Alien Novel 1: What the Hell Was That!?

An alien, down on her luck, crashes into Earth in hopes of starting a new life, capable of making her her own version of "happy", whatever that may be…

I'm trying to write this to get published, and would welcome any feedback. This is my first time going in headfirst like this, so keep that in mind with your comments and know that I'm slightly autistic, so I might not pick up on some jokes or slang right away without a little bit of context or explanation.