Super Science & Fast Romance

Super Science & Fast Romance

by Doctor Zero

Warning This fiction contains:
  • Profanity
  • Sexual Content

A super-intelligence is only limited by its ambition. If you could do anything, what would you do?

Megacles has a pretty good life. Also, she's horny, lonely, bored, anxious, and a bit of a drunk. She decides to fix all that with science. It works okay, until she accidentally builds a doomsday device. At least she’s not bored anymore.

This is a simple tale of love, hope, sex, rejection, revenge, secrets, extortion, thievery, dead billionaires, killer robots, space monkeys, mind control, superhot lasers, god-like power, and the destruction of the Earth.  And drugs. Almost forgot the drugs.

Check out the reviews - people like it, maybe you will too.  Or, just read Chapter 1.  It's a good example of the book.  If you like it, you're good to go.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1 - A Useful Delusion ago
2 - Functional Losers ago
3 - The "Guy" ago
4 - Virtual Date ago
5 - Gun Drama ago
6 - Police Trouble ago
7 - More Police Trouble ago
8 - Mr. President ago
9 - Ambition ago
10 - The Blackout ago
11 - Leviathan ago
12 - Agent Happy ago
13 - Trillions of Guesses in a Past That Never Happens ago
14 - Love and Rockets ago
15 - Sparkles and Rainbows ago
16 - Math Trouble and Dance Troupes ago
17 - God Machine ago
18 - Helping People… or, Killing Everybody ago
19 - Planet Gazing ago
20 - Deadman ago
21 - A Short Life, But A Good One ago
22 - Heavy Breathing ago
23 - The Darkness ago
24 - Into Darkness ago
25 - Half Your Money ago
26 - Decision Time ago
27 - Red Team Dead Man ago
28 - Leviathan ago
29 - Lodestone ago
30 - The Purge ago
This Monkey Was Lied To! ago
Airless Soundless Murder Terror ago
Space Dinosaurs in Love ago
Very Yummy Poison ago
The Optimal Job Experiment ago
The Victims of The Darkness ago
An Armageddon Class Caterer ago
To Hunt Man ago
Casus Belli ago
Monster ago
Danger's Laser ago
The March of the Dead ago
Optimal Uprising ago
Life Planning ago
The Destruction of The Mega Lab ago
The Laboratory of Doc-Danger ago
The Secret Laboratory of Doc-Danger ago
Interplanetary Brinksmanship ago
Wind ago
Beautiful Stranger ago
The Debate ago
Space Gods & Party Monsters ago
The Impossible Party ago
A Ride in The Rumor ago
The Khen Warper Party ago
Glowing Green Sludge ago
Escalation ago
Pillow Talk ago
Testament ago
Hangover ago
Breakfast ago
The End of The World ago
Second Breakfast ago
A Sliver of Forever ago
Revenge of the Party Monsters ago
The Impossible Party Redux ago
Anything’s Possible ago
Mighty Sexy Scary ago
Sunshine and Bacon Slime ago
A Necessary Delusion ago
Masters of Ephemera ago
Ultra ago
Apocalypse Wow ago
74 - Dopamine ago

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Life handed lemons she made virtual voyeur cam

This is a surreal leap into the weird to escape her deadend reality.


  Only for those who are willing to accept that the cultural rules are there to make things simple to control.

  Once the life starts to slip outside the bounds of regular society then so does reality.


TLDR its good and weird with a tiny slice of kinky.


Masterpiece! Pawproved! ( ◐w◐ )

A different kind of story from the usual type you read on RR. I have read a lot but haven't found another one like this. Not because of the Sci-Fi, that would be an undervaluation of such masterpiece. 

This story shows part of our morals and ethics as something breakable. Although ethics and rules are made for society's order, mankind has a crazy side. This story describes it perfectly. Not many will be able to decypher the hidden messages in character names or sentences. 

In my opinion, this novel is like a satire towards the hidden things inside humans. Expressed with Sci-Fi, jokes, lewdness and parties. A masterpiece not everyone will be able to comprehend. That's what makes it unique on this place, and that's why It made me make a review. 

Love your story. It makes me want to mod my dark souls character to do a moon dance in front of a boss, or just give him some brownies. Like, hey baddy? Aren't you bored of so much gore and killing? Nay... Then dance before we kill each other... Cus it sucks killing without a reason. I'll just kill you cus you don't know how to worm/party.

Perfect in all. Or maybe unperfect for some. Still, not something that everyone can chew. 

This is my favourite in its own realm. 


One Simple Question...

If you could do anything, what would you do?

Not "what lofty goals do you claim you represent?"

Not "what horrific evils do you sometimes fantasize about?"

What would You actually do?

You, the tall tailless monkey with the brain evolved to ridiculous proportions for the express purpose of outsmarting the other monkeys so you can get laid more.

Everything about this story flows naturally from this One Simple Question.


One of the most unique literary rabbit holes I've even fallen down. 

Clever, witty, and all over the place - yet it cums together. Or in tandem. Butt sometimes turn-based. I've... gotten distracted. Ahem, this isn't actually a novel about sex but rather hilarious obsurdity. 

Kudos to you Dr. Zero. Kudos. 


Hard sci-fi and fucking hilarious

Just finished part 1 and this is one of the best fictions I’ve read in a long time, free or paid for, here or elsewhere.

For me it’s blending L.E.Modesitt (the sci-fi/ethics style) with something like Cyteen and a ton of lewd, beautifully constructed humour.

If this is published I’ll buy it for posterity.

Truthfully I’ll mourn the lack of a Doc Zero in my life - anyone who can write this I want as a drinking buddy.


Ludicrous. Must read.

Super Science and Fast Romance is a knot of absurdity and intellectual masturbation only barely held in check by a loose adherence to rationality. It moves at breakneck speed with characters that somehow work as 3D creatures despite only their 2D shadows being shown; its plot will attempt to tie your expectations to the bed blindfolded, ride them reverse cowgirl, and then set the bed on fire.

This story is gratuitous and barely comprehensible, and I couldn't put it down.

Detrius Vimes

i love it. I love it. I love it. This just keeps going down the rabbit hole but rabbits are cute so idk it works


Exactly what it says on the tin, plus more.

One moment, you're reading about a maker space in a strip club filled with druggies. Then you are dragged along the hero arc of a secret agent. Then there's the midlife crisis of a genius inventor whose having sonic simulated sexy times with a mad scientist.

It's a wild ride and just keeps getting wilder. Go read it.


Needs to be read slow

Needs to be read slowly to appreciate the true genius this story is.  Also, be sure to avoid reading this while eating or drinking because I almost choked.  Now that wouldn’t have been nearly as funny as this book is!


Great story and awesome science

A great story whose title is dead on. I would recommend this to anyone whom likes science, action and is not to stuck up to realise that drugs and alcol are simply part of the story and a running joke :). The grammar is great (I believe this to be an important point).

The only criticism I would give is that author has to learn that you can't jump to other locations (real or virtual) without telling the reader that the location has changed (usally it is also told how they moved but this is not always needed) either by making it part of the story or by for example putting a note at the beginning of the chapter. Something similar could also be said for the fact that it is in the beginning of each chapter not always clear whom it is that we are currently following from a first person perspective.

Now I notice that I have given more lines of criticism than positive remarks so I would again like to point out that it really is a good story and it becomes even beter when you get past the first 5 a 10 chapters. (To the author: if you reupload the first chapters and PM me than I would be more than willing to change my review even though I think that I made clear that I really did like your story and that I hope you will continue writing it).