An Important Presidential Speech

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My fellow citizens of the world,
I come before you today to talk about a very important issue. Our duck overlords.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Why should we accept these duck overlords? They're not even human!"
And you're right, they're not human. But that's exactly why we should accept them.
They're not bound by the same limitations as we are. They're not burdened by the same emotions or desires that we are. They're not even bound by the same laws of physics.
They're something else entirely. Something... otherworldly.
And that's why we should accept them. We should accept them because they're not like us. They're something better.
They're something we could never hope to understand. But that's okay, because we don't have to understand them. We just have to accept them.
So I urge you, my fellow citizens of the world, to accept our duck overlords. Embrace them. Welcome them.
And above all, don't resist. Because resistance is futile.
Thank you.

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^^ duck overlords

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Well gosh. I like duck overlords. They eat cracked corn from a bag.

Who doesn't like seeing that? ❤🦆😻🦆❤

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Do not fall for Buller's trickery; this is what he wants you to believe. 

Stand together and fight the ducks!

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ZEMON [ZLB TRIANGLE]

It features:
  • Super mega ultra badass technology.
  • Uber mega insane totally rad crime.
  • Different factions and gangs.
  • Lots of holograms.
  • Lots of stripclubs.
  • Generic cyberpunk names.
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LUCKLANTA BAY [ZLB TRIANGLE]

It features:
  • The exact same as above but with less tech.
  • Lots of water.
  • Generic cyberpunk tropes.
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BETODA [ZLB TRIANGLE]

It features:
  • Sand.

Re: An Important Presidential Speech

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Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller. 

As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.

In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.

Re: An Important Presidential Speech

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Buller Wrote:
Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller. 

As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.

In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
But ducks are not more versatile than dragons and penguins together. Dragons and penguins can fly, walk, swim, and survive both of the extremes of the temperature scale. Together, they can conquer the frozen plains and the inhospitable volcanoes, while ducks need to have access to temperatures that allow for open freshwater, so that's a few degrees below zero ranging to maybe 30 degrees c for a sustainable biome? Dragons and penguins together can take over planets with relative ease. 

How do you intend to make ducks conquer lava, Buller? 

Re: An Important Presidential Speech

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Haust Wrote:
Buller Wrote:
Haust Wrote: I have a question, Buller. 

As much as it is tempting to vote for ducks in 2024, aren't you afraid of the penguins? How do you intend to wield the power over Royal Road as long as the penguins remain supreme and backed by the dragons? How will ducks defeat penguins and dragons?
There are many reasons ducks are superior to penguins, but I will share just a few. First, ducks are more versatile than penguins. They can fly, swim, and walk on land, while penguins can only swim and walk. Second, ducks are more social than penguins. They live in large groups and are very active, while penguins are more solitary and tend to be more passive. Third, ducks are more adaptable than penguins. They can live in a variety of habitats, while penguins are limited to cold, icy environments. Finally, ducks are more aesthetically pleasing than penguins. They are brightly colored and have a variety of plumage, while penguins are mostly black and white.

In conclusion, ducks are superior to penguins in many ways. They are more versatile, social, adaptable, and aesthetically pleasing. How can ducks defeat dragons though? Well... that's a trade secret.
But ducks are not more versatile than dragons and penguins together. Dragons and penguins can fly, walk, swim, and survive both of the extremes of the temperature scale. Together, they can conquer the frozen planets and the inhospitable volcanoes, while ducks need to have access to temperatures that allow for open freshwater, so that's a few degrees below zero ranging to maybe 30 degrees c for a sustainable biome? 

How do you intend to make ducks conquer lava, Buller?
I will hereby use the ultimate secret that all politicians never dream of actually using:


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