Howdy folks, have two quick announcements to make. First of all, the first volume of Everybody Loves Large Chests is now available on paperback.

The second is that volume 2, titled Fizzlesprocket, is now live on Kindle, with audio and paperback version to be released within 1-2 weeks. This installment covers the events of the story starting with the Science!!! arc and going all the way up to the first meeting with Brunhilda, the Goddess of RNG during chapter Chaos 6 on this site. Many of the sex scenes have been toned down significantly, with one or two removed entirely. To compensate, I've added some extra bits including, but not limited to, Boxxy giving Fizzy a shoulder ride and having an extra conversation with Carl. A lot of the dialogue has also been fleshed out to sneak in some more jokes and characterization. And that's not even counting the various spelling, grammar and consistency problems that were pointed out by my editor.


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ultragunner @ultragunner ago

Woot congrats on the edits. Good luck out there, the world of authors is a dark and dangerous place.


anshusr @anshusr ago

Nice reviews youve got in amazon

HappyHavak @HappyHavak ago

Gotta go buy this now. Later.

CashireCat @CashireCat ago

Less sex?....

How should Snack stay in place like that?

Windborne @Windborne ago

Congratulations! Any ETA on the audiobook version? I really enjoyed the first one.

flssdd @flssdd ago

Some day I'll come to you with the whole collection for personal signing an autograph. Till then I hope there are gonna be enough books that I wouldn't be able to carry them alone. Keep up the good work.