Everybody Loves Large Chests

by Exterminatus

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Satire Anti-Hero Lead Harem LitRPG Magic Non-Human lead Secret Identity
Warning This fiction contains:
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  • Sexual Content

Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on Amazon and Audible! Featuring lots of editorial love and a more enjoyable reading/listening experience!

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather’s trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level 5 in the dungeon called the ‘newbie zone’ and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time. A fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

This fiction is written, maintained and owned by Neven Iliev. It is also a participant of the WriTEr's pledge.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Prologue ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Forms 6 ago
Eat And Grow 1 ago
Eat And Grow 2 ago
Eat And Grow 3 ago
Eat And Grow 4 ago
Eat And Grow 5 ago
Eat And Grow 6 ago
Eat And Grow 7 ago
Eat And Grow 8 ago
Eat And Grow 9 ago
Interlude - A Cheap Drink ago
Urges 1 ago
Urges 2 ago
Urges 3 ago
Urges 4 ago
Urges 5 ago
Urges 6 ago
Urges 7 ago
Urges 8 ago
Urges 9 ago
Urges 10 ago
Interlude - A little fisting goes a long way ago
Not a chapter - Q&A ago
Science!!! 1 ago
Science!!! 2 ago
Science!!! 3 ago
Science!!! 4 ago
Science!!! 5 ago
Science!!! 6 ago
Science!!! 7 ago
Science!!! 8 ago
Interlude - Justice demands retribution ago
Gainful Employment 1 ago
Gainful Employment 2 ago
Gainful Employment 3 ago
Gainful Employment 4 ago
Gainful Employment 5 ago
Gainful Employment 6 ago
Gainful Employment 7 ago
Gainful Employment 8 ago
Gainful Employment 9 ago
Interlude - That nagging feeling ago
Chaos 1 ago
Uncertainty 2 ago
Instability 3 ago
Fluctuation 4 ago
Unpredictability 5 ago
Chaos 6 ago
Chance 7 ago
Unforeseen Consequences 8 ago
Coincidences 9 ago
Randomness 10 ago
Volatility 11 ago
Interlude - The Shadow of Death ago
Unleashed 1 ago
Unleashed 2 ago
Unleashed 3 ago
Unleashed 4 ago
Unleashed 5 ago
Unleashed 6 ago
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Unleashed 8 ago
Unleashed 9 ago
Core Values 1 ago
Core Values 2 ago
Core Values 3 ago
Core Values 4 ago
Core Values 5 ago
Core Values 6 ago
Interlude - A Neighborly Chat ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 1 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 2 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 3 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 4 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 5 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 6 ago
Death Comes In Many Shapes 7 ago
Interlude - An ASS out of U and ME ago
Moonlighting 1 ago
Moonlighting 2 ago
Moonlighting 3 ago
Moonlighting 4 ago
Moonlighting 5 ago
Moonlighting 6 ago
Moonlighting 7 ago
Moonlighting 8 ago
Interlude - Good news travels slowly. Bad news has wings. ago
All That Glitters 1 ago
All That Glitters 2 ago
All That Glitters 3 ago
All That Glitters 4 ago
All That Glitters 5 ago
All That Glitters 6 ago
All That Glitters 7 ago
All That Glitters 8 ago
All That Glitters 9 ago
Interlude - Stalking does not count as a long-distance relationship ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 1 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 2 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 3 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 4 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 5 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 6 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 7 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 8 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 9 ago
Veni, Vidi, Edi 10 ago
Those Who Are Right 1 ago
Those Who Are Right 2 ago
Those Who Are Right 3 ago
Those Who Are Right 4 ago
Those Who Are Right 5 ago
Those Who Are Right 6 ago
Those Who Are Right 7 ago
Interlude - Barking Up The Wrong Tree ago
Not a chapter - Q&A with the author ago
Snow Day (April Fools chapter) ago
Those Who Are Left 1 ago
Those Who Are Left 2 ago
Those Who Are Left 3 ago
Those Who Are Left 4 ago
Those Who Are Left 5 ago
Those Who Are Left 6 ago
Those Who Are Left 7 ago
Not a chapter - Skill Compendium ago
Those Who Are Left 8 ago
Those Who Are Left 9 ago
Those Who Are Left 10 ago
Interlude - Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times - a pattern. ago
Hypocrisy 1 ago
Duality 2 ago
Ambiguity 3 ago
Duplicity 4 ago
Mockery 5 ago
Fraud 6 ago
Facade 7 ago
Not a chapter - ELLC World Map ago
Ambiguity 8 ago
Plausible Deniability 9 ago
Omission 10 ago
Underhandedness 11 ago
Subversion 12 ago
Deception 13 ago
Hypocrisy 14 ago
Hypocrisy 15 ago
Interlude - Happy Thoughts ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery ago
A Hero's Burden 1 ago
A Hero's Burden 2 ago
A Hero's Burden 3 ago
A Hero's Burden 4 ago
A Hero's Burden 5 ago
A Hero's Burden 6 ago
A Hero's Burden 7 ago
A Hero's Burden 8 ago
A Hero's Burden 9 ago
A Hero's Burden 10 ago
Interlude - You Reap What You Sow ago
Upheaval 1 ago
Upheaval 2 ago
Upheaval 3 ago
Upheaval 4 ago
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Upheaval 8 ago
Upheaval 9 ago
Upheaval 10 ago
Upheaval 11 ago
Interlude - Another day at the office ago
Services Rendered 1 ago
Services Rendered 2 ago
Services Rendered 3 ago
Not a chapter - Q&A session ago
Services Rendered 4 ago
Services Rendered 5 ago
Not a chapter - A Mimic's hoard ago
Services Rendered 6 ago
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Services Rendered 9 ago
Interlude - House Call ago
Winter's Bite 1 ago
Winter's Bite 2 ago
Winter's Bite 3 ago
Winter's Bite 4 ago
Winter's Bite 5 ago
Winter's Bite 6 ago
Winter's Bite 7 ago
Winter's Bite 8 ago
Not a chapter - Art Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo ago
Winter's Bite 9 ago
Interlude - Professional Courtesy ago
Not a chapter - Best Girl Poll ago
Interlude - An Honest Review ago
Not a chapter - Kindle (re-) Release ago
Knowledge Is Power 1 ago
Knowledge Is Power 2 ago
Knowledge Is Power 3 ago
Knowledge Is Power 4 ago
Knowledge Is Power 5 ago
Knowledge Is Power 6 ago
Knowledge Is Power 7 ago
Knowledge Is Power 8 ago
Knowledge Is Power 9 ago
Knowledge Is Power 10 ago
Knowledge Is Power 11 ago
Interlude - Family Reunions Are Always Awkward ago
Year of the Chest 1 ago
Year of the Chest 2 ago
Year of the Chest 3 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ago
Year of the Chest 4 ½ ago
Year of the Chest 5 ago
Year of the Chest 6 ago
Year of the Chest 7 ago
Interlude - What Friends Are For ago
Mind Games 1 ago
Mind Games 2 ago
Mind Games 3 ago
Mind Games 4 ago
Mind Games 5 ago
Mind Games 6 ago
Interlude - Question Authority ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Birthdays ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Loose Ends ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Blood Money ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Nightmares ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Problems and Solutions ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Forward Thinking ago
Not a Chapter - Amazon book stuff ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Fun & Games ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Stress Kills ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Lemons ago
Life, Luck, and Lemonade - Of Plants and Plots ago
Green Tide 1 ago
Green Tide 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Announcement + Q&A with the author ago
Green Tide 3 ago
Green Tide 4 ago
Green Tide 5 ago
Green Tide 6 ago
Green Tide 7 ago
Interlude - Another Satisfied Customer ago
Birds Of A Feather 1 ago
Birds Of A Feather 2 ago
Birds Of A Feather 3 ago
Birds Of A Feather 4 ago
Birds Of A Feather 5 ago
Birds Of A Feather 6 ago
Birds Of A Feather 7 ago
Birds Of A Feather 8 ago
Interlude - Fish Out of Water ago
Questionable Origins 1 ago
Questionable Origins 2 ago
Questionable Origins 3 ago
Not a Chapter - Fanart Dump ago
Questionable Origins 4 ago
Questionable Origins 5 ago
Questionable Origins 6 ago
Questionable Origins 7 ago
Questionable Origins 8 ago
Questionable Origins 9 ago
Questionable Origins 10 ago
Questionable Origins 11 ago
Interlude - Greed Is Good ago
Not a Chapter - Best Girl Poll 2 ago
Cloak and Dagger 1 ago
Cloak and Dagger 2 ago
Not a Chapter - Few Small Announcements ago
Cloak and Dagger 3 ago
Cloak and Dagger 4 ago
Cloak and Dagger 5 ago
Cloak and Dagger 6 ago
Interlude - Money Talks ago
Connections 1 ago
Connections 2 ago
Connections 3 ago
Connections 4 ago
Connections 5 ago
Connections 6 ago
Connections 7 ago
Connections 8 ago
Interlude - Guardian Angel ago
Not a Chapter - New Art ago
Legacy 1 ago
Legacy 2 ago
Not a Chapter - ELLC Volume 3 is now live on Kindle ago
Legacy 3 ago
Legacy 4 ago
Legacy 5 ago
Legacy 6 ago
Legacy 7 ago
Legacy 8 ago
Interlude - Thicker Than Water ago
What Lies Below 1 ago
What Lies Below 2 ago
What Lies Below 3 ago
What Lies Below 4 ago
Not a chapter - Season's Greetings ago
What Lies Below 5 ago
What Lies Below 6 ago
What Lies Below 7 ago
What Lies Below 8 ago
Interlude - Business As Usual ago
Interlude - Rule of Threes ago
The Mask Falls 1 ago
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issacweirdo
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I tried really hard to like this piece of fiction. The beginning was great, I totally thought it was going to be about large boobs and was taken in for a nice surprise when I was shown to be wrong. It also showed a level-up system from the POV of a monster, something I always enjoy. How it goes from a dumb monster to a slightly smarter monster was entertaining to read. The skill system and progression as a whole was nice, there was some luck thrown in but otherwise nothing seemed too OP and out of place.

What ruined it for me was the constant sex and abuse (and where it seems like this is devolving to another harem story). I'm going to try avoid spoiling it as much as possible, I'll use a spoiler tag just in case.

Spoiler: Spoiler

In summary? This had a lot of potential. And the author blew it for cheap fan service and potentially personal satisfaction I won't speculate about. It went from an interesting read to something that belongs in the shoddy erotic fiction section of a fanfiction site. I wish the summary could have been more honest so that I didn't waste my time.

 

Dromak
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I usually don't like stories that give the villians side of things... but this one is very well done and if you think about it, he is not a villian.  The main character is just a monster being a monster. This story is fairly original (as in with the title I never expected it was about a mimic...) and well written.  It is definately now listed as one of my favorites!

BloodedBroadAxe
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Initially i was deligthed that the title was a joke and this wasn't just some story with way too much focus on echi stuff. Then about 20-40 chapters in, the entire focus of the story shifted and suddenly everything was about sex... this made me both sad and ultimately unable to continue reading much futher :(

Volos
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As of Gainful Employment 6:

A fun, light hearted, albeit juvenile story that knows to not take itself too seriously.  I was on the fence as to whether or not I should continue this story until the Gainful Employment arc.  That convinced me to stay, and I’m glad I did.

Grammar is better than most on the site, but not perfect.  Main character makes a wonderful antihero, and is by fair the star attraction to the work.  After all, everyone enjoys big chests.  That said, I'm impressed with the development of the side characters in the current arc.

I don't really like all the trans-demon porn scenes, and for the most part skip overthem.  I wouldn't continue on the story if it wasn't easy to do so.  Some of the sex scenes were well done, but most of them were lacking, and an overall distraction to the quality sections of the work.

ErgoPhobia
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Deranged, but amazing!

This story is not an ordinary mimic of a fantasy novel. It has such an ingenious albeit nefarious twist to its plot. The story had me trapped in a vicelike jaw of teeth and I couldn't tear myself away from reading it until I caught up to it's current chapter release.

 

This story is a hidden gem that I will vehemently argue to stand toe to toe with major literature works.

 

If you haven't read this yet, you are missing out. Simply put.

 

The only thing I will warn you about is there are some perverse and twisted parts to the story. Which literally ends up becoming a longstanding joke. You might argue it's a tasteles thing but then again you might argue it's quite tasty.

Yuzmi
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Forget the title and the synopsis, read the first chapter.

I read the title.... i think it's focused on the sexual content.

I read tags... i notice the "harem" tag.

I read the synopsis... i think it's another boring story with an OP MC and his harem.

I see the rating... i don't understand why it's rated so well.

I read the comments... i think i missed something.

Just in case, i read the first chapter................................. No regret.

Just read it, i don't want to spoil.

 

Stonehe4rt
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This story had potential. It had a witty and hilarious start, a real hook line and sinker. However... As the story progressed it took a very sudden turn into becoming an "erotic" novel... Not even a normal erotic novel, the "erotic" scenes included gore and rapish tendencies. While dark and "erotic" things like this may draw the majority for whatever weird "fanservice" that this is... to me, it killed the story.

 

It is gross. That is really all you need to know bout this novel.

complexity
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Too many disturbing sex scene

Early are really good i mean it fun and really keep me hook about pov shifting to adventure try to deal with the mc it really interesting

But what turn me off completely that i have to stop reading?

 

IT SEX SCENE Never imagine i has to say this becuase i always love harem genre sex scene are always welcome but this one IT NOT it really misleading tag it just his servant have party orgy brutal sex with each other it disgusting the longer i read i try to skip it but man you just keep bring this up over and over again so in the end i give up it just ruin the novel for me

 

When the mc start summon the first slut demon i feel really bad vibe from it and now this slutty just go and have sex with adventure i guess okay? maybe? but when his servant start to have orgy sex with each other ew i'm out

scro
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The story is pretty good.  Humor, violence, LitRPG elements, sex, adventure.  The title is a pun the MC's specie - an animated carnivorous treasure chest (which is also the basis of in-story puns and misunderstandings), though a significant portion of the cast does actually have large breasts.  Writing quality is well above average for this site.  

The MC's basic nature is accurately sumarized by the author as "a toddler with a gun".  The main thrust of the story is the MC's quest to fulfill its desires for food, power, and shiny things, made humorous by the MC's stupidity, ignorance, warped perspective, and peculiar luck.  

A word of caution: There is sex and general sexual themes despite the MC being essentially sexless.  Kinks are numerous and include socially unacceptable / illlegal activities (vore, tentacles, rape, futa, snuff, etc), and are usually expressed humorously and/or light-heartedly.  If that combination is likely to offend / scar you then avoid it.  The same applies to the non-sexual portions of the story (for instance, the MC nuking a town of 8000 can be played for laughs), but no one minds that.  

The Hallow's eve Knightmare
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 By the Emperor's decre (Holy be his name) this is a sacred artifact from the age before his reign, His will has provided we NOT initiate exterminatus upon this.

 

AVE IMPERATOR!

 

 

 

(Story is good, expect some grimdark stuff, with just awesome comedy)