An Important Presidential Speech
#1My fellow citizens of the world,
I come before you today to talk about a very important issue. Our duck overlords.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Why should we accept these duck overlords? They're not even human!"
And you're right, they're not human. But that's exactly why we should accept them.
They're not bound by the same limitations as we are. They're not burdened by the same emotions or desires that we are. They're not even bound by the same laws of physics.
They're something else entirely. Something... otherworldly.
And that's why we should accept them. We should accept them because they're not like us. They're something better.
They're something we could never hope to understand. But that's okay, because we don't have to understand them. We just have to accept them.
So I urge you, my fellow citizens of the world, to accept our duck overlords. Embrace them. Welcome them.
And above all, don't resist. Because resistance is futile.
Thank you.



^^ duck overlords
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#2Buller Wrote:At this point in American politics, nothing would surprise me anymore.So I urge you, my fellow Americans, to accept our duck overlords. Embrace them. Welcome them.
That said, keep your ducky overlords away from Europe.
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#3Haust Wrote:oh lemme just change thatBuller Wrote:At this point in American politics, nothing would surprise me anymore.So I urge you, my fellow Americans, to accept our duck overlords. Embrace them. Welcome them.
That said, keep your ducky overlords away from Europe.
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#4
Well gosh. I like duck overlords. They eat cracked corn from a bag.
Who doesn't like seeing that? ❤🦆😻🦆❤
Who doesn't like seeing that? ❤🦆😻🦆❤
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#5Buller Wrote:Haust Wrote:oh lemme just change thatBuller Wrote:At this point in American politics, nothing would surprise me anymore.So I urge you, my fellow Americans, to accept our duck overlords. Embrace them. Welcome them.
That said, keep your ducky overlords away from Europe.

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#6the duck who dresses up like flareon has earned my vote
honestly though, i'm ready to jump on the duck boat
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honestly though, i'm ready to jump on the duck boat
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#7Haust Wrote:

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I do not believe humans are so duck-tile as to accept a duck as leader.
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They had taken Australia.
They even held annual fashion show.
They even held annual fashion show.

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Naah. I'm good with my Penguin Overlord right now. You can keep your duck.
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#13Buller Wrote: Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Why should we accept these duck overlords? They're not even human!"
Uhm. No, I was thinking more: "What is this guy on right now?"
Also, I'd vote for the duck in the flareon onesie.
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#14
Do not fall for Buller's trickery; this is what he wants you to believe.
Stand together and fight the ducks!
Stand together and fight the ducks!


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It features:
- Super mega ultra badass technology.
- Uber mega insane totally rad crime.
- Different factions and gangs.
- Lots of holograms.
- Lots of stripclubs.
- Generic cyberpunk names.

LUCKLANTA BAY [ZLB TRIANGLE]
It features:
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- Lots of water.
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BETODA [ZLB TRIANGLE]
It features:
- Sand.
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#15
The only ducks I accept are from Regular show, and they can form a giant robot. So unless these "duck overlords" can do the same, I'll be waiting for the dolphins to take over the world, thank you very much.
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I have a question, Buller.
As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
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#17Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller.There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.
As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
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#18Buller Wrote:But ducks are not more versatile than dragons and penguins together. Dragons and penguins can fly, walk, swim, and survive both of the extremes of the temperature scale. Together, they can conquer the frozen plains and the inhospitable volcanoes, while ducks need to have access to temperatures that allow for open freshwater, so that's a few degrees below zero ranging to maybe 30 degrees c for a sustainable biome? Dragons and penguins together can take over planets with relative ease.Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller.There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.
As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
How do you intend to make ducks conquer lava, Buller?
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#19Haust Wrote:I will hereby use the ultimate secret that all politicians never dream of actually using:Buller Wrote:But ducks are not more versatile than dragons and penguins together. Dragons and penguins can fly, walk, swim, and survive both of the extremes of the temperature scale. Together, they can conquer the frozen planets and the inhospitable volcanoes, while ducks need to have access to temperatures that allow for open freshwater, so that's a few degrees below zero ranging to maybe 30 degrees c for a sustainable biome?Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller.There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.
As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
How do you intend to make ducks conquer lava, Buller?
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#20Buller Wrote: In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
It is illegal to eat penguins or their eggs, but it's all good for ducks.
I agree that ducks are superior.