There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Table of Contents
Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
59: DEOLICIOUS ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago
102: The Dance of the Dead and Fabulous ago
103: Pop goes the Slime ago
104: Spring of the Soul ago
105: Delta's Day Off ago
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No-Beard
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A fantastic story! Great humor and well developed characters. Made me feel sad (temporarily) for a mushroom man :) 

Kappa-sama
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The title is an oxymoron

"There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns" is obviously an oxymoron comparable to 'pretty ugly' or 'puns are dumb'.

 

Epic Loot acquired by reading this story:

1. Puns

2. General sense of fulfillment and enjoyment

3. Maps

4. Pots

Epic Loot lost by reading this novel:

1. Time

2. Weight, as you sit on your computer chair for 12 hours a day reading

 

also the grammar is good, the characters are fleshed out, it's funny, and puns are among the highest form of wordplay in the english language.

 

Bergmatt
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In the first few chapter I just wanted to beat the MC. Non I'm roling on the floor from laughing. 

vladerag
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I could cry because I read faster than it is released!  Truly a fun read, even if the grammar is a bit rough in places, that is more than made up for by the pacifish dungeon core Delta and her growing band of odd creatures.

SlimeAction
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You want go retired to that village too

Since map already mentioned on one of the review, I won't mention it too in here. Rather on how a build in murder-machine, dungeon want to be good to people. Not a story of a good guy getting their praise, but good intention view as imposible and people just wait you to slip into bad side. In a way, just like a Man of Steel movie. Just no brooding and more positive outlook, without pretend to blind with dark side.

Havenwings12g
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This is a wonderful story. I've read some chapters to a nephew as a bed time story and now my brother's kid is nagging him for "more delta story". Keep up the bad puns.

hask225
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This is a fun, lighthearted take on a Dungeon Core story, the author has done a great job bringing to life some really fun and quirky characters.

I wholeheartedly hope that the author will continue to write this story because it has some incredible potential, and believe if they decide to publish it will be very well received as a book series (after some editing).

In regards to grammar and writing, it is well written and you seldomly find typos or mistakes.

Thank you for the amazing story author-san. Please keep writing!

Soufdeboef
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How sad.

I should've made this review when you were still at chapter 3. Now the chance is big you won't read this. But if you do. You've made something absolutely amazing and i wanted to thank you for it.

 

Sir Proper
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I could write a lot, but I am not being paid nor am I being graded, so allow me to be succinct. 
 
If not for the almost weird/ maddeningly out of place, jarring sentence errors I would give this perfect scores, not because it is truly perfect, but because of its cohesive narrative stuff. 
 
Characters have unique voice, motivation, depth, and emotional complexity. 
 
Setting has a great amount of depth, juxtaposition, scope, and weight. 
 
Story has meaningful progress, tension, emotional investment, and cohesion. 
 
Excellent work. My only criticism is edit/proofread your work better. 
 
My highest regards
Gratefully, 
Sir Proper
j03man
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A beautiful, fun, well written story that delivers on its promises in surprising and delightful ways.

The world building is unique and deep but is introduced through characters you know and love (or are at least interested in) in bite sized chunks. So you have a reason to care about the world beyond just the cool concepts the world contains and you never feel overwhelmed by details despite its depth.