Re: Free Author Premium Giveaway! 5+ Winners!!!

#46
Comrades!  "Premium" is clearly a bourgeoisie ploy to break the solidarity of the proletariat.  Stay strong brothers and sisters!  We have only recently thrown off our chains.  Will you so easily put them back on again!?

(as an aside, the order '!?' for the interrobang is clearly superior to '?!' although either is preferable to the single character monstrosity '‽'.  Nevertheless, I do understand the illicit appeal of the inverted interrobang '⸘' and, like you, I look for opportunities to use it in everyday discourse)

Re: Free Author Premium Giveaway! 5+ Winners!!!

#48

tfisb Wrote: Comrades!  "Premium" is clearly a bourgeoisie ploy to break the solidarity of the proletariat.  Stay strong brothers and sisters!  We have only recently thrown off our chains.  Will you so easily put them back on again!?

(as an aside, the order '!?' for the interrobang is clearly superior to '?!' although either is preferable to the single character monstrosity '‽'.  Nevertheless, I do understand the illicit appeal of the inverted interrobang '⸘' and, like you, I look for opportunities to use it in everyday discourse)
It's OK, if you receive Premium then you can try to gift it to another member who looks like a pig or a pigdog. Keep a guillotine handy in case they make any sudden movements, tovarisch.

Re: Free Author Premium Giveaway! 5+ Winners!!!

#52
Well I was going to use premium to push me for Writathon but your generous offer has helped me put my mind at ease! So here's a poem
My book be still new,
My writing rough and askew,
But hope lies within my brittle heart,
That this shall be a good start,
To a Writing career that takes to the stars,
With some aid from the Rising Stars!

Hopefully my luck is good...

Re: Free Author Premium Giveaway! 5+ Winners!!!

#54
I've only got this crap great joke to offer:

The old man looked at his grandson. "Son, you have to appreciate your youth more."

"Why's that?" the boy asked.

"Well," the old man said. "Because when you get older three things happen. The first is that your memory starts to go."

His wrinkled face furrowed as he scratched the back of his head. "...And I can't quite remember the other two."

Re: Free Author Premium Giveaway! 5+ Winners!!!

#58
Winners generated using this website, with the seed "royalroad"! 
https://www.random.org/integers/?num=30&min=1&max=57&col=5&base=10&format=html&rnd=id.royalroad

The 5 winners are:
#1 - Skipped
#44 - Marskidris https://www.royalroad.com/profile/208716
#32 - Skipped
#11 - Haust https://www.royalroad.com/profile/215910
#34 - Kathy https://www.royalroad.com/profile/245846
#56 - Aster Loka https://www.royalroad.com/profile/251991
#2 - Ploopie https://www.royalroad.com/profile/211188

If Wing is offering to double, these are the next five! :)
#27 - Mai Starberries https://www.royalroad.com/profile/204543
#9 - EnhancedBeing https://www.royalroad.com/profile/200668
#31 - Skipped
#47 - Sunflower on ice https://www.royalroad.com/profile/164685
#44 - Skipped
#28 - Evra-Kaze https://www.royalroad.com/profile/246181
#55 - Monus https://www.royalroad.com/profile/209456

Congratulations to all the winners!!!

If you get every RR author you know to sign up, maybe we'll hold another round a few days from now...? 43 entries feels like a little low to bother the fabulous duck DrBuller! (Or maybe I could sponsor it like this one, hmm...) DrakanMelt


The top five winners will be contacted by me if there's any issue, but expect your Premiums soon. I leave the next five to Wing! <3