Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
Science!!! 3 ago
Science!!! 4 ago
Science!!! 5 ago
Science!!! 6 ago
Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
Unleashed 5 ago
Unleashed 6 ago
Unleashed 7 ago
Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
Upheaval 5 ago
Upheaval 6 ago
Upheaval 7 ago
Upheaval 8 ago
Upheaval 9 ago
Upheaval 10 ago
Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
Services Rendered 3 ago
Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
Services Rendered 7 ago
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Services Rendered 9 ago
Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
Birds Of A Feather 5 ago
Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
Expanded Normality 2 ago
Expanded Normality 3 ago
Expanded Normality 4 ago
Expanded Normality 5 ago
Interlude - Off-Season ago
A Whole New World 1 ago
A Whole New World 2 ago

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skaiamechanic
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The Most Entertaining Story I've Read In Years

It seemed like a quick joke flick, suggested by someone on Reddit in some random thread long lost. I've never even heard of this site before then.

But it was funny with a novel idea, so I kept reading it. An interesting story developed with a few plot twists I wasn't expecting. The erotic parts were NOT for me, but they were easy enough to skim over. If you're put off from the story by the mention of sex scenes, don't worry, it's far more than that. I don't mind sex scenes personally, but these hit none of my interests and were incredibly off-putting. With any other story I would have stopped reading, but it had been wonderful otherwise so I pushed forward anyways. I'm glad I did. (The scenes vastly decrease over time after meeting Keira, so stick with it!)

I kept reading and reading, finding more chapters than I had imagined. I reached the end a month ago, and now I'm waiting every day for another notification on my RSS feed about another chapter. (Keep in mind it is the only thing on my RSS feed at all.) Some scenes are so powerful, so impactful, so descriptive, that they keep replaying again and again in my mind about how it would all look if it were animated.

The world is vibrant and detailed, the politics of Gods fresh and interesting.

If you haven't yet, give it a chance. Join Himmel on his adventure, and what follows. It starts out pretty good, and gets MUCH better.

aldrinkhan
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All-in-one Treasure Box

Humor, originality, creativity, action, gore, sex, all in one superb work.

I personally would like less information regarding the sex (don't let this deter conservative readers) since it is not my cup of tea.

Also, for those who dislike complicated wimpy MCs, all-brawn MCs, emo MCs... you could ask nothing more on this one.

I like most characters, protagonist, villains and extra alike.

Overall - 4.5 stars

Style - 5 stars

Story - 4 stars (I mentioned my quirk on too much sex scenes)

Grammar - 5 stars

Character - 5 stars (I'd give more than 5 if I could)

Saraudia Liu
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The MC is... interesting

Reviewed at: Eat And Grow 2

He’s. A. Freaking. Treasure. Chest.      

I want to dissect him

 

-Raven Scholar

Alyndiar
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This is really not what it looks like ;)

Wow! Just Wow! This is a good story that camouflages as a raunchy story... Or is it the other way around? Who cares !? 

Just Read This Right Now and get ready to laugh your heart out (and your stomach, your brain and your eyes...)

If the sexual content bothers you, it's rather easy to glance over, but some of it makes for some of the best jokes in there...

Cornan
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I need this story to go on forever. It's my favorite story of all time. I love fantasy world builders and this one is by far my favorite. Honestly cant wait to see more. There's been multiple times that I was absolutely rolling with laughter. Great read. Worth the 5000 pages between this and the side story. 

BoxxysBiggestFan
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Tons of fun if you can cope with the sexuality, which really lessens the further in you get.

It's just fascinating to follow a protagonist who doesn't cater to conventional morality at all.

whoever
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Very nice. But make sure you can ignore the gore before reading.

This is for the most parts one of the gems of this site. The story is about a newly spawned lesser mimic (which in this story are always chest-formed) and its adventures.

The strong side of this story is getting a very realistic feeling point of view of this type of monster, showing us the world from the view of a mimic.

The difference in the views of a simple monster compared to more knowledgable characters (which mostly mirror the expectations of the reader to an LitRPG world) and the resulting misunderstandings make this a well done comedy.

Unlikely many bad LitRPG¹ the mechanics of the world are nicely introduced to the reader by the MC (main chest^H^H^Haracter) learning them, so none of the often seen info dumps.

While there are not that many characters and those are quite one-dimensional, that's the whole point of the story (and even then there is much more character depth and character development than in most other RRL stories).

A big negative point of this story is that the sex scenes are also too much 'in character' so what one might actually realistically expect from daemons, but if you have problems filtering out extremly disgusting scenes when reading (rape, new offrices, she-males,...), it might be better to not read this story. Even if that sadly means you'll miss one of the best commedies available on RRL.

 

¹ LitRPG means literature about actions in a computer RPG game or (as in this case) a world behaving like a computer RPG game in some respect (especially the existance of stats). (Has nothing to do with role playing, just like computer RPG games).

teijika
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I have no words. You are an actual God of Mischief.

alan lanster
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At first when you see the cover picture and the title and then the sypnosis about an adventurer, you are probably gonna think that it is one of those harem novel which is pretty much no brainer after reading the sypnosis, I thought that too. I came here seeing all those but still read because I didn't have any other thing to read and didn't have much hope for this apparently harem novel. But, then when I read the prologue, I got confused about the apparent MC getting eaten. I thought that it is one of those novels that the MC gets a major powerups after surviving a disaster?  But after I read the next chapter, I almost died laughing too hard.

Deathlord876
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Great Novel To Read For A Quick Laugh

The story is great and the characters are extremely funny.  Just don't let the title fool you.  It one of the best novels involving non-human MC's.