God of the Feast (A dark litrpg/cultivation, portal fantasy)

God of the Feast (A dark litrpg/cultivation, portal fantasy)

by Sinky

Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Some recipes are to die for...

 

...so Clive discovers on a night to remember.
From hopeful new restaurant owner, to desperately fleeing demons and all manner of creatures. To survive, he’s going to need some serious help from friends, both old and new as he is portaled into a deeply troubled world full of magic and prejudice. 

There is greatness, there is wonder, yet there is shame and despair in equal measure.

Despite attempts to be virtuous, more often than not it is anger, fear and lust that drive our all too human protagonists.

They are weak in a world full of strength and all they have is their determ… belligerence to stay alive.

While power will come, it will not always come easy.

Welcome, to the God of the Feast.

Chapter Schedule: one chapter per day, Monday to Friday.

You can join my discord server here.  (Link Updated)

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Night to remember ago
Chapter 2 Rise and Shine ago
Chapter 3 Who Armed The Dog? ago
Chapter 4 With Friends like that, Who Needs Enemies ago
Chapter 5 Who’s the Daddy Now! ago
Chapter 6 Sock Rocket ago
Chapter 7 Statistically, it doesn’t look good. ago
Chapter 8 Shinz... shok... Impressive Robes. ago
Chapter 9 Armee of Darkness ago
Chapter 10 You Neuma name. ago
Chapter 11 On the Brightside. ago
Chapter 12 Who put the T in Meditation ago
Chapter 13 Denied by Devotion ago
Chapter 14 Some People are Trolls ago
Chapter 15 To Do or not to Do’Urden ago
Chapter 16 The Desperate and the Pitiful… ago
Chapter 17 Hoodie of Hide and Seek ago
Chapter 18 Last night in Laurel ago
Chapter 19 Crossed Wires ago
Chapter 20 Sachet of Daztchup ago
Chapter 21 The Blame Game ago
Chapter 22 Farmer's Market ago
Chapter 23 The Power of Devotion ago
Chapter 24 Choices ago
Chapter 25 The Hills Have Eyes ago
Chapter 26 Is this Okay ago
Chapter 27 The Burden of Dominance ago
Chapter 28 There May be Trouble Ahead ago
Chapter 29 Getting to Know You ago
Chapter 30 The Strongest Man on the Planet ago
Chapter 31 Is a Weirdo ago
Chapter 32 The Interview ago
 Chapter 33 Just the Two of Us ago
Chapter 34 Clive’s Place ago
Chapter 35 That wasn’t Handy… Or was it? ago
Chapter 36 Neuma’s What it Wants ago
Chapter 37 Not just a Weirdo ago
Chapter 38 Time to.... ago
Chapter 39 This isn’t Luck ago
Chapter 40 Tortures End ago
Chapter 41 Eyes Opened ago
Chapter 42 Joel on a Roll ago
Chapter 43 Mal-Not-Content ago
Chapter 44 Pest ConJoel ago
Chapter 45 Best, Roast Potatoes Ever! ago
Chapter 46 What is Left ago
Chapter 47 Salvation ago
Chapter 48 Brothers in Arm ago
Chapter 49 Natom’s Daughter ago
Chapter 50 Farwell Faray ago
Chapter 51 Not the Man I Used to Be ago
Chapter 52 Isn’t it Ironic ago
Chapter 53 Longshanks ago
Chapter 54 What was Hidden ago
Chapter 55 Entwined ago
Chapter 56 Not Awkward ago
Chapter 57 Nomad-der the Problem ago
Chapter 58 To the North ago
Chapter 59 A Far Reach. ago
Chapter 60 Love will Tear us Apart ago
Chapter 61 Fhat the Wuck ago
Chapter 62 Shuffling the Pack. ago
Chapter 63 Teething Problems. ago
Chapter 64. Peace, Love, and War ago
Chapter 65 Storm in a Teacup ago
Chapter 66 Great Wall of Far Reach ago
Chapter 67 Meddlesome Fool ago
Chapter 68 The Good the Bad and the Badass ago
Chapter 69 Aftermath ago
Chapter 70 To Nuinaer   ago
Chapter 71 The Gaffer ago
Chapter 72 Pierce the Veil ago
Chapter 73 Face Off ago
Chapter 74 Best Laid Plans ago
Chapter 75 Golden Arches ago
Chapter 76 In Transit ago
Chapter 77 A Measure of Relaxation ago
Chapter 78 Home ago
Chapter 79 Civilization ago
Chapter 80 A Neutral Net ago
Chapter 81 Best Laid Plans ago
Chapter 82 Cycling to Work ago
Chapter 83 Void Pockets ago
Chapter 84 Feet First ago
Chapter 85 Hunters Spice ago
Chapter 86 You Have My Bow ago
Chapter 87 Mile High Club ago
Chapter 88 Control ago
Chapter 89 Hot Air ago
Chapter 90 Stretched to the Limit ago
Chapter 91 Fecking Ferthur ago
Chapter 92 Recruitment Drive. ago
Chapter 93 Following ago
Chapter 94 Demanding Negotiations ago
Chapter 95 Evasive Manoeuvres ago
Chapter 96 Turning the Tide ago
Chapter 97 Controlled Flight ago
Chapter 98 First Leg ago
Chapter 99 The Unopen Road ago
Chapter 100 Of Krysan and Castles ago
Chapter 101 Plain to See ago

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Dimitrios Gkirgkiris
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You know it's good when you see a Baatazu demon on chapter 1!
I love the premise and Clive is a breath of fresh air compared to the majority of MCs in other stories who are the typical edgelords.
Formatting can also be kinda hit or miss with LitRPG but this one's solid.
I can't wait to see where this is going ^_^

Hado_99_User
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Honestly, I came to this novel like I do on any other novel on this site with a big grain of salt. And I can tell you I ate that piece of salt and I'm sitting here for the rest of this novel. Because this novel is just a chef kiss of everything I didn't even know I wanted!

 
If your looking for a good read then you Definitely found the right place, and his upload speed is pretty good as well so that's a big plus as well heh. 

diamondblue
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I followed Kevin from condition evolution to here - his writing always makes me laugh. I'd absolutely give this one a read and see if you like it. 

The best thing about this writing in my opinion is the humor, there's just something about it that kills me. 

I hope you keep the series going for a long while

 

Excal04
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Starts weird, get great, immersive and v practical

Reviewed at: Chapter 34 Clive’s Place

Considering the quantity of Isekai out there, its hard to find stuff that gets you interested, immersed and then want more of. One of them currently is this beaut.

It started a bit weird and dove right into a bit of complications but the transition from there was pretty smooth. World building progressing from there went well, being set in the medieval magic filled world. Storyline is pretty simple and interesting at the same time and though most emotional scenes open a bit ridiculous there is as much humanity in them as one could practically expect, so that’s a great plus point for the style and story of this series.
The system does feel pretty OP and the possibilities to get OP seem very easy. But then again installing Anti plot armor of sorts to nerf those from happening, which so far happened looks to take this story a long way. And it felt more entertaining this way considering how many stories fail because of quick story progression.
Excellent grammar with easy to understand sentence formations and simpler words will let anyone with novice English skills enjoy pretty much everything the author wants the reader to understand.
Characters have very practical behavioral patterns except for of course some rare moments like in any expected fantasy stories. Some situations are questionable but it’s a great read that’s gets pretty immersive pretty soon.

TL;DR; Def a good read, you’ll like it very quickly despite some very minor situations that might irk a few and would come back for more.

Ciaina
Overall

Pretty wild ride. 

People from our moder sensibities thrown into a MASSIVELY different setting. If you thought you knew violent culture shock, you are probably right. 

But since in that case you are probably in a cell in some Asian country, you cannot disprove so this is the safest alternative!!! 

Give it a try!! 

glennccc
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Well written, well plotted and very funny.

Reviewed at: Chapter 12 Who put the T in Meditation

This is a very well written and very funny story. For me the star of the show is how the MC Clive and his mates take the p#ss out of each other, and make jokes even when they are in tight situations with the bad guys, typical British humour and very funny. The story is still developing at this point, but is coming together well and is nicely paced. The characters are finding their feet and are working well together. Overall, this is looking like a great read and is definitely one to follow.

TimKaiver
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Intense RPG apocalypse story and humorous

Reviewed at: Chapter 6 Sock Rocket

Very easy to get into this story. We see conflict right away with enough worldbuilding and high stakes to keep me interested in what will happen next and how the main character will survive. Interesting twists on the apocalypse rpg with the quest being a mysterious recipe book. I really like the main character. He's not perfect but is a fighter and will likely prove himself resourceful. It's interesting that they can't see their stats right away, but then can read upgrades. Funny moments in the dialogue and in the exchange with friends about the sock weapon. Chapter length lends well to binge reading. I like the demon freak ninja because he seems like a credible threat, has cool powers and is also kinda scary. Nice descriptions throughout including the demons face. I am intrigued at when we will see the woman again and how the tension will remain with how powerful she is at that high level. So far so good as she was just there shortly, but I wouldn't want her saving them too frequently/ though I'm sure that's not the plan. The setup has solid traditional role playing game post apocalyptic tropes for beginner skills but is also unique as they have to be creative with what they have. I like that they can advance quickly at the start of the story based on prior experience in some areas. That will help move it along quickly to some epic butt kicking , or butt sock rocking, if I may. 

Yukionbush
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This is a really entertaining read so far. I got hooked till I ran out of chapters to read. The Mc seems to be an actual human compared to alot of isekai Mcs and the world building is interesting so far. Characters are mostly fun and seem like more details of each will soon come up.

Jez Cajiao
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I'm enjoying the story so far, can't wait to see what Clive gets up to in the future, so I've signed up to get the updates!

I especialy liked the humour, the seriousness is broken up by it and it makes the story flow much better!

 

Good luck Sinky! 

Xcaliburnt
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This story scratches a few itches I didn't even know I had. It's a banger. Stylisitically it reminds me a lot of Defiance of the Fall (the first arc), Equilibrium (sad that it got canned so early), and Primal Hunter.

 

The prose is quite good if a bit simplistic. But that may because I've only read until chapter 10. With the introduction of magic and other things, it might change. But that's neither good nor bad, and more just personal taste. I like reading poetic shit a lot, so that's my kind of thing (think Kingkiller Chronicles or A Song of Ice and Fire. This ain't that, but it doesn't need to be.)

 

To write a story in simple prose is not a bad thing, no matter how much highschool teachers plead for longer word-choices and conjunctions. Simplicity done well is refreshing and makes reading through quite addicting and easy. I've read the Catalyst Series by C.J. Aaron and it's a goddamn well-written thing. But it is a slog at times with what is essentially a paragraph vomit of dense words. Still love it, but gotta enjoy that stuff in short bites before I get the mental equivalent of a stomach ache.

 

I myself write fiction that is as dense as uranium-233, so I am in wonder at the way the prose just pulls me in without the need for words like "badazzlement" or "coterminus." Or whatever else big wordy words are out there. Doesn't mean that either is better or worse, just different tastes. Like the difference between pizza and ice-cream.

 

With God of the Feast, I can just read through with a breeze. And I cannot wait to read more. My hands are shaking right now cuz I just need my fix. And I needs it baaad.

 

The story is fun and funny. I have laughed my arse off out loud a couple of times already. Just as funny as The Noobtown Mayor series but much more refined in a way. Less slapstick and more just gritty realism that you just can't help but empathize with.

 

The characters are realistic and their dynamic is just chef's kiss. Perfect example of show and don't tell. Feels like I've known 'em forever.

 

I am curious what Daz did to that sheep, but at the same time I am not. Curious-George lookin' arse I am, but even Georgie over here is scared.

 

Jokes aside, the world-building's good too. Haven't had much time with it, but I will update my review as I read. When I reach chapter 30 or so, I'll add in more stuff 'bout that.

 

How is this just 4 stars? Wut, how? What foul sorcery is this? The grammar is at times a bit iffy, but com'on. This is a Royal Road fiction, not some published kindle novel. Of course there's gonna be some typos. But even with the errors, I read through with no problem whatsoever. It's mostly just forgotten contractions, or more aptly, apostrophes. Your eyes will glaze over 'em like they're buttered up and ready for the oven.

 

But yeah, if you just want to read something and get into it easily, this here is for you. Com'on and enjoy the feast!

 

Gods, why is it so hot here? Oh, the hellfire. That's why.