Beware Of Chicken

Beware Of Chicken

by Casualfarmer

Warning This fiction contains:
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  • Profanity
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Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator who defied the heavens, and surpassed all limits.

Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck here. Arrogant young masters? Heavenly tribulations? Cultivating for days on end, then getting into life or death battles?

Yeah, no thanks. I'm getting out of here.

In which a transmigrator decides that the only winning move is not to play.

Beware of Chicken will be updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
Chapter 1: He Bravely Turned His Tail and Fled ago
Chapter 2: Rice Farming 101 ago
Chapter 3: Beneath the Crescent Moon ago
Chapter 4: Nothing But a Hound Dog ago
Chapter 5: Verdant Hill ago
Chapter 6: "Young Master", Type 19 ago
Chapter 7: Country Roads ago
Chapter 8: Experimental Procedure ago
Chapter 9: Title Drop ago
Chapter 10: Lift Together ago
Chapter 11: The Newcomers ago
Chapter 12: The Mid-Autumn Festival ago
Chapter 13: The Spirit Furnace ago
Chapter 14: Winnie the Poo ago
Chapter 15: Side Quest ago
Chapter 16: Commandment ago
Chapter 17: Counting the Days ago
Chapter 18: Cracked Moon ago
Chapter 19: ROUS ago
Chapter 20: An Autumn Leaf ago
Chapter 21: The First Flakes ago
Chapter 22: Meanwhile, Back at the Town... ago
Chapter 23: The Young Mistress ago
Chapter 24: The Princess and the General ago
Chapter 25: The Students ago
Chapter 26: Two Pig Open Sleigh ago
Chapter 27: The March ago
Chapter 28: Strength and Skill ago
Chapter 29: The Great Master ago
Chapter 30: Something Worth Recognition ago
Chapter 31: A Glorified Battery ago
Chapter 32: Choices ago
Chapter 33: A Blade of Grass ago
Chapter 34: The Goalie and the Dishwasher ago
Chapter 35 Connections ago
Chapter 36: Homecoming ago
Chapter 37: Rewarded ago
Chapter 38: Preparing for the Night ago
Chapter 39: Jin-gle Bells ago
Chapter 40: Dawn ago
Chapter 41: Tick Tock Goes The Clock ago
Chapter 42: A Lull ago
Chapter 43: Broth and Ice ago
Chapter 44: A Fox and A "Deer" ago
Chapter 45: Statues and a House ago
Chapter 46: Vengeance and Hives ago
Chapter 47: Observe ago
Chapter 48: Ignite ago
Chapter 49: The Final Stretch ago
Chapter 50: Setting Sail, Coming Home ago
Deleted Scene from chapter 50. ago
Chapter 51: Wedding Part 1 ago
Chapter 52: Wedding Part 2 ago
Chapter 53: The End of the Beginning ago
Vol1: Epilogue ago
Volume 1.5: Kintsugi ago
Vol 2 Chapter 1: Full Steam Ahead ago
V2, Chapter 2: Each Day a Blessing ago
V2 Chapter 3: Crossed Blades ago
Interlude: Lost As Hell ago
v2 Chapter 4: A Fine Morning ago
V2: Chapter 5: But One Flaw ago
Interlude 2: The Twilight ago
V2 C6: A Bee ago
v2c7: A Meeting ago
v2c8: A Needle ago
V2c9: Dream ago
v2c10: Routine ago
V2C11: I'm Here ago
V2 C12: I Scream ago
Interlude 3: Q=V/t ago
v2 C 13: Hong Xian ago
v2 c14: Jin Rou ago
v2 c15: A Lady ago
v2c16: Secret Spot ago
v2c17: Still ago
Collected LN Teasers ago
v2c18: Rat and Cat ago
Interlude: Heart of the Swarm, ago
v2C19: Boar ago
v2 C20: Knock-off Part 1 ago
v2 c20: Knock off Part 2 ago
v2c21: The Search ago
v2 c22: Set out Stay in ago
V2 C 23: A Past Conversation ago
v2c24: Righteousness ago
v2c25: Plants and Clothes ago
v2 c26: Preparations ago
v2 c27.1: The Town ago
v2 c27.2 ago
27.3 ago
v2 c28: Depart ago
v2 c29.1: The Hills ago
29.2 ago
v2 c29.3 ago
Interlude 4: The Waterfall ago
Image: Meiling Coloured ago
V2C30.1: Progress ago
v2 C30.2 ago
v2 c30.3 ago
v2 c31: The Child ago
v2 c32: Conversations ago
33.1: The Legend Begins ago
v2 c33.2 ago
v2c34: The Correct Place ago
v2 C 35: House and a City ago
V2 C 36: Length and Breadth ago
v2c37: Conundrum ago
v2c38: Wager ago
v2c39: These Halcyon Days ago
v2c40: Understand ago
v2 c41: Stay the Course ago
v2c42: Transform? ago
v2c43: Wheat and the Blade ago
v2c44: Ash Forest ago
v2c45: The Plum Blossom's Shadow ago
v2c46: The Cat's Question ago
v2c47: Foiled ago
v2c48: On the Road ago
v2c49: Around the Town ago
Interlude Yun Ren: Tale of the Fox ago
Interlude Yun Ren Part 2 ago
Interlude Yun Ren Final: Back Under the Summer Sky ago
v2c50: Symbols and Names ago
v2C 51: Fangs and the Deep ago
v2c52: Crystal ago
v2c53: Recognizing Limits ago
v2c54: Burden of Trust ago
v2c55: Past, Present, Future ago
v2c56: One Last Dance ago
v2c57: See You Again ago
Interlude: The War and The Rooster ago
v2c58: Growing by Miles ago
v2c59: People and Places Part 1 ago
v2c59: People and Places part 2 ago
v2c59: People and Places Part 3 ago
v2c60: The Dueling Peaks ago
v2c61: Sect Business ago
v2c62: Wayward Companion ago
v2c63: Registration ago
v2c64: The Smaller Blade of Grass part 1. ago
v2c64.2: A Smaller Blade of Grass Part 2 ago
v2c65: Tournament part 1 ago
v2c65.2: The Tournament part 2 ago
v2c65.3: The Tournament part 3 ago
v2c66: Crystal Deal ago
v2c67: The Day of 'Fun' ago
v2c68: The Azure Merchants ago
v2c69: Heaven doesn't Always Shake ago
BOC 1st popularity Poll ago
v2c70: The Spider Incident ago
v2c71: Duels at the Peak ago
v2c72.1: Metal and Glass Part 1 ago
BOC Character Art ago

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Honestly one of the best funny cultivation reads

Reviewed at: ROUS

Honestly I'm not sure that we are really deep enough to call this a parody of the cultivation genre but it is a great laugh. The farm is just an awesome alternative sect of his own and the disciple characters are just the best. Some of the more intelligent side characters could use some more fleshing out but it is early in the story. I have to say so far I am hooked and can't wait for the next chapter to come..


Great character dynamic

Reviewed at: v2c17: Still

I really enjoy the character dynamics in this novel. For example I like how Jin and his 'deciples' interact.

Also the feeling this novel gives me is very warm and the new chapters never fail to fill me with a bit of wholesomeness.

tl;dr: read book, feel good; me give many star.


Probably the best chicken-themed book on the site

Reviewed at: Vol 2 Chapter 1: Full Steam Ahead

I started reading this due to confusion - why the hell was there suddenly a chicken book at the top of the best rated section?

Turns out it's a really fucking good chicken book.  Slice of life, but actually wholesome without feeling grindy or meaningless.  Such books often focus on the results and achievements, which leaves the events of the book stretched or empty feeling.  This book revels instead in the simple joys of life, and pulls it off excellently.

Read the first chapter; it'll give you a good idea of if you'll like the book.


That chicken is a majestic beast.

Reviewed at: Chapter 26: Two Pig Open Sleigh

My only disapointment was catching up to the releases and not having more to read. 

I love the characters, the pacing is good. tension happens even with the slice of life feel it has, and that chicken..... A farm mascot has a better character ark in under 160 pages than what some finished books give their main protaganists. 



I think most readers can agree that Volume 1 was truly exceptional and well written.  It did a great job of introducing interesting characters and showcasing their growth.  There was also a cohesive story arc with Jin starting from nothing and struggling to establish both a farm and an eclectic family to call his own.  Definitely a 5 out 5 in my opinion.

Unfortunately, Volume 2 has devolved into a meandering slice of life with no clear story arc and a barrage of shifting POVs.  It’s also sickly sweet with little to no threat to the characters, which I suppose many people interpret as being “wholesome”.  I guess, if you overlook the erotic tone developing between characters with hints at a possible ménage à trois between a married couple and a teenager.  The writing is still good, but the lack of story is losing me.  More like a 3 out of 5 compared to the first volume.


I have to admit, the title threw me off at first.  I thought this story would be about someone possessing a chicken.  Interesting and novel, but silly to the extreme.  Instead, it focuses on a modern soul displaced in time and spaced into the body of a weak human cultivator named Jin.  While that sounds pretty standard Isekia, what follows is something really special.

The start is a bit abrupt and gives the main character a different tone from the rest of the book, but it gets the point across.  Instead of following the typical path of study and combat, Jin immediately leaves his prestigious school.  What’s his big plan?  Well, to go buy a farm where nobody will look for him.  Heartwarming hilarity ensures as Jin devotes his full cultivation potential into becoming the best and most benevolent farmer the locals and maybe even the world has ever seen.

Shocking for RoyalRoad, Volume 1 is completed and ready to read.  It’s a fantastic, cohesive story following Jin and his efforts to create his own slice of paradise in a world filled with spirit animals and cultivators.  Volume 2 continues by exploring each character as Jin’s farm and family grows.  There are many adventures and tribulations, with the title chicken going on his own journey of discovery.  Very well written, but slower and less focused than the first volume.

My hope is the story pacing picks up and introduces some legitimate threats to Jin, his farm, and his family.  I love the bonding and growth arcs between all the characters, but the story needs some real stakes and Jin needs to be challenged to grow.  I’m talking a Monsanto level threat coming in to take what they see as easy pickings.  Some fans will hate this though, maybe wanting to preserve the overall tone as a bedtime story you can read to kids.  To them I say the setting is still in an Xianxia world of ruthless martial artists.  Death and violence are a given.

Regardless, I thoroughly enjoyed reading everything so far and look forward to what comes next.  My thanks to author for making his work free on RoyalRoad, and especially for not hiding dozens of chapters behind a paywall.  Highly recommended!


Do not read the synopsis


Definitely a book that teaches you not to judge by it's cover. Justafarmer already finished the first book and seems to have a lot more planned out! The story doesn't jump around and the MC doesn't have any random OP fights. In fact, this story is more a romantic comedy with flashes of action that the MC tries to be running from.


This is the story of a man sent to another world who just wants to make his own slice of paradise. 


PS: author corrects his grammar so 8/10 there for you nazis out there 


Yay my xianxia fix is filled finally

Reviewed at: Winnie the Poo

Story is a good refreshing take on the genre it has good grammer and writing which makes it refreshing and easy to read. It also is quite funny and the characters are quite good and likeable no real annoyances yet. 

What more could you ask for really I'd recommend it to read. 


This is just funny and relaxing. The xianxia animals are funny, and I enjoy the descriptions of enjoying his life. I do hope he flies under the radar of the big sects, especially in comedic ways, like mistaken identity and slapstick kind of stuff.

He worries about power corrupting him, he's afraid of that. This is a very human and normal fear to have, and makes him different from the usually sociopathic xianxia character. I like how the traditional xianxia characters are all animals, it takes away some of the tension in the battles, so they're more enjoyable. 


This is like a nice cup of tea. Aaaahhhh. Thanks


Well, it is but it isn't xanxia

Reviewed at: The First Flakes

I'm going to promote one of the most endearing stories I've had the pleasure of reading recently. The blurb is accurate, the MC says (edited) stuff this barely veiled chaos, I choose to be a farmer. And it is so good! I'm not sure what to compare it to, but it is just... wholesome, sweet, funny, a little tension, feel good, like a disney movie eg Ratatouille. No dastardly deeds by the MC, no thinly veiled might makes right makes arsehole behaviour justified. Just ... great. And the other MC, the chicken Bi De? Daaaw


I like how the main character acts normal, no killing, no greed for power. It makes for a very interesting read. The wiriting is very fluid, the dialoge is smooth, and the comedy is witty. I find the information on how some of the farm things work very interesting, like how to grow rice. The chicken is the best part. Overall a very nice read and definitly one for the follow list.