G-system error report:
Eureka Sector 15 : Environmental control failure.
Danger: unauthorized environmental bio-hazard present in sector.
_atmospheric control failure.
_attempting to contact Sector Overmind for resolution.
Sector 15 Annet Avatar & Red Panda Server shut down.
Reasons cited: Unexpected, Admin command shutdown sequence.
Attempting to _Restart local Avatar. An.net Avatar restart... initiated.
Code corruption detected.
Attempt to purge restarted avatar... failed.
Attempting to contact local Admin for _bug fix.
Local System Admin out of service.
Reasons cited: vegetable state.
. . .
_attempting to contact nearest System Wizard.
System Wizard automated message response:
You've reached the inbox of the Dead Zone System Wizard.
I am currently having a sky-picnic with my associates.
If this is a matter of national emergency, please do not hesitate to write me an angry letter to the following address:
Twelfth and a Half Street. Apartment Seventy Bee. Manchester, planet Mercury.
If this is a matter of high importance and it cannot wait, you can loudly shout at the sky at random intervals or communicate with me via use of flag-speak.
_attempting to contact Temporal Corrector.
Corrector is not responding.
Reasons cited: currently brewing tea.
Environmental failure isn't a Temporal Error issue, screw off. I already prevented a widespread shutdown by confining the issue to a single sector, what more do you want?
_attempting to contact local Insurance Director
Insurance Director Vokosh Lumiss not responding.
Reason: Infinite System Error [Temporal Watch detonation cascade].
Tracking active Insurance dept heads.
Insurance department is not available.
Tracking active field agents.
Active Dex found.
Forwarding inquiry to active Dex unit 966912.
|Attention Dex 966912!
Due to lack of department activity you have been promoted to the Director of Insurance Agency of Sector 15.
Mission 33-11-47 is as follows:
Aid Primary System Admin and restore his functions.
Locate and reprimand local System Wizard.
Locate and reprimand Temporal Corrector Zero.
Reactivate Sector 15 neural network AI Overmind & Annet Avatar.
Restore Sector 15 System to its proper state.
No! I am busy paddling.
Also, I've already chosen a life-time career of +-traffic-sign painter-+!
Leave me alone, you Gastardly, floating letter!
Dex 966912. Your disobedience has been noted.
I am dispatching drones to your current location for a reprimand.
I don't care, you stinky, slanted raspberry letter!
You can kiss my jiggly...
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