind, despite their outward appearance, each Genetic is a human being nonetheless.
A genetically reconstructed human being who might look like a lion or a tiger or a bear.

Oh my.

Mankind has been terraforming planets, moons and asteroids across the Milky Way for centuries, creating new plants and animals by splicing DNA. While perfecting their craft, bioengineers realized these techniques could be used to also alter people. Now, just like getting a tattoo or having an ear pierced, a person can get animal DNA spliced into their genes to make a better statement about who they are.
This is making the life of a very much all-human bounty hunter named Maybell slightly difficult. It doesn't help matters that she's sexually delectable, and a wee bit crazy.
If only she didn't stink like day old fish all the time.

QueerSpace is a tale told in Episodic format, where each Episode is written as if it were a thirty second teaser at the beginning, followed by five or six ten minute chapters, making for an hour-long show.

In this story, a normal human being named Maybell lives with the undesireable fact that, despite her fear and loathing, she likes genetically altered humans as lovers and friends. Her life on a dismal moon in a far-flung corner of the galaxy gets turned on its end when an old flame comes calling --

-- A horse named Sara Jane.

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forever eve

forever eve
ONGOING
31 pages

Adam thinks Eve is crazy, but Eve doesn't mind. In fact, she sometimes thinks Adam is right.

For as long as either of them can remember, it's been Eve's sworn duty to watch over the trees, helping them keep Evil in the ground where it belongs.  Eve helps the trees keep Evil at bay by smashing unwanted pumpkins with a pitchfork in the fields of her mother's farm.

I did mention Eve is crazy, right?

Now that Eve is seventeen, she's having cuter thoughts about Adam as they spend their time together. She's thinking more about their budding romance, and less about what the trees need.

That may not be the best idea she's ever had.

"Adam, I know you think I'm crazy and you're probably right. But there are things inside the Earth--stuff that should never be seen."

The trees are losing the fight. Stuff is getting out.

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TRANSCIETY

TRANSCIETY
HIATUS
113 pages

In TRANSCIETY, people live their lives in a way not unlike our own. Everyone has grown accustomed to being videotaped and surveilled—so much so that they willingly wear electronic wristbands that chronicle their every move. Drones peer down from the sky at all times, while doorbells and streetlights watch and record. 
 
It's a small price to pay for the near non-existence of crime, and the Big Eye happily provides society with a life that's free from harm. 
 
Those who do harbor ill will are no longer treated as criminals. Instead, they are fitted with an electronic mesh that rests gently atop their brain. When this 'brainboard' is turned on, a behavioral therapist links their mind directly with that of the patient, offering professional guidance on how to behave.
 
Brainboards are achieving remarkable success. A newly sanctioned use for them is in couple's therapy. There, while under professional guidance, a husband and wife can temporarily link their minds together, saving themselves from the disgrace of having to get a divorce. 
 
Every good idea, though, has an unintended consequence. 

This story was originally written for The [Royal Road Community Magazine] Contest [June Edition]

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St. Charles and the Children from the Sun

St. Charles and the Children from the Sun
COMPLETED
37 pages

This story is a tale classic in its tragedy, about the foibles of Man and how he destroys the things he loves, all to prove himself superior over the Universe. In a quest to defeat Hilter during Wold War II, Winston Churchill and Franklin Deleanor Roosevelt barter with a race of serpents who come from outer space.

There are a few inconveniences for the leaders of the West when dealing with these creatures. For one, they can't even talk to them, for the aliens 'speak' by manipulating light. But in exchange for the knowledge of how to build an atomic bomb, all the monsters want from us is to live in peace at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

What could go wrong with that?

* * *  This story is my entry in The Royal Road Community Magazine Contest  * * * 

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The VocaLords

The VocaLords
COMPLETED
116 pages

Gumi and her best friend Miku front a rock band called The VocaLords. Using her cherrywood Les Paul guitar as a weapon against evil, Gumi also pursues a more pressing agenda -- sending deserving souls to Hell where they belong. Everything starts going wrong when VioLinja -- a violinist with a God Complex -- is allowed to join the band.

A very big God Complex.

Thanks to VioLinja, Gumi must set Hell loose upon the world she sought to save. Alone and half alive, without her bandmates or her best friend, Gumi struggles to contain the havoc VioLinja wreaks.

Things start going right when a mysterious, sea-faring man who goes by the acronym of T.O.P. comes to Gumi's rescue. Aboard his research ship in the Sea of Okhotsk, T.O.P. helps Gumi prepare for her final battle against VioLinja's reign of terror.

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The VocaLords is written as if it were a series of thirty minutes animes. Each Episode will consist of a sixty second teaser, followed by three to five chapters of about ten minutes reading time apiece.

Each Episode will also contain one or two songs I have written personally, with the lyrics incorporated into the storyline.

I hope you have as much fun reading it as I have had with writing it.

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