The Emperor's System
by Fatlazymonk
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A group of thugs ended Nick's first life.
Now, in a foreign world where Immortality and godhood were achievable, he shall strive to reach the Peak of Cultivation!
But wait, he also has the Emperor's System that gives him multiple missions with corresponding rewards. Some missions were difficult, some were easy, and some were...weird.
Ding! Sudden mission from the System's guide, poison the entire royal family with laxatives!
The System was determined to clog all the toilets in the royal palace!
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The first few chapters will bore you a little, but I promise that it does get better afterward.
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Badly executed wish fulfillment
Reviewed at: Chapter 1: My death
I myself think that this story is pure wish fulfillment. And that is sometimes ok, like with mr. Lucifer Morningstar, but this story is so very poorly executed, that I simply cannot read it. That is to say, it is the opposite of my cup of tea. BUT the story is great if you're into a read where the MC gets everything on a silver platter.

Nope
Reviewed at: My death
I get you were trying for humor but going to far means no one stays for the joke.
first chapter MC gets killed by people from a cartel with a dick logo and a "I love drugs" motto.
No. Just no.
there is even more Nope when the "thugs" have said logo tattooed on their faces.
There are cartel jokes, this ain't one. There are drug jokes, this ain't one. There are insignias and logo jokes, this ain't one of those either.
The author might be trying for humor but as is, I am not staying for the joke.

Not for everyone.
Reviewed at: Chapter 16: The Noble thief
The MC is a shameless POS, just like everyone he meets in every world he visits.
It feels as if the MC is insane and all the characters are himself playing other roles. Different names, looks and history, but the exact same shitty personality.
I wanted to keep reading to find if things improve, because in some ways it's very well written, but I have better uses for my time.

I recommend it shameless mc
Reviewed at: Chapter 19: Wink
I am liking this it takes a different path and I am finding it funny and interesting I am looking forward to more and to see what nick will do
and to be honest when will he prank the Royal family like mentioned in the summary
and other pranks missions like that I will keep coming back to this when I get up to date and be following this till end
Loving the shameless mc
Hope this is 50 words

Come for the humour, stay for the trolling
Reviewed at: Chapter 21: Cooking skill
Reviewed at chapter 21
Everytime you think you know what this story is going to do, it pulls something else out of it's seemingly infinite bag of tricks, leaving you chortiling and happy, but sad cause there isn't enough yet.
The main theme of this story is.....shamelessness. But not in a way I've ever seen before. This is a story about an MC who has to start over a few times, (at least as far as I've gotten) and seems to come back stronger every time he has to reinvent himself.
I enjoy the premise because the LITRPG elements are bludgeoning you in the face over and gorram over like in most, nor is there endless repeatitive scenes about training or skill grinding.
I think alot of the other reviews about this work so far are overly harsh. Yeah the initial chapter setup is a little Juvenille, but hey it’s about par for the course with most of these Isekai stories. I really have yet to see a Isekai that wasn’t some form or another of the almighty truck-kun. I mean in this case it’s the dick brigade but it amounts to the same thing. MC is killed by his life’s circumstances and is reincarnetd in another world.
At least this MC actually tosses out the irrelevant knowledge (ie the law stuff) from earth and utilises what makes lawyers such scum bags. Their silver tongues.

If you have a 6th grade brain this is for you
Reviewed at: Chapter 62: The Demoted General!
This series ia the solidification of 6th grade humor it's shit but it's good shit you really should read recommend
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