Just got my first 0.5 star rating! I knew it was coming and now it’s happened! 😂

I feel like I have truly arrived. 

TomOBedlam Wrote: Just got my first 0.5 star review! I knew it was coming and now it’s happened! 😂

I feel like I have truly arrived.

We should make this moment last with another one. 

Suffering from the success it seems, congrats!

You have indeed arrived. You enter a large room filled with people eating cake and staring forlornly into their drinks. A large banner proclaims "Welcome to the 0.5 Star Club." You're led to a table where a multi-tiered cake and an impossibly large bottle of cheap wine await. So eat drink and be merry for who knows for whom the next 0.5 star trolls.

Not even a month in, and you already have. It's good to have this experience early. 

I can't believe I'm saying this in this thread but I haven't gotten one yet. In fact I've only ever gotten one review and it was exceedingly nice.

Now... Now I am afraid 

Just take my 5/5!
Fuck those people!

Cheers, brother! You've entered a new stage in your writing life - you are no longer an uninitiated novice 

I brought the cake! (... wow that was more cake than I thought there'd be...)

Sorry, congrats and welcome to the club! Have a slice of the giant cake and some cheap wine 

(Also, if you think it could have been a troll, report it and the mods will check it out for you)

Thank you! Thank ALL of you!! Yay cake and wine!!!

AlexaLee Wrote: Sorry, congrats and welcome to the club! Have a slice of the giant cake and some cheap wine 

(Also, if you think it could have been a troll, report it and the mods will check it out for you)

(I have no idea if it was a troll or not, nor how to report if that was in fact that case 🙈)

Ah yes, the bane of all rankings.

It could be a troll, or some other malicious intent within. But we learn to ignore the 0.5s. I would bet that that 0.5 has no reviews at all, eh?

Ah, welcome to the club!

I had my first one last friday.

Our members meet every tuesday and have a fancy cake testing ceremony every fullmoon.

And that 0,5 will fade from your memory when you get your first propper positive revieuw.

TomOBedlam Wrote: Thank you! Thank ALL of you!! Yay cake and wine!!!

AlexaLee Wrote: Sorry, congrats and welcome to the club! Have a slice of the giant cake and some cheap wine 

(Also, if you think it could have been a troll, report it and the mods will check it out for you)

(I have no idea if it was a troll or not, nor how to report if that was in fact that case 🙈)

If in doubt, I'd say report it! Open up a support ticket and say that you got a 0.5 and you'd like the mods to look into it for you :)