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A note from Exterminatus

Here is a slightly condensed version of Boxxy's list. I made this up on the spur of the moment, and I will not be keeping track of it, nor will I be updating it. Still, it should be a fun little thing, so have fun with it.

Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Divine Piece (Empire) A huge coin of pure mithril, stamped with the image of the Goddess Teresa on one side and a gryphon crest on the other. 8 4 500 2000
King Piece (Empire) A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the founding Emperor on one side and a gryphon crest on the other. 5 85 50 4250
Duke Piece (Empire) A golden coin stamped with the profile of some bearded guy on one side and a gryphon crest on the other. 5 253 20 5060
Knight Piece (Empire) A small golden coin stamped with the profile of a knight in full armor on one side and a gryphon crest on the other. Subpar gold purity. 5 1942 5 9710
Serf Piece (Empire) A tiny golden coin stamped with a shield crest on both sides. Low gold purity. 4 520 1 520
Divine Piece (Republic) A huge coin of pure mithril, stamped with the image of the Goddess Nyrie on one side and the image of a tree on the other. 8 12 500 6000
King Piece (Republic) A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the first Exarch on one side and the image of a tree on the other. 5 204 50 10200
Duke Piece (Republic) A golden coin stamped with the image of the last ruler of the Elven Dominion on one side and the image of a tree on the other. 5 387 20 7740
Knight Piece (Republic) A small golden coin stamped with a wolf's head on one side and the image of a tree on the other. Subpar gold purity. 5 2859 5 14295
Serf Piece (Republic) A tiny golden coin stamped with a leaf shape on both sides. Low gold purity. 4 1235 1 1235
Counterfeit King Piece (Republic) A large golden coin stamped with the profile of the first Exarch on one side and the image of a tree on the other. Criminally low gold purity. 4 34 21 714
King Piece (Kingdom) A large golden coin stamped with a crown on one side and a crossed waraxe and hammer on the other. 5 150 50 7500
Duke Piece (Kingdom) A golden coin stamped with a tower on one side and a crossed waraxe and hammer on the other. 5 125 20 2500
King Piece (Ancient) A large golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it. 4 18 230 4140
Duke Piece (Ancient) A golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it. 4 3 100 300
Serf Piece (Ancient) A tiny golden coin that has been weathered by time, making it impossible to tell what was originally engraved on it. Higher gold purity than modern Serf pieces. 3 214 25 5350
Iron Piece (Ancient) A heavy hexagonal coin believed to be of ancient dwarven make. Heavily rusted. 0 12 112 1344
Blank Coin A golden coin that is completely smooth on both sides, obtained as a result of a random Chaotic Disposition effect. 7 841 18 15138
Coins (Total)     8894   97996
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Mysterious Pink Gem A square cut pink gem that absorbs magic like a sponge. Bequeathed to Keira by Faehorn. Origin and purpose unknown. 10 1 N/A N/A
Ruby (Princess Cut) A brilliant red gemstone with a square shape. 7 3 350 1050
Ruby (Oval Cut) A brilliant red gemstone with a round, elongated shape. 8 5 320 1600
Ruby (Emerald Cut) A brilliant red gemstone with a rectangular, elongated shape. 8 2 500 1000
Ruby (Heart Cut) A brilliant red gemstone in the shape of a romantic heart. 7 4 480 1920
Ruby (Heart? Cut) A brilliant red gemstone in the rough shape of an actual, anatomically correct heart. I'm not very good at working with gems so it came out looking scratched up and a bit cracked. Tasty shape though. 6 1 200 200
Ruby (Uncut) Raw, unprocessed gems that haven't had the honor of being transformed into treasure by a jeweler. 4 7 160 1120
Emerald (Emerald Cut) A brilliant green gemstone with a rectangular, elongated shape. 7 5 465 2325
Emerald (Round Cut) A brilliant green gemstone with a circular shape. 7 7 280 1960
Emerald (Oval Cut) A brilliant green gemstone with a round, elongated shape. 6 2 300 600
Sapphire (Trillion Cut) A billiant blue gemstone with a triangular shape. 8 1 300 300
Sapphire (Pear Cut) A brilliant blue gemstone with a pear shape. 6 4 325 1300
Sapphire (Uncut) Raw, unprocessed gems that haven't had the honor of being transformed into treasure by a jeweler. 5 2 200 400
Diamond (Asscher Cut) A brilliant translucent gemstone with a regular octagon shape. 10 3 500 1500
Diamond (Pear Cut) A brilliant translucent gemstone with a pear shape. 9 1 740 740
Black Pearl An ominous black gem, perfectly round and smooth. 7 6 450 2700
Midnight Ruby (Emerald Cut) A magical red gemstone that glows with an inner light. It has an elongated rectangular shape. Intended for magic item crafting. 9 1 650 650
Midnight Ruby (Uncut) A magical red gemstone that glows with an inner light. It hasn't been cut, faceted, or polished yet. Useable as an alchemical ingredient. 3 1 825 825
Star Sapphire (Uncut) A magical blue gemstone that glows with an inner light. It hasn't been cut, faceted, or polished yet. Useable as an alchemical ingredient. Very rare. 5 1 1300 1300
Rainbow Emerald (Pear Cut) A magical multi-colored gemstone that glows with an inner light. It has a pear shape. Intended for magic item crafting. 10 3 960 2880
Pure Pearl A magical white gemstone that glows with a serene, soothing light. It is perfectly round and smooth. Useable as alchemical ingrredient. 8 2 800 1600
Common gems A collection of peridots, opals, citrines, garnets, and other shiny stones of lesser value 5 51 50~215 6206
Gems (Total)     113   32176
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Decorative dinner plate Porcelain dishes with a glossy finish and painted with various flowers. 3 23 17 391
Silver cutlery Spoons, knives and forks made from silver. Intended for official dinner parties rather than everyday use. 4 34 22 748
Gold cutlery Spoons, knives and forks made from gold. Intended for predominantly decorative purposes. 6 7 120 840
Steel tea kettle Ordinary cooking utensil that has been polished to a mirror-like finish. 5 19 15 285
Silver-plated tea set Consists of one kettle, 4 cups, 4 saucers, and 4 tiny spoons. All of them have been decorated with vine-like carvings. The craftsmanship is exquisite. 5 1 250 250
Tableware (Total)     84   2514
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Moonstone ring A brass ring with a milky-white gemstone. 5 2 215 430
Diamond ring A luxurious golden band faceted with a small, heart-cut diamond. 7 1 725 725
Jeweled tiara An elegant silver headband adorned with a single ruby and four amethysts. 9 1 415 415
Gold ring A simple golden band with no gemstones. 6 12 110 1320
Sapphire earring A golden earring studded with a single blue gem. 9 4 560 2240
Amethyst necklace A silver necklace decorated with amethysts. 6 2 210 420
Plain silver jewelry A collection of decorative rings, earrings, pins, broches, and cufflinks made of silver. No gems or engravings of any description. 3 37 10~30 444
Jewelry (Total)     59   5994
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Medium Mithril Ingot A block of pure mithril weighing 500 grams. 9 5 1500 7500
Large Gold Ingot A block of pure gold weighing 1 kilogram. 8 2 1800 3600
Small Gold Ingot A block of pure gold weighing 200 grams. 8 6 400 2400
Large Silver Ingot A block of pure silver weighing 1 kilogram. 5 4 220 880
Medium Silver Ingot A block of pure silver weighing 500 grams. 5 2 110 220
Small Silver Ingot A block of pure silver weighing 200 grams. 5 2 45 90
Large Steel Ingot A block of weapons-grade steel weighing 1 kilogram. 1 14 190 2660
Large Brass Ingot A block of weapons-grade brass weighing 1 kilogram. 3 7 120 840
Large Bronze Ingot A block of weapons-grade bronze weighing 1 kilogram. 0 2 165 330
Large Copper Ingot A block of industrial-grade copper weighing 500 grams. 0 5 75 375
Artificer Components A collection of springs, sprockets, panels, powders and widgets necessary for creating various gadgets, gizmos, and bombs. 0 450 5~40 6240
Raw materials (Total)     499   25135
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Feathersting A Masterwork-quality mithril rapier with jewels decorating the handle. Enchanted with self-repair, increased durability and added sharpness. 11 1 1500 1500
Voidcaller An ominous-looking staff with a horned four-eyed skull ornament on one end and a large red gem on the other. An Artifact infused with demonic essence. 2 1 100000 100000
Profanus Gloria A cursed golden goblet created by a demonic ritual. Anyone who drinks of its contents will have their bones turned to gold. Violates the Taboo of Goroth. 10 1 2700 2700
Elder Dryad's Authority A perfectly smooth sphere of highly transparent orange amber with a 7 petaled pink flower encased inside. Bathes the user in the magical 'scent' of an elder dryad. 7 4 5000 20000
Ring of Mass Reduction A plain-looking iron ring that reduces the wearer's mass. 0 1 260 260
Ring of Weight Reduction A plain-looking iron ring that reduces the wearer's weight. 0 1 300 300
Ring of Lightning Resistance A plain-looking iron ring that renders the wearer more resistant against lightning and electrical attacks. 0 1 210 210
Ring of Lion's Courage A gold ring with a red gem that increases the wearer's resistance to fear and panic effects. 6 2 260 520
Ring of Intelligence A magic silver ring that increases the wearer's INT. 3 3 150 450
Ring of Agility A magic silver ring that increases the wearer's AGI. 3 1 120 120
Ring of the Boar A magic silver ring with a blue gemstone that increases the wearer's STR and END in equal measure. 3 6 200 1200
Ring of the Bear A magic silver ring with a blue gemstone that increases the wearer's STR and END to a greater degree. 3 2 630 1260
Steel Dagger of Frost A plain-looking dagger enchanted with the essence of ice. Its magical charge has faded and needs to be replenished. 0 1 140 140
Fork of Truth A soup spoon made out of mithril and enchanted with self-cleaning and self-repair. Holding it causes the wielder to become inexplicably angry. Origin and purpose unknown. 9 1 300 300
Boots of Travel A pair of heavy-duty leather boots enchanted to reduce stamina consumption and slightly boost movement speed. Mandatory gear for long treks in the wilderness. 0 19 250 4750
Greatsword of Cleaving A steel blade meant to be used with two hands. Enchanted with increased durability and/or superb sharpness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 1 15 220 3300
Shortsword of Cleaving A steel blade meant to be used in conjunction with a shield. Enchanted with increased durability and/or superb sharpness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 1 23 180 4140
Soldier's Plate Armor A set of heavy metal armor with fur padding. Enchanted with increased toughness, reduced weight, reduced stamina consumption and increased END. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 0 3 930 2790
Staff of Channeling 180cm tall carved oaken staff studded with silver. Raises INT and Spell damage. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 0 5 180 900
Steelheart Greatshield A steel shield large enough for a man to hide behind it in a crouching position. Enchanted with increased durability and toughness. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 1 18 245 4410
Conjurer's Robe A blue woolen robe. Wearing it improves MP recovery and slightly reduces the cost of Spells and Skills. Standard-issue Imperial army equipment. 0 2 650 1300
Teresa's Charge A breastplate made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer's END and fire resistance. 4 1 820 820
Teresa's Left A left-handed gauntlet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer's AGI and INT. 4 1 280 280
Teresa's Right A right-handed gauntlet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer's STR and WIS. 4 1 270 270
Teresa's Rush A set of leg plates made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also raises the wearer's HP recovery and resistance to all magic. 4 1 650 650
Teresa's Guise A helmet made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also increases the wearer's MP recovery and provides night vision. 4 1 350 350
Teresa's Path A pair of greaves made out of a mithril alloy and adorned with religious symbols. Enchanted with increased durability. Also greatly reduces the wearer's stamina consumption. 4 1 600 600
Magic Items (Total)     117   153520
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Healing Potion Instantly heals open wounds and restores HP. Comes in several variants. Low-to-medium toxicity. 0 36 30~250 5400
Mana Potion Instantly invigorates the mind and restores MP. Comes in several variants. Low-to-medium toxicity. 0 20 50~300 3700
Rejuvenation Potion Restores all HP over the course of 3 seconds. Can regrow lost limbs. Reduces lifespan. Very high toxicity. 1 12 700 8400
Clarity Potion Quadruples MP recovery while out of combat. Very low toxicity. 0 4 80 320
All-purpose Antidote Attempts to purge poisons, toxins and other harmful substances out of the bloodstream. No toxicity. 0 10 90 900
Gillsprout Elixir Allows underwater breathing for 3 minutes. Low toxicity. 0 2 50 100
Keg of Thunderbrew Ale A wooden cask containing 30 liters of first-class dwarven-made ale. Said to be so strong every drink feels like a lightning bolt to the head. Extremely flammable. 0 5 700 3500
Bladeblossom A spring-loaded trap that when triggered fires numerous petal-like blades that shred soft targets to pieces. 1 2 20 40
Flashbang A handheld explosive device that discharges a flash of light bright enough to stun and/or temporarily blind anyone looking at it. 3 16 105 1680
Fragmentation grenade A handheld explosive device that sends metal shrapnel in all directions, shredding soft targets to pieces in the process. 2 41 80 3280
Incendiary grenade A handheld explosive device that covers an area in a highly flammable substance while simultaneously igniting it. 2 32 95 3040
Landmine An explosive trap that when triggered explodes into a geyser of shrapnel and flames. 2 7 120 840
Satchel Charge A bag filled to the brim with explosive powder. Detonates when exposed to an open flame. 3 85 200 17000
Consumable Items (Total)     272   48200
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
Fizzy The one and only. 15 1 Priceless N/A
Bolt of golden cloth A roll of white cloth with delicate golden thread woven into the silk. Excellent for wedding dresses, rituals, or as an alchemical reagent. 3 1 850 850
Gold tooth A golden tooth pulled out of some poor soul's jaw. The bloodstains have been lovingly cleaned up. 4 7 11 77
Mithril dirk A long thrusting dagger. This weapon was forged out of pure mithril by the dwarven smiths of Einharvel. It boasts superior sharpness and durability. 7 2 550 1100
Jar of Honeydew A glass container full of the addictive substance known as Honeydew. Illegal outside the Republic. Usable as an alchemical reagent. 6 8 350 2800
The King of Beasts A dragon statuette hewn out of a single block of alchemically synthesized False Diamond. It sparkles and glitters almost like the genuine article. The workmanship is exquisite. 10 1 459 459
Ceremonial Armor A set of gold-plated armor. Not much use in actual combat, and pretty gaudy overall. 8 1 2900 2900
Decorative scepter A brass scepter inlaid with platinum and polished to a mirror-like shine. Perfect for ordering people around and then bludgeoning them if they disobey. 5 1 470 470
Oaken Shortbow A mundane shortbow. Standard gear for rookie adventurers. 0 1 50 50
Chainmail Armor A mundane chainmail shirt. Standard gear for rookie adventurers. 0 1 70 70
Iron Bracer A metal plate strapped to the wrists. Can be used to deflect incoming attacks with some skill, but protection offered is quite minimal. 0 2 30 60
Golden Skeleton The skeleton of a homeless person turned to solid gold through the heretical powers of the Profanus Gloria. Weighs in at a staggering 283 kilograms and 752 grams. 9 1 510750 510750
Clothes A collection of mundane clothes procured through various means. Mainly used as disguises. 0 77 15~50 1920
Looted weaponry A collection of mundane weapons looted from the bodies of countless victims. 1 94 80~160 8936
Looted armor A collection of mundane armor looted from the bodies of countless victims. 1 31 50~200 2184
Misc items (Total)     229   532626
Item Description Shininess (out of 10) Count GP Value (each) GP Value (total)
All     10269   898161
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Deinos @Deinos ago

Thanks for the chapter!

Third!

gman
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gman @gman ago

It's Richards fork of truth!!!! Go LFG!

God's Hydra
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God's Hydra @God's Hydra ago

I liked that Fizzy and Feathersting were higher than 10. Would have thought the Pink (Space)Stone would have made it higher as well.

Belhambone @Belhambone ago

Really need a tastiness score on each item too!

fsb5 @fsb5 ago

The Fork of Truth would make Richard the Mistress of Magma (and the mayor of a nice town up the coast) proud. 

ImpossibleAbolutes @ImpossibleAbolutes ago

Boxxy could forge his own small country with that kinda cash.

And then destroy it.

xtremeloldude @xtremeloldude ago

wow that golden skeleton's price makes it worth violating that taboo