Because I am. I'm i socal and it feels like the insidious fusion of a Sauna and oven. 

I know I don't have it as bad off as the people in other regions do, IE, Great Britain with their heat wave, but man it's terrible. 

(PS: if you're in a place that hasn't had a heatwave before, and does now, take those warnings seriously. You would not believe how fast you can go from 'i can handle it' to "need a transport to the hospital."

just gonna get hotter and hotter.

invest in some fancy shorts, sunglasses, and a nice hat

edioit- also drink a lotta water

I have been forced to wear shorts or die
Directly being exposed to the sun is not a good idea 

I live in one of the hotter deserts in the US. It's made writing on my balcony something I only do at night because it's getting to be 110-115 here. At night it drops to a balmy 95 degrees and that's nothing.

Nope. I'm a snake so I kinda like it. Hssssssssssss!

I live in a country where it's normal to have temperatures in 30s. Like, it's weird if it's not 35°C or something.

So yeah... to answer your question, I am always dead.

I like being pretty much naked, so this kinda weather kinda helps with that. 😈 

Yes. My German shep and I are looking forward to next week when a week of rain is forecast.

I live in a pretty cool place but when I travel I have to wear shots and a tee shirt just to go outside for an hour.

The heat finally broke here just the other day. It's wild, 80 almost feels cold now since we've been dealing with 90+ and oppressive humidity for weeks.

As a person living on the equator, dying is an understatement right now.

Public service announcement:

The cool mats they make for dogs also come in human sizes.

You can fold those badboys up and pop them in the freezer for 30 minutes for extra oomph.

Especially helpful in high humidity areas when swamp coolers do absolutely nothing.

I'm just happy there hasn't been constant heat indexes in 100's. Oh it's hot here. It's been in the 90's for the last month. And I only go a short reprieve visiting my in-laws who live in the mountains last weekend. The climate up there is different because of the higher elevation. It was cool and rainy up there as always. It's been either hot and dry to oppressively humid, to dry again here. I can only write in the morning. Too hot otherwise.

I didn't much notice the heat waves. It's cold inside the house, and it takes a while before my body even realizes it's hot outside 

I live in Arizona so 110+f (43c) isn't anything new to me. Recently it's cloudly so it's more like 90f(32c). I just get farmer's tan easier and that's about it. Prior to covid it would mean I'd eat at home more but now I order food delivery more often.

edit: I have AC so inside my house it isn't bad. Becaus I have my PC in my room it does tend to be a sauna so I have to frequently use a portable fan next to my PC so it doesn't overheat and turn off when I'm in VR (which is usually almost always recently)

I live in the Houston area of Texas. It's hot and humid here, just the way I like it.

YES. I'm going to marry my air conditioner.

It has been raining everyday for the last two weeks... It's the only thing keeping the hurricane away but these flash flood warnings are annoying.  

I died last week, actually. But my final action was to program a bot to respond to posts like this and convince them to go outside and join me in the never-ending oven after death.
But... maybe... Maybe I'm not me, but I'm the bot? In that case, I was born last week. No birthday party or anything.
I have to go now...