How deep in shit are you?
#1
I came across this interesting question on another website and decided to share it with you.
The challenge goes like this: the protagonist of the last game you played is tasked with killing you. How much trouble are you in?
For me, there's no escaping my fate as it happens to be KRATOS. Oh, boy.
The challenge goes like this: the protagonist of the last game you played is tasked with killing you. How much trouble are you in?
For me, there's no escaping my fate as it happens to be KRATOS. Oh, boy.
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#3
Sekiro. I'm done for. If he doesn't get me the Dragonrot will.
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{*Looks behind my back*}
“…Oh sweet lord…”
{Minecraft Steve and a literal sea of chickens from my automatic food farm}
In conclusion, I am beyond ****ed.
Can’t Steve hold like, idk, 12 million tons in netherite blocks or something {Edit: and SPRINT JUMP!?}. Not to mention the atrocities done to the “platoon of poultry”…
“…Oh sweet lord…”
{Minecraft Steve and a literal sea of chickens from my automatic food farm}
In conclusion, I am beyond ****ed.
Can’t Steve hold like, idk, 12 million tons in netherite blocks or something {Edit: and SPRINT JUMP!?}. Not to mention the atrocities done to the “platoon of poultry”…
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Binding of Isaac.
It depends on how hard his tears hurt me. Otherwise, he's just a small child, I can beat a small child.
It depends on how hard his tears hurt me. Otherwise, he's just a small child, I can beat a small child.
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#7
Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion
...I think I'm good.
...I think I'm good.
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#8
Don't know how scared I'd be if my Stardew character came after me... Then again, he dose fight and kill dinosaurs in game

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#9
Cyberpunk V, 12th level. She would have to be better jacked with moddies to have a chance with me even with my historical Eddie Teach flintlock replica.
On second thought, she's got a pretty sweet assualt shot gun with a smart aim modifier.
Caught on my sixth beer in my right hand the bbq tongs with a seered side of beef roast in my other, I might be hurting.
On second thought, she's got a pretty sweet assualt shot gun with a smart aim modifier.
Caught on my sixth beer in my right hand the bbq tongs with a seered side of beef roast in my other, I might be hurting.
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Don't think I can do much against an invisible goblin assassin.
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The last game I played was the EA of 'Low Magic Age' and it has a six-person party, so definitely screwed.
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#13Oh, nice. I get to be killed by a panda funnelling tea down my throat.
Rather, I get to be... ki Li Li ed.
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#14
Looks at Octopath Traveler 2
Well either it's the protagonist I started with, in which case I'll probably be left alive since Partitio is an incredibly nice guy. Or it's the whole party, in which case I'm outnumbered 8 to 1. So y'know, don't like my odds.
Well either it's the protagonist I started with, in which case I'll probably be left alive since Partitio is an incredibly nice guy. Or it's the whole party, in which case I'm outnumbered 8 to 1. So y'know, don't like my odds.
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The thunderous stomps of a battlemech echoing in the distance is certainly making me regret getting into Battletech now.
At least I'm a gauss fiend so at the very least I won't see or feel the shot that's going to turn my house into powder.
At least I'm a gauss fiend so at the very least I won't see or feel the shot that's going to turn my house into powder.
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Path of Exile.
So, assuming that I'm a trash mob, it should at least be a very quick death.
So, assuming that I'm a trash mob, it should at least be a very quick death.
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#17
Ha ha ha, they’re screwed. Cody and May could barely take out an adorable stuffed elephant.
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The last game I played was Terraria. So, just based on what's currently in my character's inventory, I would get:
- Set on fire by imps
- Stung by bees
- Smashed by a burning flail
- Shot by magic arrows
- Hit by a falling star
- Blown to smithereens by several thousand sticky bombs
- And if by some chance I'm still alive at that point...it was my Journey Mode character, so she could duplicate an unlimited number of other things to stab/shoot/hit/burn/shock/drown/trap/poison me with.... 😅
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A day earlier, it'd be the guy from Sons of the Forest, who can barely kill an anemic mutant with a fire axe.
But today... Today, I made the mistake of popping into Warframe for a login boost, which means that my Ivara Prime would land on the outskirts of Boston and turn invisible, murder everything in her path with a bow which, for the record, shoots arrows that spawn tentacles upon impact, and those tentacles in turn pull nearby people in before exploding themselves, followed by her ninja-jumping through my window, decapitating me with a transdimensional katana while I sit flabbergasted behind my PC, followed by her murdering everyone else on her way out the door before flying back to space.
All in about 2-3 minutes.
But today... Today, I made the mistake of popping into Warframe for a login boost, which means that my Ivara Prime would land on the outskirts of Boston and turn invisible, murder everything in her path with a bow which, for the record, shoots arrows that spawn tentacles upon impact, and those tentacles in turn pull nearby people in before exploding themselves, followed by her ninja-jumping through my window, decapitating me with a transdimensional katana while I sit flabbergasted behind my PC, followed by her murdering everyone else on her way out the door before flying back to space.
All in about 2-3 minutes.