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This is the serialization of Bad Harem: The Postmodern Adventures of Kill Team One Volume 5. The story is pretty self-contained, so you don't need to go back and read the earlier books, but everyone wants you to. Jennifer Lawrence wants you to. I heard she said she would go on a date with you if you read the whole series. That's just what I heard. I can't confirm.

What's it about?

It's about everybody's favorite gun-slinging, face-punching, machete-chopping, morally bankrupt anti-hero: Sid Hansen. Sid desperately wants to add womanizing to that list of pseudo-adjectives in the last sentence, but he keeps running into the same problem: women hate his guts. He's tried everything, but every time he tries to talk to a hot chick she ends up telling him to get lost. Sometimes they call the police. Worse yet, Sid has run completely out of money, so he can't even pay for it anymore. He's seriously worried he'll never get laid again.

So when a billionaire puts a price on Sid's head and a cadre of sultry sex-pot assassins come looking to collect, Sid comes up with an idea so crass, so absurd, so unabashedly sexist, and so death-defying, that only he would ever have the steel balls required to pull it off...

It will be a disaster.

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Quaint
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 I don't know why this isn't more popular, the characters are good and the story is well written, my only problem would be that I don't know were volumes 1-4 are, and I can't read this without them or I would go insane.

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The best Kill Team One yet!

All the usual over the top action, gore, sex and laughs you expect from a KT1 novel, but with deeper characterizations and motivations than ever before. The prologue alone is one of the best things I've read by the author!

Shy Giggling
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I was just searching for some cool action novels, then here I find Solid Snake's and Master Chief's son in one chimera monster. I can't understand how this is not more popular, people just have bad tase. If only, he had Mjolnir armor, a black Dodge Charger Hellcat and Hello Kitty boxers, it'd just fit the requirement for an 11/10.

Also, I freaking love the unfiltered-ness of things in here, seriously keep it up.

This is underrated and should get way, way, WAY MORE attention than what it has right now.

May your soul be blessed. And live on forever.