The page you were trying to reach can’t be found!
We are very sorry, a mischievous penguin slipped into the archive room and misplaced several pages, the one you just tried to access among them. Please give our group of expert penguins some time to find the missing pages, and then try again.
Please do note that while immediately trying again once is ok, refreshing the page in a quick and repeated manner could lead to short-circuiting the illumination of the archive room, setting it ablaze, which would make it impossible for you to access the desired page for an indefinite amount of time.
The penguin community thanks you for your patience and understanding.
Unfortunately, another adventurer had come before you and taken the treasure.
Now the lonely, empty chest only have this note inside
There is nothing here,
as there is nothing in this page.
"Clearly too many penguins are flocking together at this place, abort thine mission of goodness and join the Dark Side... We got cookies, unicorns and plenty of stories!"
"What is this? This is not a part Of the Mighty Empire og Penguins! Is this TREASON I smell from you? BEGONE, PENGUIN. 'Tis is not a place for thee."
-The 404 error be damned!
"A disturbance in thr Force has causes serious damage to the Empire. May thr Cookie be with thee."
-Lord of Cookies
"Since time memorial, the members of Madness has lurked in thr shadows... Growing stronger by each chapter posted, each reply made. They feast upon cookies, madness and cure things. Hey are the Den of Madness, the true leaders of the Dsrk Side, and allows with the Empire of Penguins. members of the Order will always have the Mark of the Den in their respective title."
That be all!
Hope it's not too late! (18:40 my time!)
EDIIIIT: Just in case you guys won't make any happy new Year announcements (I'm courting you doing it anyway!) i just want to say: HAPPY NEW YEAR ROYAL ROAD LEGENDS! And thank you for yet another wonderful Year!
All Hail the Penguin Empire!
"404 buggy error; The HTML I typed is not wrong. What's the problem."
"It's Http; you probably used the "!" Not command. It'll never work."
"How so? HTML and Http are the same."
"Http is an Internet Protocol; HTML is a programming Language. The disparity is clear. Check again."
"Hah, it's blank now." "I erased the "!"."
"Then you probably have no Internet."
Hitting Backspace will return you from where you belong!"
"ERROR 500. It appears you pushed that button too hard. Please let the damn button rest... for a while."
To whom it may concern,
Here at Royal Road, we value the safety of our penguins above all else. In keeping with this, we have strived to create a community where every penguin feels accepted and appreciated.
However, whatever we may do to strengthen our community from within, we cannot always predict what threats may come from without. It is for this reason that we implemented the Orca Duty System. When a single server becomes too crowded, one randomly selected penguin will be shunted from the site, to act as a lure for digital predators.
We are happy to inform you that you have been selected for Orca Duty. While the waters may be cold, we know that you will be kept warm by the knowledge that your brave sacrifice will serve to increase the safety of your fellow sphenisciformes.
Furthermore, if you have gotten this far into this message, it is likely that you have not yet been eaten. We wish you continued success in your survival, and look forward to seeing you again.
Royal Road Cybersecurity
NOTE: Due to a technical glitch, pangolins are sometimes selected for Orca Duty. We apologize sincerely for any inconvenience this may cause and recommend filing a complaint with the administration if you feel that your selection was unwarranted.