Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original COMPLETED Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
Science!!! 3 ago
Science!!! 4 ago
Science!!! 5 ago
Science!!! 6 ago
Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
Unleashed 5 ago
Unleashed 6 ago
Unleashed 7 ago
Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
Upheaval 5 ago
Upheaval 6 ago
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Upheaval 8 ago
Upheaval 9 ago
Upheaval 10 ago
Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
Services Rendered 3 ago
Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
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Services Rendered 9 ago
Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
Birds Of A Feather 5 ago
Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
Expanded Normality 2 ago
Expanded Normality 3 ago
Expanded Normality 4 ago
Expanded Normality 5 ago
Interlude - Off-Season ago
A Whole New World 1 ago
A Whole New World 2 ago
A Whole New World 3 ago
A Whole New World 4 ago
A Whole New World 5 ago
A Whole New World 6 ago
A Whole New World 7 ago
A Whole New World 8 ago
A Whole New World 9 ago
With Strings Cut 1 ago
With Strings Cut 2 ago
With Strings Cut 3 ago
With Strings Cut 4 ago
With Strings Cut 5 ago
Afterword and Q&A ago

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Zuzurlo
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Loved it and then hated it

I really liked it at the beginning. The MC had an awesome personality. His growth was awesome. Then he started summoning the Demons. When I had to vote if I liked sexual content I put yes without reservations. God I was mistaken (not that my vote meant something). I really didn't want to read a pornographic story. It was almost as if the Mimic became a secondary character and the main action was the one between his two demons. Also even though the mimic growth in strenght was smooth, it looked like the humans were just fodder even when they were the same level as him. 

BanXer
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I read about 115 chapters in the last few days and couldn't get myself to like the novel.

The characters are bland and there is no real story. The author goes too much into explaining the RPG elements and generally explains too much about rather irrelevant stuff. It is also quite slow (story wise).

The comedy isn't my cup of tea and on the adolescent side.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Overall, I just don't care about how the novel will progress and decided to stop reading for now. A bit of comedy and some perverted stuff aren't enough for me to keep reading right now.

xiaoxiaolav
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Was fun till the "edgy donut steel" type characters returned..

  • Edgy code names and characteristics
  • Author tries hard to make the readers like them
  • Beats the heroes by giving them idiot balls
  • Author then tries to justify the outcome next chapter
  • Will probably join with the heroes despite it being against the hero's character
  • MC level plot armor
  • Gets too much spotlight
  • Just won't die

Nothing saps the fun out of a story than these types of characters, she just really ruins the story for me..

ronrironin
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Started for the novelty...

...stayed for the world. It took a while for me to really and truly enjoy the story, but once Keira joined up it really took off for me. The strange nihilistic theme that runs throughout the story is also great comedy, everyone trying to find meaning behind Boxxy and always falling flat. The world is also surprisingly complex, my favorite part thus far the war.

I also have a thing for large chests, so, yeah *cough*

EDIT: I'm leaving the story as of Greater Heights, ever since Keira left the plotline it just doesn't feel the same. And it feels that way from the writer. He should have wrapped it up and moved onto another story.

Yuhao Lightning
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Good but Something's not right cant put it to word

To be honest I am not liking characters with have psychopath disposition, still this story is as good as it can be than other stories with similar qualities so I rated it highly. The story is solid 5 star perfect, while the grammar and character has some setbacks it is still highly rated. The said setbacks are; for grammar, some words are quite confusing and lack of diverse way of using words, I always see words that are not appropriate for the said implication and words that always repeating when using subjective explanation.

The problem in character are overly psychopath that has a capacity to be empathic to the ones close to it but chose not to, I don't know why, maybe plot, maybe bias. Well it can be argued that the MC has some care for its minions and those around it but it feels artificial if I put it in others words programmed/edited. The MC IMO should be adapted to its rank up and not to be stuck up in its primal and basic instinct but it clearly depicted in this story that it reverse, like putting the cart before the horse.

Well despite all those glaringly heretical words of review I say (for those fan gays keyboard warriors). I still score it highly because its well made and the story is exceptionally well and consistent in its nature.

ErgoPhobia
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Deranged, but amazing!

Reviewed at: Afterword and Q&A

Thisis not just an ordinary mimic of a fantasy novel. It has such an ingenious albeit nefarious twist to its plot. The story had me trapped in a vicelike jaw of teeth and I couldn't tear myself away until I reached its very end.

 

This story is a hidden gem that I will vehemently argue is able to stand toe to appendage with any other major hit on this site.

 

If you haven't read this yet, you are missing out. Simply put.

 

The only thing I will warn you about is there are some perverse and twisted parts to the story. Which literally ends up becoming a longstanding joke. You might argue it's a tasteless thing, but when you take into account who/what the main character of this story is.

You might find it quite tasty.

mcdeathcore
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Great start (dropped at chaos 6)

Great novel in the beginning and it does some things amazingly well.

1. I haven't seen such an uncaring and callous character done so well.

2. the demons are the most demonic that I have seen also. (most authors simply have the demons as one-sided baby eaters and stop at that)

3. The interesting magic system along with decent world building. (along with half decent descriptions)

4. an amusing sense of humor at the start of the novel. (which vanished once the girls arrived and in its place was sex scenes but whatever)

However I dropped it after the Mc became a puppet, plot armor kicked everything in the face with literal Deus ex machina, and tropes started coming out the ass. 

Give it a read and see if it's to your taste, but be warned it may not be to your taste sooner or later. 

JustToReview
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If you think gratuitous amounts of sex and violence are substitute for world building, character development and plot, this is the novel for you.

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

 

BoredBeyondBelief
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The author originally said that they wouldn't put much pornagraphic elements in, but about 10 chapters after theirs ecchi every chapter.Couldn't read eventually as it just got completely disinteresting, the main reason for my reading was the original mc so has no care for anything and is rather stupid but now the mc is some genuis mimic with bipolar syndrom and a harem full of retarded demons who masturbate in every paragraph they are mentioned.

Gigatony
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I will cry if it ever stop.

This is perfection.
This is like a drug in the form of written words that is given for free.
I always want more, it give me pleasure and the best of all is that i can't make an overdose and it doesn't get boring over time like most novel with the same length.

This shiny novel turned me into a absolute fanatic.