The Most Uninteresting Premise

The Most Uninteresting Premise

by KinAdmiral

Warning This fiction contains:
  • Gore
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content
  • Traumatising content

I was alive. Then I still was.

As I continued to live in an ordinary house.

I had a good brother, also a quirky friend,

As I spent my days in complete blissful ignorance.

I was very happy, nonetheless,

As I would, everyday lay to rest.

But, one day was different,

It began much like the best,

Till I found myself in a ducking fantasy world and realizing that I had been speaking in horrible rhymes for some reason I still don’t understand. Like seriously, just what in the world have I been doing with my life?

Then there’s this chonky dude spouting cliché lines about saving the world and all and I say Duck it, with a capital D. How about he get his pudgy ass off that gilded throne and go touch some grass for his Lord’s sake.

Also, is it just me or do I see a duck ton, and I mean a gigantic cesspooloscopic level of tons of things wrong with this world that no one is bothered about?

…Sigh. You know what? Duck it, that’s what.


Writing for fun, so don't expect a schedule and all.

Leave a review and help me improve if you feel bothered by this totally uninteresting plot.

Also, 'No Harem' supremacy.

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