The Dragon Piss Merchants

The Dragon Piss Merchants

by Cadagan

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"Dragons! Dangerous, miserable, murderous pests. Everyone's had one in their back yard before. But they do have one upshot - They piss gold! Not literally, but it might as well. This stuff is incredible! Cures baldness! Removes wrinkles! Aphrodisiac! Anti-coagulant! More words! But Dragons are monsters! Unbeatable fiends! Who could possibly get close enough to them to extract pure, unfiltered, freshly squeezed Dragon Piss? Well, I'm glad you asked..."
-Oskar Sleeman Miles

Experience the capital-driven adventures of Oskar Sleeman Miles and his Dragon Piss Merchants, a whirlwind tour-de-force of majestic proportions, through the intimate lens of his own journal. Glimpse into the 'exciting' days of this 'qualified' crew and their quest to extract, refine and shill the highest quality Dragon Piss to the highest payers! 

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Yodra Gurl
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Impressive writing, weird but lovable characters, hints of a lot of worldbuilding in the background, and wry humor with too many piss references... I know the author but I'm being genuine when I say I love this story. Kind of reminds me of Dungeon Crawler Carl but without the pop-culture references. Oskar is an absolute mad lad.