The Secret Cow Level
by ReshiMael
Oh my! You've found the cow level! This is supposed to be a quite secret. If you came here looking for something, you are close. Keep looking.
Have some beef stew and don't tell anyone where you found it.
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| Chapter Name | Release Date |
|---|---|
| THE SECRET COW LEVEL | ago |
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A Vision That Transcends Mortality
Ahet hem... seeing as how my first review was deleted(I see you Vocaloid), I shall create another.
Style
The unique style of the secret cow level is unparalled. Its unmatched usage of vibrance and contrast, all the while contained in a vivid and realistic landscape, is absolutely stunning. Five Stars.
Story
A ephemeral yet unforgettable tale that can be taken in with a single glance, yet its brillance can not be captured in an eternity. The story of the secret cow level is beautiful in its simplicity, yet its hidden intricacies are mindblowing. Five Stars.
Grammar
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and in that aspect, the words this picture is worth are flawless. Its unusual usage of onomatopoeias provides a fresh twist to the literary world. Five Stars.
Character
The physionomy of the cow is truly impeccable. Each time one gazes upon it, its as if a new layer of insight is shed upon it. From it, we can observe the cows well rounded and dynamic character. Five Stars.
The Secret Cow Level is a glorious literary masterpiece that will live on through the ages. You haven't truly understood the vastness of literature, or even life itself, until you have basked in the presence of the greatness of this work of art. An unforgettable experience. A perfect Five Stars overall.
P.S. To whomever this may concern, don't you DARE. >:(
Keep Producing Fodder for Our Consumption!!!
Personally, I really love this story. I feel that other authors could learn from the cow. This is how authors should write!
MOOOOOOR
mor, I must have more of this story, if god may help me.
MOR
MORR
MOOR
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MOO
wow
This is the best And most redicules cowculated picture on my hard drive
why
just. . . . why. . . . . ............................
Wack
Wow. Crazy how influental the cows have become in recent years. Having their own secret level and everything. Truly impressive.
I'm tired.
Did anybody get the reference?
They probably did. Since this is just a joke I award it with the Reference I never expected award!
Fun, but not really useful.
I am wondering how I found this accidentally on the same day as Toast.
Excellent
Wonderful Story.