Don’t try to fix the mistakes of the past. It’s more fun to make new ones.
Now-ish - Doctor Zero - The Zero Lab
This book has been kicking around for a while:
- The Megacles story was written in 2015-17.
- In 2018, I wrote three short stories about Mr. President, Deadman, and God Damn Space Prick.
- The Candy story was written between April 2018 and April 2019.
- The Doc-Danger story was written in May and June of 2019.
- The Brightside short story was written in August and September of 2019.
I’ve released this book under various names on Amazon, Wattpad, Webnovel, Scribblehub, and Moonquill. I found Royal Road in March of 2019, and shortly after abandoned all other sites. You guys are cool. You like my book. I like your books. Fuck those other sites.
This is the last release of this story. I’m not editing it anymore. I’m not posting it anywhere else. I’m done. Sorry Inkitt.
In this last release I put Candy’s story first. Just because it’s my favorite. Other versions of the book have been ordered as the chapters were written. I have never ordered the book according to the in-book timeline. This has confused and annoyed some people. Dang.
For the record, here is the in-book timeline:
- Sunshine & Bacon Slime (Brightside)
- Into Darkness (Mr. President)
- Super Science & Fast Romance (Megacles)
- Red Team Dead Man (Deadman)
- This Monkey Was Lied To! (Space Prick)
- Space Gods & Party Monsters (Doc-Danger)
- Very Yummy Poison (Candy)
So, RTDM and TMWLT! happen in the middle of SS&FR, and VYP happens in the middle of SG&PM. Pretty straightforward. I don’t know why people are confused.
At this point you may be wondering - Where the fuck are these short stories? Good point. I’ll put them up next. Just tack them on willy-nilly. They are 13 chapters all together. You’ll have them all by this time next week. Three of the short stories have covers and taglines! I’ll put them in the author's note below! Some of them mention drinking and drugs. That was written in 2018, and is not indicative of my current state. If I’m fucked up right now that’s just a coincidence.