Or Bobbita. I don't discriminate. Or maybe Dat, as a combination of dog and cat. Or Dag, or Cag, Or Cog, Cot, Dot. Maybe even Steve. Or another common random name. Actually, since I don't discriminate, we can't have just english names. How about out favorite anime language, the mighty japanese? I mean we could just use some random anime protagonists name since japanese authors seem to always name them after common names. Surnames are even worse. I mean, japanese authors tend to try to make anime protagonists as bland as they can, since it makes people be able to relate to them better. Somehow.