Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original HIATUS Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
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Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
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Unleashed 6 ago
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Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
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Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
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Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
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Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
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Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
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Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
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Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
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Mi4
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Amazin story... full of action and adventure... i like the attitude of the MC and also the way the plot progresses an ingenious work that is highly praised in royal road a must read totally recommended.

docsumac
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So here's the difficult aspect with this one. The sexual content warning is well earned, until a certain point in the story where the protagonist's living conditions change. At that point the lewdness pretty much comes to a halt, lingering on only in risque art of the characters.

To be clear here, the sexual content in the early work includes and climaxes with tentacle rape. If you're not okay with that, be aware it's in there and it happens with very little warning. If you came for that, be aware that the lurid aspect of the story comes to a fairly abrupt end once the event occurs.

Now, with all that out of the way, this is a solid read. The protagonist is unusal to say the least, and it's motives tend to be interestingly alien and obsessive. The world is solidly built and populated with varied characters, and there's good progression as the protagonist's motives evolve. However, this seems like it's a web serial rather than a web novel. If you're expecting a conclusion to the story, don't hold your breath. 

Venom
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I just want to state 3 things:-

* Both the Title and the Cover are extremely misleading,to say the least.

* The story is AMAZING.Period.

* Give it a try, or u will regret it later 

aadajo
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I have reread this series multiple times and even bought the first volume this series on amazon. I cannot wait for both the new chapter and the new volume that will be coming out on Amazon and hope it is every bit as good or if even possible better then the previous time I read the chapters.

 

KEEP UP THE OUTSTANDING WORK AUTHOR I SO SO SO ENJOY YOUR WORK

Oneboyfrom Alittletown
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Found this site yesterday.

Basically the best first choice I made in a while :D

tornadoskull
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This story is great I love everything about it. 10/10 I have re-read this a few times and still love it. I love the art. I love all characters from Boxy's entourage. 

Spoiler: Spoiler

Love the focus on classes and how this story really makes it a part of great importance instead of a story where it's just there to show how OP the mc is. In the beginning it might seem like this (for some people) but if you keep reading it steadily focusses less on the stats and more on the advancement of jobs and classes.

Read it and watch the magic happen. (Also there is Yuri.)

Aritosh
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Best damn thing I've ever read

Got the first few chapters as a gift from a friend of mine on Audible, and couldn't stop. I read the entirety of the story up to Legacy 7 in 2-3 weeks. I just couldn't put it down. My fiance almost broke my phone a few time because of how obsessedly I read it. You have done something I never expected, and that is to make me root for a retarded box all the way to it's height of intelligence (so far). I can't wait to see where this goes from here, and I dread the day it ends.

Lodrik
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I started reading this series (with the first book) on amazon and the story is great.
I was SOO happy to find this side and read all chapters published; thanks for the great work Exterminatus! The fact that you keep releasing chapters for free is great and I am supporting this on Patreon

Unknown 2
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I thought this was a story about large chests just not in the way it was depicted in the first fuckin chapter, but i do have to say, congratulations, you are great at catching peoples attention.

Cyoa11aa
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The best chest in the west

A wonderful 5/5 from me, as of this I have read to the 305th chapter and the story is glorious! 

The first chapter got me hooked and each newnew chap keeps feeding my new found addiction, *wink wink nudge nudge*.

Can't wait to see more of Boxy and gang.