Describe your story badly
1: Boring dead girl remains boring in a virtual afterlife. But now with stats.
2: Everyone fights over magic rocks, but the MC would rather not be involved.
3: An arrogant criminal mastermind tries to outwit a computer.
4: A girl tries not to fall in love with her dragon, but it's not a romance. She fails anyway though.
(Yes, I realize that is 16 sentences, not 1; but it's practically an anthology).
A Prose of Years: Old man travels back in time to beat up his friends when they were young and stupid.