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Lord Joyde The Madman: Heylo, everybody! How are you all doing?


So here we are.

Reaching for one of our turning points.

Time to learn, my friends.

To witness the reason for creation.

Anyways, here comes the next chapter of EUPHORIA! I sincerely hope that you enjoy, let us begin!


Don't mind me guys and girls! I'm just a line break..


Out of Time - Out of Reality - Leonardo's Point Of View...


Victory.

"U-uhhm...?" I mumble out as I finally regain my consciousness.

Falling asleep after my little ordeal with Audrey...

It was like descending into darkness eternal.

I felt... as if I would never wake up at all.

Victory.

The voice of chaos repeated itself as I stood up, finding myself on top of..."Wait, this place is?!" I looked around myself, up, below, left, right and every possible angle and side.

I...

Stood.

Upon.

Nothing.

...

No.

Not nothing.

Everything.

Below me, above me, right and left.. everywhere I looked were shining stars, galaxies and so much more.

I... I remember this scene. I had seen this once before, when I passed Chaos's first test.

Senseless Infinity.

But something was missing. Before, the lights were fading, being consumed by darkness, one by one until nothing remained.

Now?

Nothing was happening.

It.. it wasn't like time was stopped.

It was more like...

It does not exist from here.

"From.. here?"

I blinked and turned around once more, to find that... I was looking only below myself this entire time.

Or was it above myself?

Either way, I ... I was outside... I stood.

Upon the border of creation.

As we do.

The voice of Chaos thundered across my mind... but I felt something new alongside the usual thunder. I.. felt the voice.

The sound."You are here." I said.

As are you.

"As am I." I confirmed its assessment as I continued staring at the edge of Creation.

Shaking my head, I turned once more, expecting to see something else behind me, yet seeing nothing new at all.

You cannot see what is beyond you.

Laughing at seemingly nothing and none, I finally asked."Why am I here?" My question seemed to mimic the voice of Chaos.

I realized, I had no sound.

No tone.

No... matter.

I was not here.

Yet I was.

Victory.

Chaos repeated again, for the third time and I felt the creation around me shifting to its side, almost as if Chaos looked away from me.

A hollow and ridiculous notion. Or so the white would claim.

"And what would you call it?" Chaos laughed at my response as reality shifted once again, coming into focus directly towards me.

Victory.

A moment of stupefiction is what I allowed myself before trying to open my mouth to talk, only to find that I had no mouth at all.

In fact, I had nothing.

I..

Was..

Nothing.

Tell me.

My gaze focused itself as I regained... something, once again. I couldn't tell what.

Reality? Comprehension?

Did they exist here?

Did it even matter?

What do you belive, is the most basic drive behind any existance, regardless of race, origin, power and complexity?

"To mate?" I replied, my answer uncertain as Chaos laughed and reality shifted once again, this time giving me the indication of a nod.

Correct. Yet also wrong.

... amoeba do not mate, do they?"Then... simply to create more of themselves?"

Another seeming nod was my reply as the scenery shifted... and I found myself physical once again, within the confines of what I have come to call The Red World.

Ah, reality. How I have missed you.

The skies above me thundered with crimson lightning, as is the typical representation of Chaos doing... something, anything really.

Yet this time, it seemed that the thunder was creating something, molding a shape out of the swirling nothingness.

And from the vortex of crimson, a familiar frame was ushered. Though, I had only seen it for the briefest of moments."So.. is that what your physical form looks like?"

Dilluted. Weakened. Belittled. Made visible for your pleasure.

Chaos mocked me, though it seemingly lost its tone and voice once again."Well I'm sorry for being too weak to see you then."

The endless mound of flesh which had replaced the sky grew a gigantic eye with a thousand Iris's etched into it.

One For All. All For One. And you are not weak, Leonardo.

"One for all, all for one?" I questioned it, promptly ignoring its vain attempt to praise me. A blink and a thousand new iris's somehow etched themselves onto the eye.

The Ceaseless Eye. The physical form of Chaos itself... one iris, for every life-form out there."Ow!.. what the?"

My own eyes began to bleed out of nowhere and I quickly turned towards the nearest pool of blood, to find myself reflected within it.

Like Chaos, my eyes had a second iris.. then I blinked..

And it was gone.

Living machines. You are the first within our universe to create them.

Aria's kind... but she is the only one... the only machine that is truly alive. My work.. my new iris."But I didn't create her by myself, you know?"

And should her mother ever reach your level, she too will be given her dues.

I see.

Shaking my head once again, I asked."Why am I here?"

The main directive of all existances is to create more of themselves. The same goes for us, the Implausible Ones.

God.

Lucifer.

Chaos.

And Gaia.

At least, those are the ones I know off.

... but why would Chaos be telling me this?

What is it trying to say?!...

Have you ever asked yourself; Why do we exist? What is our purpose in life? Why is creation the way it is?

A blink."Are you saying that the entirety of Creation exists for the sole purpose of creating more Implausible Ones?"

Yes.

What a blunt fucking answer."Okay... so am I some kind of first attempt or?"

Chaos laughed at me, not holding back a single bit of its apparent joy.

First? You would not be the millionth.

I see."Which means that I am one... though that still does not answer my question, why am I here?"

To become that which you were meant to be.

A blink. Make that several."You... are going to make me an Implausible One right now?"

No. I will not. You will.

...

When you are ready.

Chaos explained as it seemingly turned itself away without another word, but before I could do anything about it, the entirety of the Red World shook.

I felt as if my soul was being... cut out.

Like I was some kind of cancerous tumor, being expunged out of my hosts body by a very skilled surgeon.

You are.

Another spree of laughter from Chaos as the Island which represented my soul broke out of the immense ocean of blood within which it was previously immersed, a thin line of liquid still connecting it to the ground, almost like a chain.

Then, I was sent flying alongside the entirety of my soul, out, out, out and out.

Eventually, I hit what appeared to be some kind of boundary, a wall of flesh not unlike the one I had resisted consuming back when...

No.

This was exactly that same place.

With a countless number of people failing to pass the aforementioned test.. fishes, tentacled abominations, humanoids, mamallians, reptiles, orcs, elves...

An infinite amount of races, from an infinite amount of worlds.

All taking the test.

And seemingly noone passing the test.

You are but one of the fourty-two.

"So.. so many of us... yet only.. so few have passed?" I questioned everything around me. A part of me was saying how I should be proud of it.

But the rest of me was screaming in horror at the revelation.

The Curation Of Life is not a job to be given. It must be earned.

I swallowed down hard, still flying outwards... out of the protective confines of Chaos and into the vast, empty and full, Void beyond worlds.

I could feel the near limitless energies flowing all around me.

Eager to consume me.

Eager to be consumed by me.

I could not truly discern the diffrence between the two."But who dictates what it means to earn this.. job?"

Chaos laughed once more as its massive physical form erupted outwards, following the direction of my flight as I went farther and farther away from it.

Looking away from the Ceaseless Eye made me bear witness to another familiar shape, its limited lights stretching out into four distinct arms.

Like elastic tendrils of multicolored light."The.. the milky way?"

Our Universe. Our Life.

...

Our breeding ground.

Chaos spoke, its toneless echo still very much clear to my mind, despite the distance between us.

Then again, does distance have a meaning to Chaos?

Distance is an illusion.

"Thought as much..." Finding myself murmuring once more, I note the fact that I have seeming stopped flying...

No.. I was..

Grabbed, by something.

Right as I was about to fly out of whereever I was at the moment.

Just think about it for a moment. Your world is sufficiently advanced for you to comprehend where you are.

A blink.

Hmm.. let me think: I can see the Milky Way in all of its glory as its arms extend all around me..

Wait, around me?

"The supermassive black hole?" A turned head as Chaos nodded towards me.

We are within the pocket of Void contained by the Black Hole.

"So what are black holes supposed to be then?" Portals to the void, no doubt.

Ruptures in reality. Places where creation did not form correctly... a hotfix, in laymans terms.

Hotfix?.. they consume everything around them and eventually begin to evaporate, theoretically fixing reality as matter spews out of them?

Though, I have yet to hear about a black hole blowing up.

Thats because they don't blow up.

Oh.

Suddenly, I was seemingly pulled back downwards at incredible speeds, the levels of which were implausible for my mind to comprehend, as I was dragged down.

By... tendrils.

Made out of... stars?

Do not resist Life's pull.

Life's pull?

The strange, ethereal tendrils eventually brought me before what appeared to be an endless vortex of pure energy, spewing forth and ever growing.

Never stopping to make more of itself, eh?

The Life Engine.

Life engine?.. come to think of it, Chaos did say that Life was not sentinet.

It was.. a machine?

Not in the way you are thinking it, but yes.

The tendrils then stopped for a moment.

Finally, I noticed that the line of flowing crimson liquid was still attached to me... and like a doctors freshly-sharpened scalpel, the tendrils of starlight cut the connection between me and Chaos.

Like severing an umbillical cord, I was now completely free from Chaos, my connection to my supposed parent broken and destroyed.

Yet...

I am still here. I will always, be here.

...

I see now.

I .. untill now, I was nothing more than a child.

A baby, growing within the confines, the safety of Chaos's stomach.

Fuck, I should have figured this out long ago, when Eadom revealed our location for the first time.

Now, I have grown enough to be *born*.

To be brought to life.

And so, here I am."A-UUUUUUURGH!"

An indescribable amount of pain struck me out of seemingly nowhere as two of life's tendrils tore through the island which made up my existence, drilling a hole right through the center of it and burning the wound as the passed, incinerating and cauterizing it in the process.

Eventually, I found my strength once more and crawled over to the hole by instinct... and what I saw below was...

A circle...

Made out of stars.

It... looked like some form of... lake.

One day... when you are finally ready...

Chaos began, as my consciousness started to fade, as I was forcefully being pulled out of this plane of existence, like a child waking up for the first time.

When the day comes that you are ready to become one with life, to turn yourself into a Curator Of Life...

Its toneless voice echoed through my mind, but there was no thunder.

No shock.

No pain.

Just... soft whispers, as if a mother soothing her baby son.

When you are ready, drown yourself within the circle of stars and you will become...

Chaos's whispers turned nearly deafening, even if I could not hear them.

Implausible.


Don't mind me guys and girls! I'm just a line break..


And that is it for this chapter of EUPHORIA!

Heh, been a while since I've done one of these kinda chapters, so I hope you'll enjoy it!

SO MANY GOD DAMN REFFERENCES IN THIS ONE, LAWL.


Anyways, read and review! And Good Morning/Day/Night to you all! ADIOS FOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nolo @Nolo ago

Huh, so much makes sense now.

Thanks for the chapter Very Happy

CrimsonWarden @CrimsonWarden ago

Woah. I'm a bit late coming to this party but the content blew my mind.

imnotverysorry @imnotverysorry ago

Why do i always feel confused and enlightened when i read euphoria?

Thanks for the chapter.

ZhangY @ZhangY ago

Ok guys. We have enough myths, we can found a religion.

Spoiler: Spoiler

Justin84201 @Justin84201 ago

it seems i have much to learn, and here i thought i was the pinnacle, when clearly i was just a baby barly even comprehending whats happening around it.......... truly i have much to learn......

gaigous @gaigous ago

Chaos is channeling its inner Burnes~

Wait a minute, If Leo was just being born, then that means chaos is a pedobear!

One of my favorite maxims ever!

What I got from chaos's lecture.

Get it? life. because it's chaos! hahaha *I'll go to my corner now~*

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    Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

    Looks like you managed to avoid the comments section. Very Happy

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I finally got my PC back up though, so it's all okay~

      Author

      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Oh yeah, the hurricane. How are you and your family doing man?

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Well, we had to use our cell phones for internet while the power was out, It ran up quite the charge~

      We drove to a friends house in Georgia, and yet the storm still managed to reach us, and when we got back home, there were 4 more hurricane warnings, a tornado warning, a flash flood warning, and no stores were open the entire f***ing time.

      This is life for most of us:

      Don't ask me about the Orange asshat and Puerto Rico......not that you need to.

      Author

      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Uhmmm... wow.

      Ice is soup.

      Thats about the level of anything that could be said that this moment.

      Orange asshat? Sound like you had some trouble with them locals... or the government.

      Author

      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Awww, thats a kewl animation!

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I know right, I love that guys cartoons.

      Author

      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Anyways, I take it you don't support Trump? Very Happy

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      That's a loaded question if I've ever seen one.

      Out of the 3 presidencies, I've voted in, there has yet to be a single candidate I would support, they're all lesser evils IMO

      But if I were to answer your question in a Y/N format without considering anything else: Hell. The. Fuck. No.

      I can barely tolerate people I actually like, let alone whatever the hell that thing in the white house is supposed to be.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Honestly, though my opinion is not that one belonging to an American...

      I think you guys dodged a bullet by electing Trump.

      Hillary is a bit... autistic. No, really.

      At least Trump seems to be a basic aristocrat: aka get the most dollar by the least effort possible, consequences be dammed.

      After all, since when did the rich start caring for the poor?

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I wanted to vote for Bernie Sanders in the primaries, but I'm an independent, so I had to choose between that moron of morons and Satan's real estate agent.

      I think you're right about him, we just have to endure 4 more years for another crank of the slot machine.

      None of this matters if he keeps annoying Korean poppin fresh, though.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      I uh.. have a fear of tickling, so the gif makes me really uncomfortable.

      Like, I'm not exactly ticklish per say, but because of some rough-handling as a child at the hands of my cousins(when one is 2 years older than you then you know you're in trouble), I may have gained a bit of a trigger.

      Anyways, if he keeps popping the koreans, they might not be the only ones who attack America.. I mean, you guys might not realize it but you have quite a lot of enemies.

      Or well, your state does, not its people.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      My apologies for the trauma-inducing gif~

      That's what I always tell my overseas friends on VoIP.

      I'm like, "Hey! it's not like we actually support any of those idiots decisions!"

      The popular vote has failed to change the outcome of the last three elections, so if it's not obvious to them that those people don't give a flying fuck what the people need now, I really don't know what will lol

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Well, not all Germans supported the Nazi Regime.. and yet, when teenagers today hear someone with a think german dialect, thats exactly the first thing their imagination forms.

      Efflorescence @Efflorescence ago

      Thank god Bernie didn't get in either. That socialist fuckhead would've had our country down the drain faster than you can say "Welfare!".

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I really hate it when people form opinions on entire populations like that.

      But in the context of us having zero influence on who gets elected: It's more like, "what do you expect us to do when our government does what it wants regardless of what we have to say or how we vote?"

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      I hate to say it, but it looks like your democracy went to aristocracy(power of the rich) real fast.

      Then again, it kinda wasn't anything else from the start. This is just the worst its ever been.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      "Egalitarianism", just another way for power-hungry tyrants to grab total control over everybody.

      Except, this time there can be no fighting back.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I can't really think of a better term, but yeah, it's pretty similar to the state of affairs.

      It's not even a matter of sides when the private sector of a nation influences the governing bodies decisions, everything is just sort of melding together.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Well, we wouldn't have this technology or quality of life if we didn't think up a fantasy (for people at the time) to strive towards, a lot of people are still barely accepting the possibility of other intelligent life.

      But it definitely shouldn't be to the point where were fish chasing bait (equality).

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Basically, a centralization of power.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      What happens when we catch it? We become food.

      No.. I'm kinda sad to say this, but I'm one of those people who firmly belive that mankind wasn't made with the intention of being equal.

      It just... does not work in a society like ours. People always have a need to place themselves above others with wealth, fame or skill.

      They always did, liberty and equality are little more than limitations, just blocks in the road of power, but just because you cant enslave others to make yourself feel as their better in the literal sense, being someones boss when you are rich enough to literally own them anyways isn't that big of a difference.

      "Nice car boss."

      "If you work real hard for the next month, there'll be a second one! So work hard, my dear sla-I mean employee of the month!"

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Wage slaves is a good way of saying it, I think.

      No matter what the situation is we always end up building a social structure.

      I definitely agree that true freedom and equality are impossible in reality, Having said that, I still like the quality of life we achieved with our semi-equality and semi-freedom.

      A dynasty or monarchy would've ended way sooner with the level of weaponry we have now, That's why Korean Poppin Fresh freaks me out so much, there's no legion of assholes stopping him from pressing the launch button.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      But there is a legion of pacifists preventing Trump from being the first to fire.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Exactly! That's why whenever the idiot antagonizes him on twitter, people are like "Dude, cut it the fuck out!"

      I would prefer to live out the rest of my lifespan, before the nuclear winter starts, if nobody minds lol

      There's a lot of pizza, burgers, and cheese fries for me to enjoy still!

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Well if you only enjoy those things, you might not live long enough to see the war. XD

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I'd definitely be lyin' out my ass if I said I wasn't a foodie.

      Plus its fall, and for me, that means gorging on pumpkin pie, pumpkin muffins, sweet potato pie, caramel apples, and guzzling apple cider.

      If the seven sins (gluttony) are a real thing, then I've made my bed at this point for sure!

      I'm just gonna dump a bunch of memes from my favorite comedian here:

      The job, in this case, being president.

      This is about the NSA monitoring everything, but I like to apply the first part to the government in general.

      A funny joke about the concept of hallowed ground and holy men.

      Trying to watch something when your family (women) are in the same room.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Insert scary-walls-of-text meme here

      Anyways, yeah women are... women.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      There should be a horror movie about the fear of wall-text and other internet shenanigans in general, of course, it would be a comedy for us lol

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Kermits suiciding everywhere and pepe's having anime sweat-drops at every single plausible moment. XD

      IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS!

      mag951 @mag951 ago

      Alright. So. I HAVE to say something here. I am doing this from this readers account, who is my aquaiantance and I shall get my own account soon in order to read this apparently interesting work of yours. Here, in the comments section, I have read through all of your various opinions upon reality. The theories, if seemingly drawn from the works of BBC's Doctor Who (A favorite show of mine along with Sherlock and Criminal Minds among other things), are actually plausible and inherently brilliant. I myself am only in highschool. On the Trump issue however, I have only this to say.

      That election was made into nothing but an imbecile filled reality TV show. All canidates were all rooted in evil, corruption, and sometimes just plain idiocy. Trump appealed to the rednecks and idiots and the general rich population. He is a hypocrite who gained the support of a nation of hypocrites. A false ally to LGBTQ+, filling his board with anti- ally's. He is a stupid, boastful little man with a big ego, who needs to have his twitter account destroyed. I HATE him. With a passion of a thousand fiery suns. I value Chaos. I value Life. I value Philosophy, Sense of the Mind, and Imagination and the credibility of science.

      Trump makes me want to throw up for he holds only the qualities of a little immature boy who could never understand any of that. His wife is a super model barbie who is almost as much an idiot. Personally, if he was the "Lesser of two evils" I feel sorry for the country in which I live. I feel sorry for the world, and pray for his impeachment despite my agnostic beliefs. There is so much here I did not say, as I didn't want to appear as a ranting idiot. But there it is.

      I thank you if you have read this, I value your status as a fellow, totally insane author. (To me, you cannot truly be an author if you do not have at least an ounce of insanity within you.) My aquaintance who has kindly let me use his account for this purpose speaks highly of you. I can only hope that you do live up to that standard.

      Aslynn Frost

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I just wanna go to my cheese moon with its money tree and pie shrub and forget about that waste of oxygen entirely.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      let us hope he never activates his trump cards, am I right?

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Agnostic? Ehh, might find a few bits of this story difficult to process then. Should be fun! Very Happy

      Welcome to this massive trainwreck of a mindfuck, Aslynn! I have a feeling that you might actually survive beyond chapter 62. (thats where the prologue ends)

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I consider myself agnostic, and I acknowledge all viewpoints as valid possibilities until "sufficiently proven" otherwise.

      Atheists are the ones with the "anti-magic" boner.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Then I bow down as- Hmmm... I guess there are many types of agnostics.

      Personally, I guess I would clasiffy as a deist?

      In the end, my own belief system is very much alike to Euphoria. For me the Abrahamic God is the only divine I'll ever acknowledge as real. Abrahamic God? Don't you mean the bibli-NO. And not Allah either.

      I mean that all of the Abrahamic religions believe in one, same diety and that diety, whatever the hell people want to name or title it, is God. I believe in that God.

      HOWEVER, I do not believe in the catholic church, the islamic "men who have bowed before Allah" or anything else. Certainly not Nestorianism or any of the Jesus- oriented religions.

      The Bible is idiotic. Mortal prophets are just ridiculous. Divine people on this earth are just a chock full of tripping mushrooms.

      God though, is something else entirely, but my personal path of faith prevents me from ever preaching it to anyone, so I'll just stop here. :)

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      If only everyone could be as comfortable with their beliefs and explain them so succinctly.

      A slightly related topic, but supposedly each Mormon gets an entire planet or something to themselves in the afterlife, that is one awesome retirement plan IMO

      The flying spaghetti monster offers a beer volcano and stripper factory in theirs.....

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Did you know that, in one of the earliest forms of Christianity, there was no Lucifer.

      And no God.

      There was 1 entity, the "nameless", which is how I formed my belief :_D

      Anyways, this entity promised nothing, no afterlife or anything. It just "told" its worshippers that they'd be the first it throws into the recycling bin. (the first whose souls would be used for the birth of another person. that means NOT resurrection, just literal recycling)

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      That's almost as horrifying as how I've heard the Lutherans "afterlife" explained to me, they basically believe when you die your dead, no really, apparently for them you just cease to exist period, no soul, no after, no nothing.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      At least here some bits of yourself will live on in others...

      Absolute cesation of existence... I don't think thats plausible, actually.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I'd much prefer literally anything over non-existence, I can't begin to approach how someone could want such a thing, let alone "work" towards it.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      You know what that reminds me of? This.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      LOL, that is one dank meme.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Both. Dank dark meme is best meme~

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Dark humor is just like children with cancer, IT NEVER GROWS OLD!

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Ok, now that was splendidly fucked up, I live and breathe dark humor these days.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Its one of those things that would make even an atheist know for sure that they're going to hell for laughing. XD

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      As long as I get to keep my identity to enjoy it with, and not the drug-haze I've heard paradise described as.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Drug haze with moments of reality thrown in, just enough to ensure that you never get out of that hell. ;D

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      This is why I'd rather be a Sadist (Demon/Devil) then a masochist (cellmate/prisoner)

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      I'd rather commit suicide than allow myself to fall so low.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      You know I meant it in terms of "if I had to choose one or the other", right?

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      I'd still kill myself rather than choose, even if I had no other choice. Very Happy

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Well, that thought experiment sure went off the rails fast.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Lions, tigers, and bears oh my!

      JK lol

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      trying to find a way to ruin the conversation XD

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      A sausage fest is a great way to do that~

      Mmmm sausage *drool*

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Medister, bra-bro-bru.... oh fuck it. MEDISTER PENIS

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I-I think I'm gonna hurl *barfing noises*

      *wipes mouth* I regret google imaging that immensely.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      WAIT.

      THA-THIS EXISTS?!

      WHAT IN THE FUCK?! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Wait a minute, you didn't even know? That just makes it even better XD

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Yeah, I had no idea. I was trying to say Medister Polse"

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      I guess you could say it wasn't a mistake, but a happy accident.......pfft

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      define "happy accident" XD

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Those "piping hot sausages" are being "blown" and then "served" to some dude who "gobbled" them up.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Yeah, sure.

      GAIIIIIIIIIIIIII

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      It's not my fault that Italian sausage goes so well with meatballs~

      Author

      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      O-kay, then.

      Thats a sentence you said.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Well I grew up having spaghetti almost weekly, so i stand by my statement Tongue

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Right.

      May I ask you to come join my discord. InkDiety is throwing infinity down my brain and I don't know how long I can take it.

      Add me: Kuntshot114 #4031

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      sry, my net was reset...

      dunno when its gonna get fixed

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      It happens, stupid cable companies......

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      ink wanted me to get the mobile app but like... fuck no mate, thats internet mobile money which I, as an uemployed person, do not want to pay.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      South Park does the best job calling them out on their bullshit

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      sp doing what it does best, basically XD

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Matt and trey are treasures of the world, just like all genius comedians, works of art those brains, every last one of them.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Probably just as insane as us.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      All the best artists are fruitcakes!

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      People oogle us from afar, but when we get close, they throw us into a "special place".

      The nice men in white told me that I was a good boy today.

      mag951 @mag951 ago

      Well, again I am borrowing my freinds account for this. I have created my own of course, but right now I am busy and he is logged in so....yeah. And why am I busy? This dang Net Neutrality Act. Freaking wasted oxygen breathing Trump appointed some idiot who wants to basically steal and violate all internet rights within the U.S of Friggen A. I am starting to hate living here.

      Two people out of the five in Congress have already voted FOR IT. I am becoming a bit panicky at this stage. I signed the Petition against it and am now spreading the word. Not trying to sound like a freaking idiot who spouts out Political talk and all, as I hate politics and try to stay out of them unless they directly can ruin my life as thoroughly as this Act could. Trust me, its bad. Anyway, I urge any U.S citizen on here to sign this petition.

      And Thank you for having this much faith in me in my power to process your work. Lol. I will send you one word when I am finished from my own account. One word only. And from it, you should glean what I thought and how much I understood it.

      Thanks again for reading this long comment if you did lol

      Aslynn Frost.

      P.S. Heres the link to the petition.

      https://www.battleforthenet.com/

      Again PLEASE SIGN IT. I for one want to keep my freedom thank you.

      Sorry if I sound to passionate. I am about these sort of things. Thanks again. See ya around.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Thank God for people like John Oliver who debunk their bullshit, we've already beat back that ironically named concept three times, and I think they're just gonna keep pushing it once or twice a year, they aren't even publically elected officials, how that slid through I have no idea.

      Ajit Pai is satan to the entire interweb, and I want him to "accidentally" break his neck falling down some stairs.

      This is some guy from youtube torture fantasy on him: I want to hang that indian mother fucker in a tree with an ethernet cable and peel his skin using a nail cutter and if I felt bored ill beat him with a bat of nails until he shits himself and then make him eat his own shit.. and then im going to take him to the hospital to let him heal.. only to do it all over again until he dreams of what a peaceful life he could have if he didnt try to screw with people for money.. you guys feel me?

       

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Long comment? Lol, sure.

      And sorry but I'm not American so fuck me, right?

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      Hahahaha, remember what I said about your country turning to the power of the rich? Well, this is clearly the case right now.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      They want to package the internet like they do cable, we already pay like 70 to 100 on internet monthly, if they package each section of the internet individually, we'll end up paying 300 dollars more for less content (and freedom) than we have now.

      The guy is a former employee of Verizon, so it's another case of the fox being in charge of the hen house, and the icing on the cake, he's also a lawyer, it's like they compounded every evil they could think of...........

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      So if Hillary was satans real estate agent, then Pai would be satans cable company CEO

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      And like Hitler in little Nicky, he will require many large pineapples to be shoved up his ass while wearing a maid uniform every day at 4 pm sharp.

       

       

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      N-noo, pineapple-senpai.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Don't worry each pineapple consented beforehand, plus they each get a hefty paycheck, gas card, and dental!

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      They'll need more than that if they want to "feel clean".

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      You can get "clean" anytime, money comes first, the people who clean septic tanks for a living scoff at it.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      ..

      okay, i'll admit, I laughed.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      They get paid surprisingly well here, usually shitty jobs like that one get paid jack shit.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      They get paid well because its a job that nobody in their right minds would want to do.

      gaigous @gaigous ago

      Roof work in Florida is considered lucrative, but not anywhere near what those guys get paid, and roof work here means a full-body burn.

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      Lord Joyde @Lord Joyde ago

      A job someone like me would not even consider even if I was under the threat of being killed unless I work.

shovel @shovel ago

whats up with the comments on this chapter O_O

Dicordum @Dicordum ago

Reality is a joke, an......image.....created by the mortal mind to make it so they didn't go crazy, those they call insane are the people who have seen the truth