Dragorule Wrote: Imagine a if this was a thing.
Bob, son of Bob and Bobette, in the town of Bob, Ob, in the country of B, continent of Beta, on the planet, Alphabet.
it is a secret universally hidden, but that was how SpongeBob SquarePants came to be. he sponged in all the Bobs in his Squarepants.
jonfazliu Wrote: Or alternatively,
Kill sheep. Kill it twice for good measure.
Take a bath.
Go to bed.
You should use a rabbit as a replacement for the sheep. They are much easier to butcher. You just have to split it between the back legs and cut off the feet, then the skin pulls off like a tube. Then you cut open the belly (carefully letting the guts fall on to your hand) then very carefully cut the guts out, making sure not to burst the poop line, then all that's left is to cut off the head to let what little blood rabbits have to drain out. (That's more or less it. I might have missed something due to how long its been since I did that, but I'm pretty sure that's everything. Albeit a little simplified instructions)
Edit: I don't feel like restructuring my paragraph, but the head needs to be off to get the skin off.
Also, the best way to kill a rabbit is to wedge its head between two metal bars and yank hard, snapping its neck. (sometimes blood squirts out of their noses when you do this)
jonfazliu Wrote: No dude. Rabbits might want to drink your blood, but they aren't as evil as those vile, disgusting sheep.
I had a rabbit bite a toddler's finger hard enough it bled for about 30 minuets once. Guess it thought the finger was a bit of food being offered to it.