Congratulations! You receive the power "Fix Error 404"!
You now have the power to annoy the game gods! Refresh several times per minute!
Extra: You have 2% chance of breaking the game god's server!
Option: You can discard this power by calling the game gods instead, 50% chance of getting achievement points!
Congratulations! You receive the power "Fix Error 500"!
Option 1: click refresh 1x, get extra stamina if you want to continue reading or writing in RoyalRoadL
Option 2: click refresh 50x, get revenge for the negative reviews or comments your receive!
...Now, however, look at me.
LOOK. AT. ME.
Worthless. Utter worthless! That is my name, a total mistake! A waste of time!
Avenge me, please... I beg of you, avenge me! Fix me! Fix this mistake, that is known as I.
...You know what, you go ahead and grab a working link... That is better, for the two of us. This place needs a person who takes over all the hate, when all those links refuse to work... So be it. Let me take on their hatred with my worthlessness. Let me take over their wrath; their frustration, alone, with the waste of space known as myself. Go ahead, young warrior, and continue your adventure. Return to the land of the working links, and move on. My only wish... is that you never forget someone like me, who acts in the background, and takes care of those links that don't work... and receive the hate for every 404.
Knowing that people such as you exist, makes my life just a tad bit easier--rewarding, even.
Now go, young warrior, and complete your destiny! Bathe in the blood of dragons, absorb the lives of gods and conquer worlds!
You know, trying to refresh the webpage displaying this error is like trying to milk a stone; it just doesn't work. Seriously, please contact an admin of RoyalRoadl or have a moderator pass the message on to them. It makes your life much easier. Here, have a cookie... wait, you don't deserve one. Impress cynzfirefly or Wing to get one.
~PS, 500 error-chan doesn't like you either. Stop refreshing.
You have chanced upon a hidden event!
Please select your choices wisely, it may very well spell your doom young penguin!
Escape with your panties untouched OR Seek reinforcements! ( Support Ticket )
Target: The Lost Page
Description: Locate and capture the dreaded lost page by continually pressing refresh. Though the page is known to be elusive, you, brave hero, may be the one to capture this menace! Should you fail in this task, do not fret, the Lords and Ladies that govern this domain may have more information to provide to the would-be heroes. Report with haste so that such a being with not have time to disrupt our nations safety!
Insert table above.
I'm tired, maybe this works? Alas, to many good ones from what I've skimmed through.
Or duplicate my text, thats cool too i suppose
Curious, the user glanced at the strange error he had received. The message went on, "Uhm, we're not supposed to be here... there's nothing in this misbegotten place."
Both bemused and irked, the user went on to refresh the page. Once, twice, thrice he tried. He should've stopped, sought help. But his perseverance, although fruitless, knew no bounds.
Night and day argued with one another. They struggled 404 times with one another to switch places as the user abused and tormented the Refresh Button and his F5 key. 404 days became 500; and 500 became 505. Until, finally, the futility of his stubbornness had became apparent.
Bored, yet not defeated, the mighty user did what he should've tried after the first few refreshes. He sought help from the mighty penguins, dragons and beer addicts that compose this here site's staff.
Maybe make the last phrase a link to help with ticketing. Happy holidays, everyone! Thanks for all the effort you've put into RRL this past year and I hope to find all of you in good health in the year to come. ^-^
This is the error song~
You've encountered an error: 404~
The page you need waddled off somewhere~
This little penguin can't find it for you so it's trying to let you know~
So just get an admin to fix it~ (or at least contact them~)
This is the error song~~
The penguins may have eaten whatever was on this page. Or, perhaps, the page got mixed up with the scrap papers when the fat polar bear broke the ice shelf earlier.
Either ways, there's nothing to see here. Why not check out the awesome stories written here instead?
I wear my dusty crown And rule the realm I made.
By the power of 404,
that my black blade of non-existentialism,
may entice the annoying penguins,
into destroying this realm of,
legends for the savior that,
holds the blade of vorpal annihilation,
that preaches my doom.
Oh dead slaves of mine,
shadows of these careless penguins,
may you forever spread my name,
Refresh, emperor of all necromancers!
[hero for a hobby, slayer of the apocalypse]
Sorry, I'm not a zombie-penguin,
I'm here to beat your ass,
with the ultimate juggernaut,
Ragnarok of the administrators,
But what is a 404 you ask?
Unfortunately, you have meddled with powers too deep and places too obscure.
The path you took has danger, excitement and cravings with no cure.
What cannot be found here, may be found behind, but you must search to remain sane.
Your mind must remain powerful, and for that you must train.
You have many chapters ahead, let that remain clear.
As long as you keep going, just look elsewhere and persevere!
If you look and cannot find, it will seem like a chore.
But that, far and wide, is known as a 404!
"System message: This penguin is in hibernated state. Come back later."
"The page is not available for you. You should have deleted your browser history."
"After he/she pressed the button on his/her mouse, the page did not show up. After checking the time he/she decided to wait and mash the refresh button continuously. It was futile. I said futile. It won't work no matter how much you try. Just stop. Stop please. They are doing it, just wait a few minutes please... please stop..."
"Your penguin is being updated. Check back a few minutes later."
Error, Error, on my screen,
Why do you have to be so mean?
Sitting there and mocking me,
Why won't you go away and set me free?
Please, Oh please, Error 404,
Don't come back and haunt me anymore.
Whatever did I do to you?
For you to make me feel so blue!
I click Refresh like a man gone mad,
but no refreshment is to be had.
Relief, it hides in the shadows and avoids me.
Only a report to Admin might set me free!
So Error know I'm coming for you!
After I pout and cry and boohoo,
'Cause there's stories here I want to read!
So I'll sit here and F5 until either you (or I) am dead!
"your navigation page has been summoned to the world of error 500, using the spell Refresho the refresh button may or may not send you back to your world."
The page you're looking for doesn't seem to exist, this could be for several reasons:
- The author removed/hid the page
- The link to the page is spelled wrong
What to do if you believe the page is of any importance:
- Contact the author
- If the page is one of RRL main page, contact the staff here
- Refresh the page, this will only put more of a load on RRL servers and does nothing
- Spam pms to admins or authors
"Can we smash it with a hammer?" (Yellow)
"Whats wrong with you? Just hit refresh." (Blue)
"No don't!" (Green)
"To late..." (Blue)
"Sigh, Now its a 404 Error." (Green)
"It's not my fault." (Blue)
"Thats why I said we should hit it." (Yellow)
"Is it that bad?" (Red)
"Well it could be worse..." (Green)
"What does this button do?" (Red)