Yeah, soon enough cat is gonna go uga uga at us. Also "cat married dog". Wut. Is the abomination some retarded form of a squirrel? I don't know why I said squirrel, but is it? It's raining retarded squirrels!
And, in it's retarded humping of rocks, it increases global temperature by 10 degrees a year, and increases entropy more than the entire human species combined. What an abomination, you've truly created a monster.
Its mere existence gives AIDS and brain cancer to everyone. A look from it will destroy entire ecosystems. A mere retarded squeak from it will convert anyone that hears it into one of its followers of doom! Run in fear! Its creating an army! The harbinger of disease is here!
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