Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
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Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
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Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
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Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
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Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
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Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
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Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
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Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
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Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
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Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
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Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
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Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
The Mask Falls 2 ago
The Mask Falls 3 ago
The Mask Falls 4 ago
Interlude - A Day to Remember ago
Not a chapter - Going on break + Author Q&A Part 5: The Empire Strikes Back ago
Greater Heights 1 ago
Greater Heights 2 ago
Greater Heights 3 ago
Greater Heights 4 ago
Greater Heights 5 ago
Not a chapter - Volume 4, Announcements, and fanart ago
Greater Heights 6 ago
Greater Heights 7 ago
Interlude - The Echo of Lies ago
Expanded Normality 1 ago
Expanded Normality 2 ago
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JustToReview
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If you think gratuitous amounts of sex and violence are substitute for world building, character development and plot, this is the novel for you.

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

 

Dromak
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I usually don't like stories that give the villians side of things... but this one is very well done and if you think about it, he is not a villian.  The main character is just a monster being a monster. This story is fairly original (as in with the title I never expected it was about a mimic...) and well written.  It is definately now listed as one of my favorites!

The Hallow's eve Knightmare
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 By the Emperor's decre (Holy be his name) this is a sacred artifact from the age before his reign, His will has provided we NOT initiate exterminatus upon this.

 

AVE IMPERATOR!

 

 

 

(Story is good, expect some grimdark stuff, with just awesome comedy)

Yuzmi
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Forget the title and the synopsis, read the first chapter.

I read the title.... i think it's focused on the sexual content.

I read tags... i notice the "harem" tag.

I read the synopsis... i think it's another boring story with an OP MC and his harem.

I see the rating... i don't understand why it's rated so well.

I read the comments... i think i missed something.

Just in case, i read the first chapter................................. No regret.

Just read it, i don't want to spoil.

 

DarkD
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Great Concept From a Developing Author

Great concept, the beginning is definitely my favorite part of the series. After about 20 chapters or so the author starts including some weird elements to it. Including every sex fetish ecchi novel writers are too conservative to include in their own fictions.

The author is a pretty solid writer. He knows how to use dialog tags and exposition properly, which I can't say about a lot of authors.

My biggest flaw with his writing style is that the author uses casual vocabulary where it doesn't fit. He'll describe a mischievous smile as being a "shit-eating grin". This is fine in casual conversation, but you expect the narrator to have a more mature vocabulary and pulls you out of immersion when you see it being used so strangely.

Grammar is fine. I don't see a lot of errors very often. I don't pay close attention to punctuation, but I didn't notice any overt problems.

Story is hit and miss. The start was just brilliant. But as the author changes the setting, he starts including some very awkward story elements.

For one, he'll introduce certain characters that you KNOW are destined to be killed off or some other miserable fate simply because of the way they're treated. Then the author develops those characters and tries to make you care about them. This takes place over the next 20-50 chapters all the while the author regularly reminds you "she's destined to die." No, don't do that. I don't want to care about people I know are going to die. At least make the death a surprise and don't advertise it every other chapter.

Then we have the sex scenes... This series includes every form of sex you didn't want to read about. We have fisting, dickgirls, rape, S&M, tentacle sex. The series didn't start with it, but got added later on. Often entire chapters are dedicated to describing a fetishistic sex scene in loving detail. I wish the author just dropped that whole element to the series personally, but some people seem to like it in the comments. Whatever. I'm not taking marks off for it, I'm just informing you that it's there.

The characters are pretty good aside from the authors need to add a new extreme fetish with each new character.

The protagonist is a wonderfully unique character I will admit. Although I feel like his knowledge of the world advances just a bit quickly considering his age. Just because you have high 'int' doesn't mean you have worldly experience. As of the current chapters, the protagonist handles every situation like he's an expert on the matter. I could leave it alone if the author skipped over more time, but it's a pretty ridiculous development speed.

Lord of a Thousand Blades
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More then meets the eye but less then it should be

(*spoilers beware)

 

 

Boxy t morning wood, 

an interesting consept yes and if nothing else i would advise you read the first ten or so chapters, up untell the destruction of that one town, the first one what ever it is/was called, up to that point we have a creature that is barely above average intellegence for a mimic, which is to say none. And so you get the interesting adventures of a monster in a lit-rpgish world that ironicaly fails to do in naritive what it does so well conseptually, subvert expectations: 

in the title we have a truth that is misunderstood, in the prolouge we have a chrushing of evpectations and from there on out, (sigh) it abandons this idea, which is sad, not to say this is not an enjoyable read (for it is) but simply that like alot of this book it had so many avenues but instead followed the one ahead of it. 

Its a story of logical concluseion to logical conclusion with the narrator injecting nations, people, and or orginisations that have been there for thousands of years to add more substinance, as though they were a baker adding flour when the mix started becoming to thin. Now there is no especial problem with this exept for when the baker never decided what to make, and I belive this baker (author) never really planed where it would go and so now we have a naritive with a world that is in fact changed to help or hinder the mc, and a road that is being buit to be built with no direction in sight. not to say the road is not gorgous, it simply glows with a style that makes this book a book you will never mistake for another, the grammer is good... not impecable but by no means the most heinous thing ive found on this sight, and the characters are infact interesting and have depth-ish (to argue a sucubi has character is impossible), but a book with a story that falls through... no matter the characters or other redemible traits, honestly im letting it off easy in my score because it has kept me entertained. Sadly, however, the plot is beyond lacking thus my 3 star rating over all and 2.25 in story

 

wohlzy
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This is just perfect

What can I say about this novel other than "It's perfect". Even the title is linked to the plot, attracting careless readers with a promise full of soft and bouncy things.

Open to know what I mean

Story about how the mc is born.

Random adventurer P.O.V

In the end, I'm glad I got trapped.

 

BloodedBroadAxe
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Initially i was deligthed that the title was a joke and this wasn't just some story with way too much focus on echi stuff. Then about 20-40 chapters in, the entire focus of the story shifted and suddenly everything was about sex... this made me both sad and ultimately unable to continue reading much futher :(

Mirikon
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Duh duh duh duh duh... I'm Loving it!

Starting with the title and synopsis, you're expecting some vaguely sexytimes kind of story, perhaps like DanMachi or Origin A.R.S. And you would be wrong. What you do find, however, is a clever comedy that looks like it can go places.

 

Style - The style is simple, but effective. The author isn't trying to do anything too complicated, but the simple style allows the humor to come through easily.

 

Story - Most stories where they try and reverse the script on the LitRPG genre and tell things not from the adventurer POV, they either go with the 'sentient dungeon' route, which does nothing for me, or layer up on the drama and talk about how this monster has such trials and tribulations and so on. This is not that kind of story, and it is like a glass of cool water on a hot day because of it.

 

Grammar - Nothing to say here. Any spelling or grammar errors are minor enough that they amount to stylistic things or attempts to inject accents into the writing, like when a Southerner says "Y'all."

 

Characters - The MC is a fairly unique character, and I think we're going to get some good development out of it, but so far the main characterization is given over to the 'adventurer of the week'.

complexity
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Too many disturbing sex scene

Early are really good i mean it fun and really keep me hook about pov shifting to adventure try to deal with the mc it really interesting

But what turn me off completely that i have to stop reading?

 

IT SEX SCENE Never imagine i has to say this becuase i always love harem genre sex scene are always welcome but this one IT NOT it really misleading tag it just his servant have party orgy brutal sex with each other it disgusting the longer i read i try to skip it but man you just keep bring this up over and over again so in the end i give up it just ruin the novel for me

 

When the mc start summon the first slut demon i feel really bad vibe from it and now this slutty just go and have sex with adventure i guess okay? maybe? but when his servant start to have orgy sex with each other ew i'm out