Jonfazliu is fazi, or if you're dog you call him weenie, or if you're me you call him Jake.
Dog is dog, but Jake calls him different things all the time.
Cat is cat, obviously.
I don't bite... is april. Jake sometimes calls them doormat or some similar thing. They also write stories.
Cryptor is cryptor, sometimes you'll get a rare sighting of them.
Anyone else I'm missing?