There is no Epic Loot here, Only Puns.

by stewart92

Original ONGOING Adventure Comedy Fantasy Female Lead LitRPG Magic

She became a dungeon core.

Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?

No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

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Chapter Name Release Date
1: Smashing Start ago
2: Take off! ago
3: Mushroom Farming ago
4: The Piggy in the Middle ago
5: The Human Touch ago
6: The Capped Limit ago
7: innocence and Gobs ago
8: What Wicked Web We Weave ago
9: Quissing the Dungeon ago
10: Hole in the Ground ago
11: Fishing for Compliments ago
12: The Nature of Give and Take ago
13: Hook, Line, Sinker ago
14: Conviction ago
15: Delta Ducks ago
16: Duck for Traps ago
17: Along Came A Spider ago
18: I am DEO! ago
19: DEO! and friends! ago
20: A Boary End ago
21: Flaws and Thorns ago
22: The Greenhouse Effect ago
23: Nature vs Nurture ago
24: Unruli ago
25: Slimers ago
26: Special ago
27: Levelling Down ago
28: Guilty Roots ago
29: The Jungle Room ago
30: A Gentleman ago
31: Japing about ago
32: Catch and Mist ago
33: The Curious Container ago
34: The Flower in a Pot ago
35: Rulis and Termis ago
36: Challenge Accepted ago
37: The Nuance of Dungeon Building ago
38: Big Showdown in little Dungeon ago
39: Lost in Translation ago
40: Seeing the Mushroom for the Forest ago
41: Busy Little Bee ago
42: The Little Things ago
43: Raleish the thought ago
44: Mime the Gap ago
Interlude: Cheesecake ago
45: Nu point of view ago
46: Ballad of the Great ago
47: Delta Does Danger ago
48: Equal-system ago
49: Witching Hour ago
50: Evolution of the First Floor ago
51: Happy Accidents ago
52: Griminology ago
Interlude: Crumbling Hearth ago
Artwork! ago
53: Devine Bobbing ago
54: Pic-Nic ago
Maestro ago
55: Heart of the Jungle ago
56: Birds, Mushrooms, and Taxes ago
57: The Musical Trap ago
58: Thorn in The Side ago
60: The Star of the Show ago
Map updates. ago
61: This Dungeon Belongs to Noland ago
Update ago
Interlude: Popping the Question ago
62: Holly Water ago
63: Wyin or lose ago
64: The Tree of 'Wisdom' ago
65: The Key to her Heart! ago
66: Tending the Moon ago
Side Story: The Village of Woodedly ago
67: Keys and Doors ago
68: World Wide Web ago
69: New Blood ago
70: Gather your Party ago
Floor maps udated! ago
Interlude: The King's Fortune ago
71: Truth Seeker ago
72: Inferno at the Grove ago
73: Lord of Mushrooms ago
Interlude: Spoiled for Choice ago
74: Blind Truth ago
75: Heart to Heart ago
76: Jungle Fever ago
77: Flower Power ago
78: Maze of Life ago
79: Delta's Dungeon Defence ago
80: Mother vs Mother ago
81: Long may she rain ago
82: Jack and Delta go down a tunnel ago
Interlude: The Imp of no Importance ago
83: The Fortress of Silence ago
84: For Whom the Dungeon Trolls ago
Edit upon a new day. ago
85: Silent Knight ago
86: Oh Holy Knight ago
87: Grotesque Puns ago
Floor 2 update! ago
88: Xanatos Gambit? No, this is a Delta Gamble! ago
89: Split Opinions on Banned Books ago
90: The Dungeon and her Village ago
91: Nina a Hand? ago
92: Fresh Breath of Seth ago
93: A King's Grudge ago
Interlude: Dungeon Education ago
94:Guard Goyles ago
95: All Action, No Talk ago
96: Door to Door ago
97:Bubbling to the Surface ago
Interlude: Death Pips In ago
98: The Madness of Sanity ago
99: Beta to the Punch ago
100: Delta ago
101: How to be a Dungeon ago
102: The Dance of the Dead and Fabulous ago
103: Pop goes the Slime ago
104: Spring of the Soul ago
105: Delta's Day Off ago
106: Delta the Darkest Dungeon ago
107: Love ago
108: Al Far will he go? ago
109: Quickies and Squidies ago
110: Hungry Python ago
111: Jack be nimble... jack be... oh no. ago
112: Low-hanging fruit ago
113: Miserable Pile of Mushrooms! ago

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The title should be changed to There is no Epic Loot here, Or Puns. Seriously though, either up your pun game or revise your title. On another note, characters are likable if not all that complex. There doesn’t seem to be any overarching goals or problems and retains a lighthearted tone (aside from maybe that whatever that respawned her at the start but as of now it plays no part). There is no useless and crippling foreshadowing such as “the shadowy emporer of despair and cheese chuckled gleefully, watching as his insert evil plot here came to fruition” so that’s good. I don’t really understand the setting all that much and it could use some more development. There are a few problems with grammar and all of them really stick out but luckily they’re not that common and can still be understood. The style is a resounding success and makes this an enjoyable read. All in all I’m gonna have to give it a not-bad/10

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 As the title indicates this storys focus is primarily on jokes and a light hearted atmosphere. Admittedly I only made it to around chapter 25, but I can't see it changing.

It has an interesting premise and has some threats hinted at, but given the tome so far believing it would ever get serious is laughable. 

The main character is solid and the premise is well done, but as I have said over and over the tone is just very light hearted. Characters are pretty one dimensional usually being used for one sort of joke and any action is very casual

Prosa Nostra
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Tried to like it but can still find no content after more than 20 chapters. It is like ambient Music it is Not Bad but you do Not Spend your Time mainly on it. 

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Good start turns bland.

Good idea and a great start that loses the sensation pretty fast. The first chapters of building are great but then it starts getting a bit to complicated and it feels like it loses it's focus. Too bad. An ok read though, but I find myself almost skipping sometime half of chapters, especially about the village, because they are boring, hard to keep track of the characters, and not very good written. 

Because it's not sure of itself or has enough direction, it can only try to be interesting by adding new things all the time, and that's tires fast. 

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Would not read if you are over 25 and or male

I cant help but feel I am not the target audience, the problem with this story is ti falls into the trap of what can only be described as writers fanticy. I got to chapter 13 but I just could not go on, the main protaganist felt fake or very young and add. The side characters are a bit flat and the humor is just bad. I can ignore all of this though if it were not for the constant winking at the reader and the unsubtle message. Couple that with a mild female centric fanticy I.E. this comes off as a young teen fiction aimed at women (which is not inherently bad but is pretty much the exact opposit of me) and I just could not read this past chapter 18. Frankly I just don't think this was writen with me in mind and that is ok, not every story is for everyone. Best thing I can say though is whoever this is written by they are a far better writter than me :)

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 Dugeon doesn't to protect it self??




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If you like Terry Pratchett's style of comedy, this is a novel for you. Fun, lighthearted with surprisingly good story. A breath of fresh air in the edgy land of isekai and dungeons where everything must die. Great idea and a pretty good execution. The story starts a bit slow, but only gets better and better as the time goes. One of the best LNs I've read this year.

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There is no epic story here, just a Mary Sue

Reviewed at: 69: New Blood

This is the story of an idiotic, immoral, Mary Sue character who, in any reasonable story, would have gotten her enslaved or killed, and all those that care for her also slaved or killed. Her decisions are portrayed as good.

Imagine the world of Goblin Slayer. Now imagine the main character being a "kind hearted" adventure who absolutely refuses to harm Goblins and tries to get all of her friends to join a picnic with the goblins, unarmed, in a goblin den. Imagine if she does this after being warned, multiple times, by people she really should be listening to, about the dangers of goblins. This is how immoral this main character is. Now, imagine if she, being a Mary Sue, forces the plot to bend over backwards so that she survives just fine. Imagine that after she's gotten all her friends (almost) raped, tortured, and killed, she still insist on that she was right, and goes on whining about how she can't be nice to Goblins, and doesn't change a thing.

There is our story.

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Fun, Exciting, Never ending puns, but alot of grammar issues

Reviewed at: 113: Miserable Pile of Mushrooms!

So I binged read the whole thing, and I only have 2/3 problems with it.

1) The grammar mistakes although arent major are still very noticeable. 

2) Their are wayy to many characters now introduced,the dunegeon alone consists of the plathera of the characters, and towards the end of how much was written (till chapter 113) I started getting confused which monster was which. The goblins are no longer refered to as goblins but instead through their name, and thats the only thing we are told about them. No references to their descirptions if its being disccused through Delta. This is a big problem because the goblins apart from Cotis and Frans are no longer rlly important to the story. Yet we are still being forced to remember their names on top of the others in addition to the new cast members who are entering the fray. Fera took me a while to remember but with how shes basically showing up at any food stall that is made makes it quickly to remember who she is. 

Im not asking for much just to include something along the lines of " Billy, the archer goblin"... 

3) Another small problem I have is that I dont seem to get 100% of the puns, and much less for the referneces. At least for the references it would be nice for a descrption at the end to know what inside jokes delta, the author, and other fans,but I (and others like me ), are being amused by. 

4) The interludes with far away cast members always make me want to skip them (but i never do) because of how interested I am in what is going to happen next with Delta and her crew. 

Cecil Bee
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So far so good.

I'll continue updating this post as I go along.