The Foggy Ocean- a constantly bubbling sea where islands shift and float about like giant icebergs, making the lives of cartographers very, very, difficult.  It is a sea containing endless wonder, bizarre dangers, and excitement beyond your imagination... 

It also contains Rum, a would-be warrior-poet eager to chronicle his adventures and exploits. Rum's got a lot a two-bit ship piloted by a lizard, a constantly fluctuating sense of self-worth (except when it comes to his writing, he's a GREAT writer), and a half-insane wizard named Molotov who he's hired to protect him. What could go wrong?

A LOT OF THINGS COULD GO WRONG


I've just started writing prose again, so I aim to tell a funny story that'll make people laugh, set in a world where I can include whatever bizarro idea enters my brain. Hope you enjoy!