I want to be free.
After leaving the earth, I've come to the moon.
Hello, Royal Road.
I'm Volare.
And I'm in love with a magical lime.

Welcome to the earth/website

We already have one lime lover. It is a small world I guess. Hope you enjoy your stay!

photogenic duck

You weren't kidding when you said that you made an account.
Hello Volare.

Lime_Lover Wrote: You weren't kidding when you said that you made an account.

Indeed, hello lady lime.

Volare, I'm not a lady...
I'm a lime.
Oh no. You're doing it again, aren't you....?
Volare, why?
Why must you torture me so?

In what way am I torturing you, my lady lime?
I'll do anything you ask, even if you wish for the world.
In no way do I wish for your discomfort.
Is there any way I can fix this grievous transgression?

Volare, you...
Nevermind.
I'm fine.
But I'm not a lady on here, I'm a magical lime. Treat me as such.
Alright?
I'm nothing special on here. Nor do I wish to be.

My lady, your manners are lacking. And your speech is quite informal. I can't say mine is much better, but I'm still quite shocked.
Perhaps it's because it's written mannerisms and not spoken, then?
Sigh. And I thought I had taught you to be better than that.
I guess my lessons didn't stick with you very well over the internet, did they?

It hurts to read this. Augustine Volare, right?
Now I know why lime complains about you all the time.
This is the internet. It's pretty much a formality to be informal here.
Lighten up, Mr. Butler.
Oh, right. You don't particularly care for being called that, do you?
Heh.

Nav, don't be rude to him.
He's old and senile.
...
Wait, is this because you're sour about that one time....?
Nav, seriously?

DrBuller Wrote: Welcome to the earth/website

We already have one lime lover. It is a small world I guess. Hope you enjoy your stay!

photogenic duck

Thank you, I'm quite enjoying my stay so far. I hope to continue to do so for quite some time.

And, might I add, that is quite a lovely duck. Thank you.
I'm not sure how to smile on the internet, but I hope that it is inferred through my words.

Welcome. This seems borderline... something, not gonna lie. 😆

Lime, he said he loves you. The dude's like, what, 80?
He's weird.
And he's too perfect in every other way too be a human anyway.
He isn't a bad person, but he's still weird.

Cinn Wrote: Welcome. This seems borderline... something, not gonna lie. 😆

I am just thinking of it as a Shakespeare play. Makes a lot more sense to me.

Imnotagoodwriter Wrote: Lime, he said he loves you.

I... Can't really argue with that.

But it isn't that kind of love!
It's more of a...
I'll feed you sweets and make sure you're a happy child kinda love. Like a father?

He said he would marry you, remember?
How is that not weird?!

I never said it wasn't weird!
It's very weird!

Imnotagoodwriter Wrote: He said he would marry you, remember?

Tut tut.

Young man, you misunderstand my intentions.
I cannot let anyone else get close to my lady, lest they taint her mind and soul. I shall not let any filth near her as long as I can help it.

....I'm going to bed, I don't want to deal with this.
Also, I'm not a man.
Just by the way.

Imnotagoodwriter Wrote: ....I'm going to bed, I don't want to deal with this.
Also, I'm not a man.
Just by the way.

Navi, you seem annoyed.

I'd get up or yell at you to come here, but I'm too lazy. Just come back into the room.