The Secret Cow Level

by ReshiMael

Original HIATUS Short Story

Oh my! You've found the cow level! This is supposed to be a quite secret. If you came here looking for something, you are close. Keep looking.

Have some beef stew and don't tell anyone where you found it.

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ReshiMael

Is Lewd.

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kanadaj
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Yes, the staff is aware...

Reviewed at: THE SECRET COW LEVEL

RR Staff here

This is an event page for one of our previous events, why would we ban one of our staff members for posting a page for an event? ;)

Drakaos
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A Vision That Transcends Mortality

Ahet hem... seeing as how my first review was deleted(I see you Vocaloid), I shall create another.

Style

The unique style of the secret cow level is unparalled. Its unmatched usage of vibrance and contrast, all the while contained in a vivid and realistic landscape, is absolutely stunning. Five Stars.

Story

A ephemeral yet unforgettable tale that can be taken in with a single glance, yet its brillance can not be captured in an eternity. The story of the secret cow level is beautiful in its simplicity, yet its hidden intricacies are mindblowing. Five Stars.

Grammar

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and in that aspect, the words this picture is worth are flawless. Its unusual usage of onomatopoeias provides a fresh twist to the literary world. Five Stars.

Character

The physionomy of the cow is truly impeccable. Each time one gazes upon it, its as if a new layer of insight is shed upon it. From it, we can observe the cows well rounded and dynamic character. Five Stars.

The Secret Cow Level is a glorious literary masterpiece that will live on through the ages. You haven't truly understood the vastness of literature, or even life itself, until you have basked in the presence of the greatness of this work of art. An unforgettable experience. A perfect Five Stars overall.

P.S. To whomever this may concern, don't you DARE. >:(

Cimmerian
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Keep Producing Fodder for Our Consumption!!!

Personally, I really love this story.  I feel that other authors could learn from the cow.  This is how authors should write!

Faber Write
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mor, I must have more of this story, if god may help me.

MOR

MORR

MOOR

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MOO

Daniel Scheffe
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 This is the best And most redicules cowculated picture on my hard drive

 

kiomaru1
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just. . . . why. . . . . ............................

EverShadow
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Wow. Crazy how influental the cows have become in recent years. Having their own secret level and everything. Truly impressive.

I'm tired.

Toastforbreakfast
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Did anybody get the reference?

They probably did. Since this is just a joke I award it with the Reference I never expected award!

Catz
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Fun, but not really useful.

I am wondering how I found this accidentally on the same day as Toast.

999238
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Wonderful Story.