Beasts & Bastions

by MrBarbeler

Warning This fiction contains:
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  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

Five Aussie friends get together for a brand new campaign of Beasts & Bastions, a tabletop role-playing game. A massive storm hits, and suddenly they wake up as their characters.

There's the powerless paladin who has renounced his oaths, the dwarf necromancer with pogonophobia (the fear of beards), the soul of a dragon queen trapped in the body of a halfling, and a polyamorous, pansexual, dendrophiliac wood elf druid.

But Chris, the Bastion Master, is nowhere to be found.

These friends need to traverse the wild lands of South East Kingsland and try to find a way to get home.

A note: I'm going to be uploading these chapters as I write them. They're going to be mostly unedited, pretty rough, but hopefully a lot of fun. This is just the alpha version, and I'll be editing and changing things up as I go along. I'm also a dad with a full-time job, so I can't guarantee an upload schedule. This'll be a marathon, not a sprint! Anyway, I hope you dig it as we go along :)

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Great start so far and I love the character interactions. Cant wait for the more chapters.