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Bold of you to attempt dark humor with a Pokémon profile picture, and your first post at that? I'll at least give you props for that.

444.EXE Wrote:

Oh shit


Lets go home guys we're fucked if we stay here, clearly we've got nothing on this guy

In a similar vein, let me tell you the mountain folk tale about the hiker and the Christian Bear

It seems this foolish, out-of-town hiker was alone in the woods when he came upon a bear
Now, this wasn't any ordinary bear, no siree Bubba.

This bear was hungry... no, not just hungry...

Hooooongery!!

So the hiker starts running, but looking over his shoulder, he realizes the bear's gaining.
He knows he can't outrun it.
In desperation, he falls to his knees, clasps his hands together, and as he looks to the sky, says,
"Oh lord, let this be a Christian Bear'.

A miracle happens.

The Bear drops to its knees beside the hiker
clasps its paws together,
Looks up at the sky and says:

"Oh lord, for this which we are about to receive, let us give thanks..."

David Wrote: In a similar vein, let me tell you the mountain folk tale about the hiker and the Christian Bear

It seems this foolish, out-of-town hiker was alone in the woods when he came upon a bear
Now, this wasn't any ordinary bear, no siree Bubba.

This bear was hungry... no, not just hungry...

Hooooongery!!

So the hiker starts running, but looking over his shoulder, he realizes the bear's gaining.
He knows he can't outrun it.
In desperation, he falls to his knees, clasps his hands together, and as he looks to the sky, says,
"Oh lord, let this be a Christian Bear'.

A miracle happens.

The Bear drops to its knees beside the hiker
clasps its paws together,
Looks up at the sky and says:

"Oh lord, for this which we are about to receive, let us give thanks..."

David Wrote: In a similar vein, let me tell you the mountain folk tale about the hiker and the Christian Bear

It seems this foolish, out-of-town hiker was alone in the woods when he came upon a bear
Now, this wasn't any ordinary bear, no siree Bubba.

This bear was hungry... no, not just hungry...

Hooooongery!!

So the hiker starts running, but looking over his shoulder, he realizes the bear's gaining.
He knows he can't outrun it.
In desperation, he falls to his knees, clasps his hands together, and as he looks to the sky, says,
"Oh lord, let this be a Christian Bear'.

A miracle happens.

The Bear drops to its knees beside the hiker
clasps its paws together,
Looks up at the sky and says:

"Oh lord, for this which we are about to receive, let us give thanks..."

You got me xD.

3 bears walk into a bar. they all fall over.

Oh? We Are just making jokes now? Gonna put one in as well then

Why did Linda fall off a swing?



She had no arms

DrBuller Wrote: Oh? We Are just making jokes now? Gonna put one in as well then

Why did Linda fall off a swing?



She had no arms

Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
On the other hand, I took my Mother-In-Law Out yesterday morning-
Being a sniper is awesome.