Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
Science!!! 3 ago
Science!!! 4 ago
Science!!! 5 ago
Science!!! 6 ago
Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
Unleashed 5 ago
Unleashed 6 ago
Unleashed 7 ago
Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
Upheaval 5 ago
Upheaval 6 ago
Upheaval 7 ago
Upheaval 8 ago
Upheaval 9 ago
Upheaval 10 ago
Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
Services Rendered 3 ago
Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
Services Rendered 7 ago
Services Rendered 8 ago
Services Rendered 9 ago
Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
Birds Of A Feather 5 ago
Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
Expanded Normality 2 ago
Expanded Normality 3 ago
Expanded Normality 4 ago
Expanded Normality 5 ago
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issacweirdo
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I tried really hard to like this piece of fiction. The beginning was great, I totally thought it was going to be about large boobs and was taken in for a nice surprise when I was shown to be wrong. It also showed a level-up system from the POV of a monster, something I always enjoy. How it goes from a dumb monster to a slightly smarter monster was entertaining to read. The skill system and progression as a whole was nice, there was some luck thrown in but otherwise nothing seemed too OP and out of place.

What ruined it for me was the constant sex and abuse (and where it seems like this is devolving to another harem story). I'm going to try avoid spoiling it as much as possible, I'll use a spoiler tag just in case.

Spoiler: Spoiler

In summary? This had a lot of potential. And the author blew it for cheap fan service and potentially personal satisfaction I won't speculate about. It went from an interesting read to something that belongs in the shoddy erotic fiction section of a fanfiction site. I wish the summary could have been more honest so that I didn't waste my time.

 

ujer
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Good but not my type of story

All the past review already explained how good this fiction is.  So i won't comment much about its greatness and no doubt on how it got on 'Popular this week' section'.

Do Emphashize on 'trap'. Everything in this story has its own trap and twist.

i really recommended this to those that like to read the different type of MC.

However for me, i can feel that i forcing myself to read this fiction because i don't like it. I just doesn't like how convenient for MC that the guild is incompetent. After reading a lot of fiction about dungeon and adventure guild, i really feel that the guild management in thsi fiction is really stupid and i can't fathom that. Too much convenient in this story.

This is just my own opinion, the very same person who cannot read the fiction if the MC is female or got gender bender genre.

So last word to author, keep on writing because your story is good. For those who like to read review first before read, give this story a chance. You will probably like it.

Raphael
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Can I just take a moment to say just how much I like this novel? No seriously I really love this novel. So far it must be one of the few handful novels on this site I ever liked as much as I do.

Moving on with the review, what's there for me to say? I find this novel to be close to perfection. The theme really resonates with me, I like the ecchi scenes, I like the serious scenes, I'm captivated by the tension build-ups. The novel is very well writen, so much that I find it quite hard to think of the author as an amateur writer, I mean this guy must definitely have an editor or two who not only correct grammar but edit the story itself, I mean how can this be done by one person at the speed that it releases? As you can see from my review I'm very amazed.

Now lets start with style. Love it. Not much to say, I'm a huge sucker for game-like novels specially ones where it's not really a guy playing a game but the world itself is gamelike. I also am a fan of skills and monster protagonists. If I had anything negative to say about the style it would be the stats, I mean I feel like lately (as of chapter "Those who are Left 6") stats are kinda growing at a bad pace, I feel like they are growing too high and it's giving them less worth. 

Moving on to story, for this I feel basically the same as I do for style. I like these types of stories, I'm a sucker for monster MC's and I'm a fan of the sexy content, specially the dominant manner in which the MC behaves in. 

Grammar, It's very clean, as I've said I feel like the author must have some help editing because the mistakes I've seen have been so few and far inbetween that they might as well not exist. In fact I've probably only come across 2 or 3 in total.

Characters, another great part of this novel. Author is really flushing out it's MC, enough so that we the readers can see that there is a method to his madness. Side characters are not left behind as we get some background on his minions and even some of the other side characters. There is also not too much clutter as in the author isn't adding a thousand character and forgetting them 2 chapters later. Most of them add to the story and when they stop being relevant there is a reason why they don't appear anymore.

Finally I'd give this a 5/5 but that would mean it's perfect and no novel is really perfect so instead I'm giving it a 4.5/5 and I feel like I'm being unjust here and it should be higher. If it were possible I'd give it a 4.8/5. There isn't much I can recommend the author to improve upon because from my amateur perspective this work is already very well polished and in my eyes is so well done that I can't think of anything to improve upon at this momment. Anyways to the author if you read this, please keep going I'm a huge fan and I'm really cheering for you. For the readers, who want to read this, give it a try I'm sure you will really like it and if you don't then is my opinion something may be wrong with you. =D

BoredBeyondBelief
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The author originally said that they wouldn't put much pornagraphic elements in, but about 10 chapters after theirs ecchi every chapter.Couldn't read eventually as it just got completely disinteresting, the main reason for my reading was the original mc so has no care for anything and is rather stupid but now the mc is some genuis mimic with bipolar syndrom and a harem full of retarded demons who masturbate in every paragraph they are mentioned.

Stonehe4rt
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This story had potential. It had a witty and hilarious start, a real hook line and sinker. However... As the story progressed it took a very sudden turn into becoming an "erotic" novel... Not even a normal erotic novel, the "erotic" scenes included gore and rapish tendencies. While dark and "erotic" things like this may draw the majority for whatever weird "fanservice" that this is... to me, it killed the story.

 

It is gross. That is really all you need to know bout this novel.

Volos
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As of Gainful Employment 6:

A fun, light hearted, albeit juvenile story that knows to not take itself too seriously.  I was on the fence as to whether or not I should continue this story until the Gainful Employment arc.  That convinced me to stay, and I’m glad I did.

Grammar is better than most on the site, but not perfect.  Main character makes a wonderful antihero, and is by fair the star attraction to the work.  After all, everyone enjoys big chests.  That said, I'm impressed with the development of the side characters in the current arc.

I don't really like all the trans-demon porn scenes, and for the most part skip overthem.  I wouldn't continue on the story if it wasn't easy to do so.  Some of the sex scenes were well done, but most of them were lacking, and an overall distraction to the quality sections of the work.

thesilentguy00
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 good thing i got trapped by the title

biderandia
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Okay I admit I picked this book because well it was on chests but after reading the story I am feeling 2 things 

1. That I definitely falled for the author's trick and

2. I only regret that I didn't know about the story earlier.

It's an awesome story people should definitely read and as for the conclusion expect a lot about chests in this story

Nvtx
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Too much porn with the dickgirls... interesting when you added it, but it takes up too much of a now non-existant plot, which sadly makes it just another porno. I had high hopes for this story, but I think it blew up with the city.

cyronh
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Great original story!

This story has a very nice build up, and it urges you to keep reading more and more. This story is the best example of how I imagine a royalroadl fiction. A rollercoaster of a bunch of wtf? 

The combination of humor/brutality and story pacing is just awesome! Thank you in advance for the further chapters you will be posting. I am writing this after chapter 6 of the chaos arc. This chapter made my day! This arc was the make or break arc of the story, you could have made this story go alot of ways, but you chose a perfect outcome for the pace of the story!

 

The only dislike I have is the mature scenes in your story are completely irrelevant. This is just my personal preference and i like that mature theme is just along for the ride and not the main story.

 

I wish you the best, and all the way to the top !