Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
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Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
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Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
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Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
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Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
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Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
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Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
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Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
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Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
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Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
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rafeling
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I hate pornographic story's so I kept skipping this one,  but eventually I got curious about it's high rating an decided to check out the first chapter. you fucking troll. tongue-out

Lord Joyde
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I was sent here by one of my own readers who told me this story fits a criteria alike to my own when it comes to Sheer Insanity.

I was skeptical at first, but I've been proven wrong! :D

And now, ahem, let's give it a stellar review!

Style - Dances around the first and third person, making me think of it being narrated by Morgan Freeman for whatever reason. Which is a good thing, yeah!

Grammar - I didn't find a single mistake. No improper word usage, no spelling errors, nothing. All stars!

Story - While I would've loved it more if the author decided not to place that last "Blue Screen" of the very first chapter in order to further confuse the reader and eventually result in joyous realizations, the story has surpassed my expectations in every other way possible!

Character - I iz riturd box wit teeth. Ah, I klld sumtingz, I can speak now.

(I think the character is awesome :D)

Eyez11
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Title lured me in.

Prologue trapped me.

Escaped by reading all the chapters.

Bravo. '-' Slow claps

Neydomus
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i am willingly trapped, ok?

fist you see the girl, then the title, and then the yellow "Warning" about sexual content.

doesnt take a genius to understand what this fiction is all about right? 

well you would be wrong then.

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a splendid trap, to ensnare the readers.

then the perfect storytelling will simply not let you go.

*clap clap clap* 

im ashamed for getting caught so easily, but i dont regret it!

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Style - definetely 5* its one of the best ive seen, and while my memory isnt all that good, i still remember the best ones.

 

Story - not much yet, but you can see its heading in a good direction, so ill keep it at 5* since i like it.

 

Grammar - good, normally a 4*, but considering where we are reading this, ill give it a solid 5*

 

Character - ... i have no words to describe how amazing the MC is, so ill just plop a 5*

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now on to the bad things... yes, amazingly there are bad things:

1. There is a "Harem" tag, it honestly disturbs me, not to mention his brother "Secret Identity" tag, and you can sorta see where it will be going. Hopefully not to shittyvile.

thats it really, and if you actually read everything i just typed, then you get a cookie.

admira
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I was hesitant to read this at first, because of the title and description. I thought, 'Oh, not one of those." But it was reasonably popular, so I wanted to see how the grammar was. I decided to take a peek at the interlude...

...and I was floored. Just to be sure, I read the next chapter. And then I went back to the very first chapter and read them all.

Seriously, what a beautiful trap. It really tickles my inner devious bastard. My only worry is that others who share my tastes might miss out--but then again, it might be worth it with the number of poor fools who get sucked in by the misdirection.

 

To the author:

I especially like how you manage to keep a sense of distance between the main character and others, without giving into the temptation of making him too "normal" (by normal human standards) too quickly. Slow and steady wins the character development race.

I found this to be comparable to The Iron Teeth in enjoyment factor (as far as my preferences go, at least). I'm looking forward to future updates.

adrixshadow
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It's like Re:Monster but actually good.

Mirikon
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Duh duh duh duh duh... I'm Loving it!

Starting with the title and synopsis, you're expecting some vaguely sexytimes kind of story, perhaps like DanMachi or Origin A.R.S. And you would be wrong. What you do find, however, is a clever comedy that looks like it can go places.

 

Style - The style is simple, but effective. The author isn't trying to do anything too complicated, but the simple style allows the humor to come through easily.

 

Story - Most stories where they try and reverse the script on the LitRPG genre and tell things not from the adventurer POV, they either go with the 'sentient dungeon' route, which does nothing for me, or layer up on the drama and talk about how this monster has such trials and tribulations and so on. This is not that kind of story, and it is like a glass of cool water on a hot day because of it.

 

Grammar - Nothing to say here. Any spelling or grammar errors are minor enough that they amount to stylistic things or attempts to inject accents into the writing, like when a Southerner says "Y'all."

 

Characters - The MC is a fairly unique character, and I think we're going to get some good development out of it, but so far the main characterization is given over to the 'adventurer of the week'.

Jade Dragon
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Ok, this is easily a "tale of two stories", on one hand the author has shown off some amazing talent and really woven together an interesting LitRPG story (much harder then it seems folks, as most of the LitRPG stories out there are painful to ready).  I actually loved the first 10 chapters or so of this story.

My problems with it showed up later.  Later whole chapters are devoted to scenes which if animated or drawn would definitely be considered hentai.  Now one of my big problems with LitRPG is how the quest for levels and status boxes seem to overshadow pretty much any plot development and take all the momentum in the story.  This is not a problem in this book.  Instead we get chapters and chapters piled on top of chapters of hard core sex and or boarder line to outright hentai style rape, with some light plot poking its way out from time to time.  Now I'm no prude, I'm able to read raunchy sexual stories just fine.  I'm even able to write them if I have to.  But I do have a problem with it when it damages the plot and flow of the story.  

Sometimes you just got to keep some of it happening off screen in the interest of the plot.

OVERALL: 4.0/5.0 – I had to take off a whole star thanks to how much the sex overwhelms the rest of the story at time (long stretches even).  That said, this author has a great sense of humor, and is writing a very creative and fun story. 

STYLE: 4.5/5.0 – this is written in the 3rd person and occasionally a 1st person view.  Overall it flows smoothly, no real issues; The author is a strong technical writer.

GRAMMAR: 5.0/5.0 – good use of the English language, strong vocabulary, the structure of the writing is simple, but overall this is a well written story.

STORY: 2.5/5.0 – there is little to no discernable plot for large swaths of the story as the MC blithely powerlevels and we get a bunch of sex on screen.  When the story breaks away from powerleveling (always the weakest point of a LitRPG story) and all the eros, an interested plot usually takes shape that can hold the reader’s attention (as evidence the assault on the dungeon arc, or the recent arc starting with the electric cage).  However outside of those brief story arcs I found myself skipping chapters of walls of text describing one lewd sexual act after another, or some mind-numbing grinding.  Sometimes it’s just better to do a time skip or three.

CHARACTER: 5.0/5.0 – Overall the characters are what kept me coming back, not the plot, but the characters, as I found myself rather interested in the story about the MC, and a number of the small side stories about other characters as well. 

scro
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The story is pretty good.  Humor, violence, LitRPG elements, sex, adventure.  The title is a pun the MC's specie - an animated carnivorous treasure chest (which is also the basis of in-story puns and misunderstandings), though a significant portion of the cast does actually have large breasts.  Writing quality is well above average for this site.  

The MC's basic nature is accurately sumarized by the author as "a toddler with a gun".  The main thrust of the story is the MC's quest to fulfill its desires for food, power, and shiny things, made humorous by the MC's stupidity, ignorance, warped perspective, and peculiar luck.  

A word of caution: There is sex and general sexual themes despite the MC being essentially sexless.  Kinks are numerous and include socially unacceptable / illlegal activities (vore, tentacles, rape, futa, snuff, etc), and are usually expressed humorously and/or light-heartedly.  If that combination is likely to offend / scar you then avoid it.  The same applies to the non-sexual portions of the story (for instance, the MC nuking a town of 8000 can be played for laughs), but no one minds that.  

ErgoPhobia
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Deranged, but amazing!

This story is not an ordinary mimic of a fantasy novel. It has such an ingenious albeit nefarious twist to its plot. The story had me trapped in a vicelike jaw of teeth and I couldn't tear myself away from reading it until I caught up to it's current chapter release.

 

This story is a hidden gem that I will vehemently argue to stand toe to toe with major literature works.

 

If you haven't read this yet, you are missing out. Simply put.

 

The only thing I will warn you about is there are some perverse and twisted parts to the story. Which literally ends up becoming a longstanding joke. You might argue it's a tasteles thing but then again you might argue it's quite tasty.