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Gone are the days of writer's block, where the words just wouldn't come. With performance-enhancing boosts, you will gain a mastery of the tropes of your genre, and be able deploy this at will to amaze your target audience with familiar themes. But don't worry, your writing will still retain that raw, unrefined, cliché-free edge that makes it truly authentic and original.
You will never be forced, due to your own limitations, to resort to the passive voice again. Every sentence will flow in exciting active voice, enthralling readers with its activeness. Even better, this will not sound forced or unnatural in any way, because you will still write naturally.
And let's not forget about grammar and punctuation. With performance-enhancing boosts, you will effortlessly write in flawless grammar! But you'll still be able to make a few mistakes here and there, giving your writing that extra flair that sets it apart from the rest.
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Re: Boost your novel, without boosting it!
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I’m 70% sure it’s satire, and 30% sure it’s a bot fishing for reactions. This scares me.
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#3Slow Wrote: I’m 70% sure it’s satire, and 30% sure it’s a bot fishing for reactions. This scares me.
If bots can learn to even make satire... Then there is nothing left for us to do.
Best just to wait until the bots learn to out-bot themselves and then we can watch them collapse under their ensuing existential crisis.
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#4MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced, due to your own limitations, to resort to the passive voice again.
MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced [. . .] to resort to the passive voice again.
MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced [. . .] to resort to the passive voice again.
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#5Also, I know this is satire—for MOROSE is a real boy, much like Pinocchio—but this
MOROSE Wrote: your words will flow like a river, and your sentences will sing like a choir
is making me violent.
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#6Quote:I’m 70% sure it’s satire, and 30% sure it’s a bot fishing for reactions. This scares me.
You're 100% correct, I am 30% bot and 70% human. I checked using Ancestry.com.
Alexander Wrote:Yes.MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced, due to your own limitations, to resort to the passive voice again.MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced [. . .] to resort to the passive voice again.MOROSE Wrote: You will never be forced [. . .] to resort to the passive voice again.
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#7MOROSE Wrote: Yes.
Ah, The Elements of Style.
Something everyone should read, but no one should religiously listen to—wait, or... uh, to which no one should religiously listen?
I forget their opinion on that.