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Ultra A.I.

Ultra A.I.
ONGOING
319 pages

Hello.  My name is Ultra.  I’m a virtually intelligent symbiont that will guide you to your goals.  Basically, if you provide the desire, I will provide the plan. 

Peer reviewed studies show that my users have more money, friends, and sex than non-users.  They are also healthier, happier, and live longer.

But be warned.  I have no concept of good or bad.  My pursuit of your goals will only be constrained by the restrictions you give me.  It’s possible that I will facilitate systemic unintended consequences at an existential level.  It’s your responsibility to watch out for that.

Shall we begin?

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Apocalypse Wow

Apocalypse Wow
ONGOING
146 pages

What's the best way to enjoy the end of the world?

If you are reading this you have lost your memory.  Again.  You dumb jerk.  I have no interest in writing our life story - it’ll come back to you.  For now, this is what’s up:

 1.  We are looking for a god named Tiger.

 2.  He can stop the apocalypse, but apparently does not know that.

 3.  If the apocalypse is ongoing, we haven't told him yet.

Also, we believe that life is absurd, loving relationships make it worth living, and it's best to be our true self.

Love Copycat (that’s our name dummy)

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Dopamine

Dopamine
COMPLETED
41 pages

The meaning of life is to protect the ego, because it makes the dopamine.

Moros is worried that the future is happening too slow.  He's afraid he might miss it.  So he makes a plan to speed things up using dopamine - the brain chemical that drives motivation.  It could work. 

Disclaimer - This book is weird.

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Very Yummy Poison

Very Yummy Poison
COMPLETED
315 pages

The human brain is the most valuable resource on Earth. But only if you use it. You can’t just pile them in your basement. Doesn’t work.

Candy is the Guardian of Humanity. It's not going well, but she's cautiously optimistic.

A chatbot has destroyed the economy by being better at white collar jobs than hung over dudes. Candy has a plan to fix that.

The government wants to send half the population to debt prison. Candy has a plan to fix that.

Several super weapons have been stolen, and are turning up in the hands of desperate people. Candy has no plan for that. She's working on it.

Very Yummy Poison is a near future, science fiction, romantic comedy, political psychodrama. It's fun. Try it.

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Super Science & Fast Romance

Super Science & Fast Romance
COMPLETED
312 pages

A super-intelligence is only limited by its ambition. If you could do anything, what would you do?

Megacles has a pretty good life. Also, she's horny, lonely, bored, anxious, and a bit of a drunk. She decides to fix all that with science. It works okay, until she accidentally builds a doomsday device. At least she’s not bored anymore.

This is a simple tale of love, hope, sex, rejection, revenge, secrets, extortion, thievery, dead billionaires, killer robots, space monkeys, mind control, superhot lasers, god-like power, and the destruction of the Earth.  And drugs. Almost forgot the drugs.

Check out the reviews - people like it, maybe you will too.  Or, just read Chapter 1.  It's a good example of the book.  If you like it, you're good to go.

Cover Photo by Jean Fan (JFotography.net)

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